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Words:
stapler
lube
shower
Harry
Draco
Snape
3some
cock
ring
married
"meep"
flaming
burnt
love
Story:
Snape and Draco found Harry inthe shower with a toaster, trying to kill himself. he claimed he wanted to doe because on one loved him. Snape and Draco showed himhe WAS loved by having a threesome with him. Snape and Draco both lubed up their cocks and pentrated Harry at the same time. It hurt him, but it was love.
The next day, they decided to get married, all three of them. As Snape was placing a ring on Harry's finger, Ron came in brandishing a flaming stapler. He was mad at Harry for being gay.He screamed his battle cry, "meep", and prepared to kill Snape, but draco stupified him and the stapler burned him to ashes.