Murtagh: What about me??
Eragon: You can stay here and watch the horses
Murtagh: Is that all im gud for?? Fine get lost
-Eragon is gone for 2 hours-
Murtagh: Who does he think he is?? Its times like this, I wish I was back in the castle. Hey girl
Horse: -neigh-
Murtagh: I wonder
-hot horse sex-
Eragon: Murtagh??
-pushed pass bush and into clearing and catches Murtagh in the act-
Murtagh: uhhh... I can explain


King Galbatorix: The Jews are the cause of all the wars in the world!!


Eragon: Arya? Would you like to come with me and have sexytime?


Arya: burning down forest Suck it mother nature...


Durza: looking in mirror now i regret all that smoking i did...


Saphira: does this armor make me look fat?


Eragon: I'm not a gay Prince William wannabe with effeminate hair!


Eragon: Saphira, if you were a human would you have sex with me?

Saphira: Not on your life. I want Murtagh

Eragon: Arya??

Arya: Oh Murtagh… wait up

Eragon: Argh1!! What does Murtagh have that I don't got??

Murtagh: -strips off clothes and pants drop down-

Eragon: Oh.. that… Hey, hold on guys…