A/N: Read all warnings and disclaimers. Do I really have to keep writing this?
Words:
lion
Severus S.
Dumbledore
Harry P.
snowglobe
lemon drops
tape
sock
chair
cock
lube
anus
Story:
Harry P. and Severus S. tied Dumbledor to a chair and shoved a cock(rooster), snowglobe, and a few lemon drops up his anus.
"Mfetg," said Dumbledor through the sock that was taped to his mouth. Harry magiced the snowglobe out of hios anus, and bashed him on the head with it, whils Snape made a stone lion hump Dumbledor with no lube... how painful for Dumbledor...