Murtagh: What about me??
Eragon: You can stay here and watch the horses
Murtagh: Is that all im gud for?? Fine get lost
-Eragon is gone for 2 hours-
Murtagh: Who does he think he is?? Its times like this, I wish I was back in the castle. Hey girl
Horse: -neigh-
Murtagh: I wonder
-hot horse sex-
Eragon: Murtagh??
-pushed pass bush and into clearing and catches Murtagh in the act-
Murtagh: uhhh... I can explain
King Galbatorix: The Jews are the cause of all the wars in the world!!
Eragon: Arya? Would you like to come with me and have sexytime?
Arya: burning down forest Suck it mother nature...
Durza: looking in mirror now i regret all that smoking i did...
Saphira: does this armor make me look fat?
Eragon: I'm not a gay Prince William wannabe with effeminate hair!
Eragon: Saphira, if you were a human would you have sex with me?
Saphira: Not on your life. I want Murtagh
Eragon: Arya??
Arya: Oh Murtagh… wait up
Eragon: Argh1!! What does Murtagh have that I don't got??
Murtagh: -strips off clothes and pants drop down-
Eragon: Oh.. that… Hey, hold on guys…