Hrothgar: Dragons rock my toe socks!

Hrothgar: Iiiiii want candy!


Saphira: Solembum and I are getting a divorce!

Saphira: Please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the ride while the ride is moving, thank you.

Saphira: Hey Eragon, does this armor make my butt look big?

Saphira: I have a sister who lives in a lake called Loch Ness!

Saphira: Hello, I'm Saphira and I'll be your dragon for this afternoon. For those of you with Frequent Flyer cards you will be earning 100 points with this journey.


Roran: I finally dumped Katrina!

Roran: looking at mirror I'm beautiful.


Nasuada: You wanna piece of me, Arya? Do ya? Do ya?


Ra'zac: We get around so fast by using our frequent flyer miles.

Ra'zac: Do you want a bite of my chicken? I've got more.


Solembum: Aah, this is gonna by great! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the morning - I'm makin' waffles!