You know what even if I claimed this as mine and they sued me they really wouldn't get much...Hell they wouldn't get anything I have nothing to take. So you already know Sonic doesn't belong to me. Repeat after me: I do not own Sonic and all the other characters under him.
((Swimming))
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I'm doing it. Sonic thought happily as he paddled through the water. Hah take that Knuckles and Tails, your not the only ones who can swim. He grinned as he speed up to his fastest. No one can keep up with me now. A small green chao backstroking lazily passed the blue hedgehog.
"Um...Mr. Sonic can you please get out of the pool? Cheese and the other Chao want to swim." Cream asked sweetly as she watched the hedgehog flail wildly in the tiny chao pool.
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((End))
There you have my third one. At the rate this is going I should have my next one on Monday. Hopefully this one's joke is a lot less subtle and more oblivious.