A long, long time ago
On a PC far away
Varrock was under an attack
And I thought me and The Old Nite
Could talk the goblins in
To maybe cutting the users a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to ban us
We escaped and began to flee
Then met Choppermad and Muskee
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Falador to see the Queen
We all wound up on Al Kharid
That's where... we found... this noob
Oh,
My my this here Noobish guy
May be Level 126 someday later - now he's just a level nine
He left Lumbridge and kissed his gf goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a strong guy, Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy"
Did you know this runescape slave
Isn't even good enough to where steel
But he can use the magic, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting a goblin
Though he's level nine and it's level three
Yeah, he's probably gonna kill it someday
Well, I know he smithed a dagger
And I've heard how fast he can level up
And his pick axe broke too
So we made a him a few
He was a mining ace
And the minute dwarves started mining that place
Well, I knew who would mine the most
Oh yes, it was our noob
We started singin' ...
My my this here Noobish guy
May be level 126 someday later - now he's just a level nine
And he left Lumbridge and kissed his gf goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy, Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy"
Now we finally got to Falador
The White Knights we knew would want
To see how good the noob could beSo we took him there and we told the tale
How his mining skills were off the scale
And he might fulfill that legacy
Oh, the Knights was impressed, of course
Could he could he find the rune source
They interviewed the Newbie
All slaying they canceled
Because Sir Amik Varze sensed in him much Zamorak
And The Old Nite said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in armor gears"
"I still will teach this noob"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Noobish guy
May be level 126 someday later - now he's just level nine
And he left Lumbridge and kissed his gf goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy, Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy"
We caught a ride back to Varrock
'Cause King Raold wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic Pk
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Newbie flew his carpet and saved the game
And in the end some Goblins died
Some Cities blew up and some shops fried
A lot of accounts were banned
The Chaos Druids were broken
And the User I admire most
Fed up with Zezima and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a smoked
I guess I'll train this noob
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Noobish guy
May be Level 126 someday later - now he's just a Level Nine
And he left Lumbridge and kissed his gf goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy, Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Noobish guy
May be Level 126 someday later - now he's just Level Nine
And he left Lumbridge and kissed his Gf goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Strong Guy"
The original was by Don McClean and was called American Pie and then Weird Al Yankovic parodied it and it was called The Saga Begins.