Syndromes!

Ch.3 SUTS (Saying Unhelpful Things Syndrome) Part 1 By Aburame Takai XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

YOSH! You all like it, so far ive gotten positive reviews. If I don't get anymore, I have the eyes of a Shinigami and ill use em. And ill kill ya! Hope you like! (OR ELSE!)

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Evil Spelling Bee!

Takai: Well… since Jiraiya's been knocked 400 years into the future by Sakura-san… I had to hire Orochimaru-teme…

Orochimaru: Glad to be here… But whats with all the guards?

Takai: What do you think fucktard?

Orochimaru: Whatever… anyways the word is… snake? Okay… (mutters) if someone gets this wrong they're more then retarded.

Kabuto: Ummm… lets see…. Can I use it in a sentence?

Takai: Sure. Ahem, Orochimaru is a plastic pedophile that likes "Snakes."

Kabuto: Oh, I see… okay "snake" d-i-c-k. Snake.

Orochimaru: (eats Kabuto's head) He fails. (lol I got the funniest picture in my head right now!)

Takai: (mutters) Even though Kabuto got the meaning… and said it right…

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"Why-the-hell-did-she-call-you-mast-er?!" Sakura asked as she beat the living crap out of Naruto.

"Sakura-san I can-ow- explain- oomph!"

"Oh yeah," She pointed skeptically at Hinata's very…nice dress. "Why the hell would a girl call you master and be wearing a dress like that?!"

"Because Hinata is masters slave."

"Grrrrrrr! NARUTO!" And Sakura resumed with renewed vigor.

"Nyaaa!" Hinata meowed. "Stop hurting Donna-sama!"

Sakura dropped Naruto. "Oh, I see! You guys are married! That explains the dress!" Sakura jumped to conclusions. "But the master and the cat thing…" She turned her head slowly to Naruto with an angry face. He jumped back about ten feet and wanted a restraining order, now. "Is that one of your sick fetishes Naruto-ecchi?!"

"N-N-o I swear!"

Hehe, kit I know it is! I just saw Hinata chained up in a cat cost-

SHUT UP!

Several Minutes Later…

"Oh, I see now! Its because you have these syndromes!"

"Sakura-san, ummm you can stop strangling Donna-sama now…" Hinata said with a sweat drop.

"EH?!" She looked down into Naruto's blue face. "Oh! Ehehehe, ummm," She dropped Naruto. "So why exactly do you not act like that anywhere else?"

"Because it has to be in a place where im comfortable." She replied. "Gao!"

"Still, that's kind of weird you call him 'Master' and 'Donna-sama' and you still call me 'Sakura-san'." She said knowingly. "Do you like Naruto?"

"EH?! U-ummm Sakura-san y-you s-should b-bring him back upstairs before he breaks his b-back l-laying like that." She blushed madly. And pointing to Naruto laying at like a 90 degree angle, she fainted too as he groaned, "Hina-chan."

"Wow, I got myself a problem here," Sakura said while picking them up. "Only one bed in this entire house, and," She said with the evilest grin ever. "I know Hinata likes Naruto." Then she Made an even eviler grin. "Oh dear, it appears their clothes are a little dirty." She cackled to herself and began her evil plan. (Hooray! I like evil!)

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Mmm, whats this pressure up against me, it feels so warm! Naruto opened his eyes. And had the biggest nose bleed since the Niagara Falls Competitor one. They were on the bed together, completely naked and their bodies were intertwined, like they had just finished doing "This and that" together. Naruto did a "Bwah!" again and hit his head on the wall, when he looked up, Neji was standing there, mouth agape with surprise and disgust in his eyes.

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Time for Random questions!

Do you like cliffhangers?

I like cliffhangers.

How'd you like Sakura's evil plan?

Hooray! Neji is pissed!

I want the Death Note! WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN DEATH NOTE!

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Beat The Crap Out of Sasuke!

Takai: Today I would like to beat Sasuke again, along with… Ikkou-san! Hooray!

Ikkou: What the hell am I doing here?!

Chitose: Because I made you come silly…

Ikkou: Could you not use the word "Come" around us, especially when were whispering?

Takai: (leans over) Whats this? High school students? Doing "This and that"! Do tell!

Ikkou: (sweatdrop) see told ya!

Chitose: (blushes) I really don't mind… Anyways lets just BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SASUKE!

Takai: That's the spirit!

To be Continued

R+R-ING A DAY KEEPS THE SHINGAMI AWAY!

HOORAY! AMAENAIDEYO! KATSU! CHAR! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN FOR SASUKE!