A/n: Ok, I have more words!! Yay!!!
Disclaimer: sigh LM and WF don't known anything...
Words:
Sephiroth
Cloud
chocobos
"smack"
angry sex
no lube
revenge
evil laughter
Story:
Cloud was following Sephiroth when he saw some chocobos. "Hey look Seph, chocobos!" he shouted. Seph turned and Masamue(that is Sephiroth's sword) hit Cloud's butt with a "smack.
Cloud screamed and grabed his abused flesh.
That day, evil laughter could be heard as Cloud got revenge by forcing Seph (I can't begin to think what Cloud must have done to poor Seph.. anyways back to the story) to repent by having angry sex with no lube with Barret.