More Gracie's FAKE Drabbles

by Grace Musica

Because the first one got too large... More drabbles written for the 27thprecinct LJ community. WARNING: Some of these drabbles may contain offenseive couplings, subject matter, language, et cetera.

3. Legal Loopholes

Title: Legal Loopholes
Date Written: 11/28/05
Rating: K+
Word Count: 130
Characters/Pairings: Dee, Ryo, OC
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Major props to Reno911! for this one.
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There were two sure-fire ways to piss off Dee Laytner: Turn off a Knicks game minutes before the buzzer--

And bad mouth him when he was on the job.

Ryo shook his head as his partner snapped the shiny metal handcuffs over a teenager's wrists, ignoring the profanities spewing out of the young man's mouth.

"Dee... All he was doing was speeding. What are we going to charge him with?"

Dee shoved the boy in the back of their unmarked car and closed it, muffling the screams. "Speeding and..." The man smirked at his partner, flicking the licence across the street, where it slid into a drain. "Driving without a licence."

"BASTARD!" the teen screamed in the car.

Dee banged on the glass. "Shut up!"

Ryo shook his head.
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