Syndromes!
By: Aburame Takai
Ch.2 TIYSS (Talking In Your Sleep Syndrome)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI'm glad some of you like it! If you didn't… I found a Death Note… and ill use it on whoever makes me mad. I don't even need to see your face...hehe.
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Evil Spelling Bee!
Takai: Yo, and welcome back. Unfortunately Tsunade had to be replaced with a new judge because she's… indisposed. (In background Shino is asking what to do with the extra rope.)
Jiraiya: Yo!
Takai: Unfortunately Jiraiya was the only one available… The first word is… gourmet pastry? Ok…
Sakura: Ummm… g-o-r-m-a-y p-a-s-t-r-y, gourmet pastry.
Jiraiya: I'm sorry that was incorrect, but if you show me your… hehe… ill let you through.
Sakura: (Punches Jiraiya 400 years into the future.) Bastard…
Takai: Wow… Ummm… are all Sannin retards?
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Hinata walked out of the bathroom and Naruto's jawdropped and his nose bled. There Hinata was standing in a pink silken, almost see-through bed gown with a very short bottom (Talking about the gown).
"H-H-Hinata-chan is that the only thing you have that you can wear to bed?!"
" Master doesn't like it?" she made sad chibi eyes. "I can always wear my birthday suit…"
"Huh?!" Naruto jumped again. The thought of Hinata naked made him have to do pushups before he died of blood loss. Purification of the mind! Ahhh. Better.
Then Hinata bent down so that Naruto could get a nice… look. "Donna-sama what's the matter, don't you want to ravish me?" Naruto went "Bwah" and passed out on the bed. "He he, Donna-sama is such a perv!"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWhat the hell? Where am I? And what smells sooo nice? Naruto opened his eyes and noticed a blurry shape in front of him and jumped. Oh yeah, he rubbed his head, Hinata-chan…
"Donna-sama that's too big for me to swallow…" Hinata muttered in her sleep. STRIKE! 99 mp/h
Ngh (Groan of surprise btw)…WHAT?! What the hell is she dreaming about?!
"But if I do that all the cream will get all over me…" STRIKE! 98 mp/h
In Hinata's dream world she's thinking about being in the kitchen with Naruto after he baked a giant chocolate e-Claire for her. And she's wondering if its too big and too messy to eat. Naruto doesn't know that though… hehe.
Seriously what is she dreaming about?!
"Well if it's for Donna-sama…" Strike! 97 mp/h (There will be multiple strikes not just three)
I'll wake her up… in a moment.
Haha, kit I guess you like it, huh?Ahem, that's none of your business.
"Its okay if I ride… you then?" she muttered into the pillow. Strike! 100 mp/h
Now she's dreaming about riding a motorcycle with Naruto and when she talked she muttered into the pillow cutting of the motorcycle, with, and you. Again he does not know this… well just let him think his thoughts… hehe.
God damn it what is she dreaming about??!!
"Ohhhh, it hurts but it feels soooo good!" STRIKE! 120 mp/h! BATTER UNDER! BATTER UNDER!
This time she dreamt she had a tail and that he was brushing it. Lets just say it sounded, ahem, sensual.
Naruto went "Bwah" again with practical waterfalls of blood, that could counter Niagara Falls and be its better, coming out of his nose after which he passed out, again.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXNaruto awoke to see Hinata staring at him with a kind of anger, the kind that's like "I'm not mad, just… disappointed", and said "Master slept on the floor instead of with me… Master doesn't like me anymore." Which at that point she got tears in her eyes.
"N-No Hinata-chan its just-"
"And to think I let Sakura-san in for you, too!" She interrupted.
"S-S-Sakura-chan?!"
"NARUTO!" He heard a voice from behind him.
OH, SHIT!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXHmm looks like Naruto's in trouble… hehe. Now for a random string of questions to tease you guys into insanity because I know them and you don't:
Whats gonna happen?
What will happen to Naruto?
Do You like ice cream?
I like ice cream!
Was that even a question?
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Beating The Crap Out Of Sasuke!
Takai: Okay today we will be using my friend, Naruto-Kitsune1, and myself.
NK1: Yosh! Glad to be here now lets go kill him! Katon: Nenshou Houyou no Jutsu (Fire Release: Flaming Embrace Technique) (thousands of wires wrap around Sasuke and he lights on fire) Burn you son of a bitch! Burn!
Takai: Ankoku Mushi: Reikon Shou (Darkness Insect: Soul Destroy) Feast on his soul my babies! DIE!
NK1: Dood you're starting to creep me out…
Takai: Meh, I am creepy.
SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT CHAPTER! HOMEWORK SUCKS!
R+R OR FACE ME, NK1, AND YAGAMI LIGHT!!!