WARNING: Most will comtain boy-on-boy, but some wont, so you have been warned.
Disclaimer:We don't known anything.
Words:
ipod
candy cane
Santa
anus
chimney
misletoe
Sephiroth
Cloud
fake beard
puppy
present
love
Story:
Cloud and Sephiroth were waiting up for Santa, when Seph realized they were standing under a misletoe. Taking advantage of the sicuation(sp?) Seph kissed Cloud. They were so caught up in each other, that they almost missed the biggest anus they had ever seen comming down the chimney.
They realized that the butt was talking, "Oh, dear, I knew I should have had that 35th helping of Mrs. Clause's apple pie..."
Seph and Cloud suddentally figured that the butt belonged to the famous Santa! Seph hoped for the puppy and ipod he and Cloud wanted.
Seph and Cloud helped santa out of his predicament, in return, Santa gave them enough candy canes to last 3 lifetimes, and their presents!
Cloud spoke,"umm...Santa?"
"Yes, Cloud?"
"Will I ever find the love of my life?
"Why, Cloud, didn't you know that Seph is the one?"
"He is, but Santa, sometimes, he wears fake beards and smells funny!"
Santa laughed and Seph blushed. "Well," said Santa,"I guess he should take more showers."
Seph spoke up in his defense,"Hey, you smell funny sometimes too, Cloud. And I'm sure Santa sometimes doesn't have time to shower either! Do you Santa?" Sephiroth asked, but Santa was already gone.