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Truth or Purple?

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Author's note: Okay this is what we've all been waiting folks! The next chappie of, dum dum dum, MY STORY! Hehe… anyway, on with the show.

Disclaimer: No owning of Naruto for me…

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Naruto and Kiba were smashed by the time this inevitable game had come around. Hinata and Ino weren't far behind.

The usually timid girl was giggling and not stuttering like another Ino, except without the anger outbursts. (We gotta get this girl drunk more often!)

They found a seat on the ground in a wonky circle. Shikamaru started. "Naruto. Truth or Dare?"

Naruto put a finger to his chin. Or, what he thought was his chin. In reality it was poking into his upper cheek. "I think, purple. No, dare! I'm gonna go with dare!" He slurred out.

"Okay, um, go up to one of the guys, NOT ME, and kiss them on the cheek." The lazy ninja giggled out (how much did this guy drink?).

Naruto stumbled to his feet looked around the room. He spotted a cutie and gave him a big sloppy kiss. If the guy could talk, he'd say something along the lines of, 'that was so gross get away you freak', but, alas, he was a floor lamp.

But everyone accepted it anyway. No one wanted one of those, not even Hinata.

Naruto stumbled proudly back to the circle and plonked his cute little butt down (admit it, you think it's cute too)."Hinata, Truth or Purple?"

"Purple. Definatly purple." She giggled, catching on.

"Okay, I purple you to make out with the guy you think is the hottest." He eyed her trying to psyche her out, but ended up looking even smexier than before (But you're still the best Kiba).

Hinata smiled evilly and launched herself at her childhood crush, making out with him like he's never been made out with before.

He was a bit surprised to say the least, but he happily complied with her needy mouth. All she could think was 'mmmm... ramen flavor...'

When they finally pulled away they were both flushed. She crawled onto his lap and surveyed the room.

"Uh, Shika, Truth or Purple?" She slurred through puffy lips.

"Purple."

"I purple you to take down your hair."

"You really wanna see my hair down?"

"Yes!" They all cried. None of them had seen him with his hair down. He slowly reached up and pulled out the hair tie. His hair sprung out a little, but stayed up nevertheless.

"My god..." Gasped Kiba, pointing at the weird do, "It's Vegeta!" This got him another book to the head.

"My turn he said, tying his hair back up."Ino, Truth or Purple?"

"Both."

"Both?"

"Yep."

"Alright, do you like me as more than a friend?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Then glomp me goddamn it!" She complied happily.

They made out for a little while, before he picked her up bridal style, said "Hinata, your choice, we're out." and rushed upstairs.

Hinata giggled for the millionth time that night and pointed at Sasuke. "Truth or Purple?"

"... Truth."

"Aw, you're no fun."

"Too bad."

"Humph, fine. Um, confess ten things about yourself no-one in this room knows."

He stood up and turned into a chibi form. "I like to dance in my boxers to the spongebob squarepants theme song, I like green skittles but I hate orange ones. I still watch Barney, I dream of a world made of tomatoes, I have nightmares about giant killer purple muffins. And I know how to put my leg over my head while sucking my thumb." He continued to demonstrate, wobbling all over the room and giggling like a little a little Sakura.

Everyone sat in silence before breaking into fits of mad laughter. They rolled all over the carpet with tears rolling down their cheeks. It was five minutes before anyone could even slightly control themselves.

It took a further 10 minutes for everyone but Kiba and Naruto to settle down.

Sasuke sat waiting the whole time. Finally when the settled down, he chose Kiba. "Flea-boy, Truth or Purple?"

"Purple."

"Good." He said evilly, returning to chibi form and lightning in the background, light shining under his face. Everyone backed a good 10 feet away. "You can, DRESS AS TINKERBELL!"

A Tinkerbell suit appeared mysteriously in the drunken boy's hands.

Kiba stared in shocked silence. But since he wasn't the sort of person/dog to back out on a dare/purple, he grabbed the costume and headed for the closet. He came out fully dressed, wings and all, and staggered around doing Sasuke's bidding.

Things such as 'Peter Pan is so cool' and 'I must kill Wendy' were some of the things, an well as skipping and throwing flower petals on everyone's heads.

After about 5 minutes he couldn't take it anymore and ran back to the closet to change into his black satin boxers (sorry couldn't resist).

"Alright my go. Uh, Chouji, truth or purple?" He slurred, sitting down heavily.

"Double purple with Shino." He replied.

"Okay, our first double purple. Uh, ooh ooh, I know! A duet of Barbie Girl!" He clapped excitedly while everyone else sweatdropped.

Nevertheless they got up to sing. "I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life is plastic! It's fantas-"

"Stop no more! I can't stand it anymore!" Screamed Naruto, rolling on the ground.

Everyone else was clutching their ears as well.

Slowly the two boys moped back to their seats. Their chance for fame was shattered.

"Neji?" Shino grumbled.

"Purple."

"10 shots of Inoshi's mix (the alchomahol)."

"Simple enough." Neji got up and staggered over to the shot glasses.

He lined up 10 (even pissed he can still see well) shots and lined them up and downed them all in 10 seconds.

He came back and burbled out "Tenten, Truth or Purple?"

"Purple."

"Alright you can-" He was cut short by the ground coming to meet him.

Tenten sighed. "Just when it got to my turn. Sheesh. I better take this guy home. Seeya all later."

With that she picked up her drunken boyfriend and swayed towards the door.

After that the party was deemed no fun. Everyone headed off in twos, Naruto with Hinata, Shino with Chouji and Sakura with Sasuke.

Kiba was staying at Ino's on the couch (well actually he was unconscious too). They all snuck a few bottles of Inoshi's mix while they were at it.

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Well that's that chappyter dun! does a little dance around study since it's 11pm it's not bad. AND today was the WORST day of my LIFE! Trust me, you don't wanna know! Anyways, yea. If I don't get 20 reviews, I won't give you the next chapter, and that's all the smushy pairings! Everyone! So, pwease, pwetty pwease, REVIEW! NOW!!!!!

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GreenSkittlesForLife