Eragon: Ya know, it feels like we've been sitting here for over a year.
Ajihad: Yeah, we should probably do something.
Hrothgar: Why do something when you could... not do something? We dwarves are good at that.
Arya: I'm bored and my makeup is running.
Murtagh: I really have to go to the bathroom
Saphira: My armor is starting to rust.
Durza: I'm not dead!
Ajihad: Yes you are! Eragon killed you!
Durza: No he didn't! He just hurt me very badly! I think I'll be alright.. but oh dear.. my army lost. Well that's not good. No, not very good at all. I'll just be leaving then. Toodles!
Arya: what should we do?
Eragon: I think we should regroup, then send a spy to Galbatorix's lair to steal an egg.
Ajihad: Any volunteers?
Saphira: I nominate Solembum. He's small and smart and potentially a really cool kitty.
Hrothgar: I second that motion
Solembum: Do I get a vote in this?
Murtagh: I still have to pee.
Ajihad: Durza, you're still here aren't you?
Durza: No! Durza is definitely not here! I am a ghost of Durza!! Woooooo! WOooOoo!
Ajihad: You're not fooling anyone.
Durza: Fine. You guys are no fun anyway. Hi Ho Silver! Away!!!! Oh no, i don't own a horse either. I'll just walk.
Arya: Gross! Murtagh just wet himself!
Eragon: Murtagh, that's disgusting.
Murtagh: Murtagh need changey.
Ajihad: So it's set then. Solembum goes and finds that dragon egg.
Everyone: Aye!
Solembum: Fiddlesticks.
Solembum (Inside Galbatorix's lair): Dum Dum... Duh dum... Dum dum, dum dum dum, duuuuuuuuh
Galbatorix: Here kitty! Here kitty! Ooh you're a pretty kitty aren't you? Yes you are! yes you are!
Solembum: Nauseating
Solembum: I'm back!!! And i got an egg!!!(pulls out the egg)
Ajihad: Uhh, Solembum? How did you get this egg?
Solembum: Well ya know, i sat in a few laps, rubbed a few legs, killed a few rats, then it was all downhill from there. See in the middle of the night, i snuck downstairs, I pretended to be getting a glass of water, and then when no one was looking, I grabbed the egg! Huh? Huuuuh? Aren't I great?
Eragon: Solembum? Did you get this from Galbatorix's refrigerator?
Solembum: Ya-huh! And it's a good thing i got it when i did! Galbatorix said he was gonna poach it the next morning! Talk about a close call eh?
Everyone: UGHHHH!
Murtagh: I'm all wet!
Arya: Have you been sitting there this whole time in your own waste.
Murtagh: I think so.
Ajihad: Well, since Solembum screwed up majorly, I guess all there is to do is wait for CP to finish the next book:
Eragon: Sounds like a plan.
Arya: Whatever.
Murtagh: Poopy!
Ajihad: However, since CP won't be done with the next book until God-knows-when, i guess we'll just sit here until he finishes
CP: I'll be done with the book before the next decade all right?
Arya: No Murtagh! I will not change your diaper!!!