Title: Jail Bait
Date Written: 3/23/05
Rating: T
Characters: Dee/Ryo, Bikky
Word Count: 148
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Notes: Requested by brit columbia
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Ryo sighed as he looked through the bars of the holding cell at his delinquent son and police officer lover. Dee and Bikky smiled back and waved weakly.

"What the hell happened?" the half-Japanese detective demanded.

"Well, HE was speeding," Bikky immediately confessed, pointing at Dee.

Ryo raised his eyebrows. "You're in jail for a speeding ticket?"

Dee grinned sheepishly. "No... I didn't have my badge on me."

"So he threw a fit!" Bikky tattled, scooting out of arm's reach so Dee couldn't bop him.

"Bull shit, you little ingrate!" Dee replied. "You were the one sassing the guy!"

"You started it!"

"No, you!"

"No, you!"

Dee and Bikky lept to their feet, growling at each other. Ryo sighed and looked at the holding officer. "Let me guess--they started this? And the officer arrested them so they wouldn't kill each other?"

"Yes sir, Detective MacLean."

"You can keep them, if you want."

"RYO!"
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