Brom: Bite me.
Murtagh: PAOLINI YOU FAG, GIVE ME BACK MY HAIRGEL. You been having it for hours now!
Paolini: Hairgel?! I thought it was.. ohh... oopsi...
Garrett Hedlund: Dammit, fangirls! Flee, they got cages
Oromis: May the force be with you.
Eragon:Hey, this isn't Harry Potter!
Arya: Ewww, I have Urgal blood in my hair.
Galbatorix: Oh, you can get that out easily with Garnier Fructis Fortifying Shampoo and Conditioner, darling!
Durza: Damn you, Eragon. One day I will get my revenge.
Eragon: You can't touch this! do-do-dodo ...
Brom: Eragon, I am your father.
Eragon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arya: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends...
Nasuada: When I was younger I used to have a crush on King Orrin. Since then, Id always think of him... until I met Murtagh. Man, hes one fine hunk of man candy
Eragon: Does my hair look too hayish when it's blond like this? I think I should dye it darker, what do you think Arya?
Arya: Now you're being even more of a girl than usual, Eragon.
Eragon: I blame my ignorance on Wikipedia.
Eragon: Yo, Ayra let's get down with the hood...
Arya:What the beep
Eragon: Do you not like rap, babe? You know..Slap that,give me some more... etc.
Arya: Sorry, Eragon. I'm a My Chemical Romance girl. Long live the Black Parade!
Eragon: Oh laa...An Emo elf...You've just become twice the turn on.
Arya: Say that again, farmboy, and you will be slapped.
Eragon: Well, then...An Emo elf...
Arya takes out her pepper spray
Eragon:Not my eyes. They are my only best feature! ARGGHHH! IT BURNS!