Brom: YOU SHALL
NOT
PASS!!!! What do you mean they've already cast LOTR?
They won what? 11 Oscars? Without me? St.
Galbatorix: Congratulations, Murtagh. You have your own dragon.
Murtagh: But I wanted a My Little Pony!
Saphira and Solembum sit down off set.
Saphira: So got any jobs lined up after this?
Solembum: I'm,um, doing an advert for Whiskas, you know..
Saphira: Sweet.
Trianna: I feel so inept without you Eragon. Take me now
Eragon: Im sorry, Im already with Murtagh. Everyone wants him. Im so happy he chose me
Murtagh: I only chose you because Arya already had a husband
Eragon: At least I know im second best
Murtagh: More like 24th. After everyone who wanted checked it out, they were already taken. It was comprised of fangurls with boyfriends and married women. My people kept back all the lonely fangurls so ive never seen them before. If had, you wudnt evn be on the list
Eragon: Just crush my heart, why dont you
-runs away crying-
Trianna: how about me Murtagh??
Murtagh: uhh... ok
Eragon: But I wanna be the star of this movie Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Murtagh: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, my sexy smoldering 6 minutes of screentime have stolen the show. points at Eragon now grovel blondie.
Durza: Okay who took my wrinkle cream?
Arya comes running over to Eragon in a blind panic.
Arya: Help me! Oh God help me!
Eragon: What? What is it?
Arya: I've lost my elf ears. They've gone.
Eragon: Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pink bicycle...so they have...
Arya: How? Dear God, how?
Eragon: Budget cuts probably.
Arya falls in a dead faint
Saphira: Oh Glaedr, I love you!
Glaedr: Sorry I don't feel anything for you.
Saphira: But Glaedr what shall I do? Where shall I go?
Glaedr: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Eragon come on Saphira I need to go save the damsel in distress so you better start flying before I start whipping you.