Arya: Eragon take off your shirt
Eragon: Why
Arya: Cause it'll make you more intune with nature
E: Ok...
A: oh and take off your pants too.
E:um...
Brom: Simba, you're supposed to be dead!
Arya: Fo shizzle
Murtagh: I put the "r" in stupid.
Saphira: OJ didn't do it
Murtagh: Justin should have won American Idol
Galbatorix: Everyone wants to be John Malkovich...err, Galbatorix.
Aijhad: Take off your shirt..
Murtagh: Hey, can't you atleast buy me dinner first?
Eragon: hey saphira im thirsty can you make me a drink
Saphira:shure ill be right back
Eragon: hey these look like the flavord iceicles my uncle used to make but they smell different what is in it?
Saphira: Its a suprise (giggles)
Eragon: Let's have some fun Saphira!
Saphira: Doing what, little one?
Eragon: Doing it!
Saphira: Eragon, what was the real reason we came to this lake?
Eragon: To do it!
Saphira: Eragon, we can't "do it".
Eragon: But I thought we came here to do it.
Saphira: Doing what, Eragon?!
Eragon: Well, what you usually do at lakes: fishing, swimming, ect., or did you have something else in mind?
Saphira:...
Eragon: Ok Arya, let's keep this plain and simple. Instead of going into all that lovey-dovey crap I'm supposed to say, I'll just say three words: Let's get hitched!!
Eragon to Arya: Um Arya I dont really know how to tell you this but I'm uh coughs I'm pregnant
Brom: there's now I in team
Eragon (says smartly): But theres a me