A/N: Like i said in the previous A/N, im sorry for using the shurtugal ones. I, like many others, did not actually read the Guidelines. Also, its not like I personally gained anything with this, so I did not see the problem. After that being pointed out to me by several annoying readers, i have gotten a few of my own and will post them now.

Some also asked to see the first disclaimer which is:

Disclaimer: I wish i owned Eragon. If i did, i would have already told you people the thrid books title and cover illustration. To hell with Paolini. Oh well, read and enjoy.

The new one is:

Disclaimer: It has come to my attention i did something bad. im sorry. how many times have i asid that!?!? I dont own anything but a copy of each book thats out. Waiting just like the rest of you for the last installment. The previous ones were written and are posted on If you want go there now, but befoer you do, read my awful attempts at making comedy (Im actually really good though, just not with one liners).

Someone: Is that my car?
Eragon: I can't fly with Saphira, I have a fear of heights.

Arya or any Elf: I hate nature.

Eragon: I have pointy ears to make a fashion statement.

Eragon/Murtagh (watching Roran kill the twins): Remind me to never tick him off.

Saphira: I want to be a vegetarian.

Glaedr: I like penguins. They amuse me.

Anyone: Hasn't anyone told the Ra'zac that their sense of fashion is awful?

Anyone else: Alright... you do that. Ill be right here behind this rock

Galbatorix: I only want everyone to be happy. Is that so wrong??

Murtagh/Eragon: My father was a good man.I remember when he use to take me into town to watch the harvest parade

Murtagh/Eragon: Daddy wasnt there, to take me to the fair, to change my underwear... Daddy wasnt there

Brom: I hate dragons.

Saphira: I want to mate with Shruikan.

Sloane: I want Katrina to marry Eragon.Hes such a trustworthy man. Plus he knows how to kill. Hell keep her safe

Saphira: Glaedr i love you

Glaedr: WTF??

Saphira: I have ever since i first laid my giant shield-like eyes on you

Glaedr: Uhh...I...

Saphira: Make love to me. Fuck me like a rag doll

Glaedr: Uhh... I dont know how to tell you this... but I was neutered

Saphira: blinkblink WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any Rider: I wish I had never met my dragon.

Sloan: I think I will move to the Spine. It's so lovely this time of year.

Sloan: I have decided that meat is disgusting.

A/N#2: One more thing, for those who know who im talking about, do i really have to get rid of the first ones. Ill be happy to if you still have a problem. Its just, I rather keep them there and ill post the first disclaimer there. but if you still find a problem, ill right over this whole story. I just want some clarification.

Anyways, bye to all. Love ya.