Is
this the real life-
Is this just a game-
Caught in a PC-
No
escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look at the screen and
see-
I'm just a poor user, I need no sympathy-
Because I'm
easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind
blows, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Jagex
,just banned a man,
He scammed, a guy with a slow head
Clicked
the mouse and knows he's banned
Jagex, his account just
begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Jagex
ooo,
Didn't mean to make you annoyed-
If I'm not on again
this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really
matters-
Too late, my banning has come,
Sends shivers down
my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've
got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Jagex
ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to be banned,
I
sometimes wish I'd never created this account at all..
I see
a little level three man
Varrock, Varrock will you go to
Falador
Power outage and lightning-very very frightening
me-
Apothecary, Apothecary,
Apothecary, Apothecary
Apothecary
potion-magnifico-
But I'm just a poor user and nobody loves
me-
He's just a poor user from a poor family-
Spare him his
ban from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me
go-
Barbarian! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Barbarian!
we will not let you go-let him go
Barbarian! we will not let you
go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go
let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama
mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Barrock has a demon put aside for
me,for me,for me-
So you think you can slice me and spit in my
eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to be banned-
Oh
baby-can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get
right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can
see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows...
The original version was written by Queen and was called Bohemian Rhapsody.