Smash Stadium
Match 4
Some Irrelevant Chapter That Somehow Ties In With The Randomness Of This Story!
Okay, Actually It's Debuting All Fan-Made Characters. So Yah, It's Not Really Irrelevant.
This Is One Long Match Title, Eh?
Righto! This is the first non-pre-written chapter for Smash Stadium! First things first, let's answer some reviews! Even though I answered them already!
Chapter 1 Reviews
Shadowdragon93: Okay!
Lacto3.1415: Hard work pays off in the long run, but laziness pays off now! That advice is supposed to somehow teach people a moral. Oh well.
Eternal Smasher: Nonsense!
DPL: See my response to Max Fuchs.
Chapter 2 Reviews
Lacto3.1415: See above response for you. (I'm lazy too. Rawr.)
Chapter 3 Reviews
Lacto3.1415: Yay! A person who answered questions! Your opinion is valued.
Max Fuchs: Review again saying you're still reading this Fic and your character is added onto later matches! (Aside from this chapter.)
Royal Fanatic: Fighting Awesome.
Psycho Gunner: See my response to Max Fuchs.
Okay, enjoy! (Especially the character makers. Squee.)
It's been a year.
BUT WE'RE BACK! WOO!
Mario: Hey! We're back! And uh, in our year absence, the writing style has changed.
Luigi: So, you know what has to happen.
Crowd: Awww...
Mario presses a button!
POOF!
And for more effect...
POOF!
There we go.
"Okay! So now that we're converted..." Luigi started to say.
"No, wait. Screw this, we'll just use this format for more serious fics (and more popular)." Mario interrupted, pressing the button again.
POOF!
Doh. Hold on.
POOF!
Crowd: Yaaaaay!
Mario: Yay, indeed, readers (and the crowd)! For we have recieved some DVDs! Let's see what they contain!
Mario puts in the DVD player, A DVD! OH. MY. GOD. SO. AMAZING.
Luigi: Wait, it's loading... Roll the intermission clip!
(Intermission!)
Popcorn, Soda, Ice Cream: Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! And have ourselves a snack!
Skittles: NOT SO FAST! Me, Mocha Latte, and Nachos here challenge you to a BATTLE OF THE DEAAAAAAATH!
Popcorn: Fool! We have been enjoyed by fan-fic readers and movie watchers alike for years! That makes us something you will never be!
Nachos: Yeah? What's that?
Soda: TINY REFRESHING GODS!
Soda blasts Nachos with a Fireball, Popcorn stabs Skittles in the rainbow, but Mocha Latte shoots Ice Cream with an arrow!
Soda: Ice Cream! No!
Ice Cream: Soda... Do me one... last favor...
Soda: Anything!
Ice Cream: Dispose of me... in the conveiently placed garbage cans... outside the doors. Don't spill me, though. BARF!
Soda: Nooooooo!
In the Darth Vader voice.
Darth Vader: Great! First Yoshizilla, now you! What's next, talking Popcorn?
Popcorn: Actually, yeah.
(End Intermission!)
Luigi: Great, it's done loading. Hit play, Toad!
Toad: Righto! Here's some few things first. Taelia was Kirbette, but she changed her name because Kirbette sounds weird. Taelia is Green, Ryan is Red, Kadi is Yellow. For more Kirby action, read Kirby Versus Stone-
Mario: (Whacks Toad on the head) Jeeze! If they wanted to read it, they would, so turn on the DVD!
Toad: Fine, fine, just wanted to advertise. (Does so!)
KSSSSHT-
Kirby: Okay, I'm at the new member's house, roll the camera. Wait, it is? Crap! Uh, uh, hey! This is Kirby, reporting in front of a potential Smasher's house. There, cut! Roll it again after I'm in front of the hou-
KSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH-
Kirby: Alright. Now to ring the doorbell. Erk... Can't... reach... button!
Taelia: Oh, for the love of... YOU CAN FLOAT.
Kirby: Well, so could you, so why don't you?
Taelia: I'M HOLDING THE CAMERA. IT'S VERY HEAVY.
Ryan: GOD, JUST... Shut up! God! Ring the doorbell! Taelia, freakin' turn off the camera! Right now! No, the Power Switch is righ-
KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mario: You know what I just realized? We skipped the fight between me and that Mystery Character.
Luigi: More like the AUTHOR missed it.
Clario: Hey, you ever thought of SHUT UP, I HATE YOU? Besides, I'm the Mystery Character and I turn up winning. So, there's no point because... well, nothing there for that match.
Toad: Let's get back to the DVD. (Starts eating a burrito.)
KSSSSSSSSSH-
Kadi: -ING TELL ME HOW TO DO MY (BLEEP)ING JOB! YOU CAN GO (BLEEP) YOURSELF AND GO TO (BLEEP)ING HELL!
Taelia: The camera is rolling, you know. Stop cursing, this is a T rated Fic.
Kadi: Yeah, rated T for (BLEEP)ING CURSING!
Taelia: MINOR! CURSING! YOU IDIOT! Jeeze! I'm gonna go bleep out those curses now.
Kirby: You Kirbies do that, while I go get the Smashers. (FINALLY rings the doorbell.)
Princess Layla: (Answers.) Yes?
Kirby: You're Princess Layla, right?
P. Layla: Yeah, why?
Kirby: That's all I needed to know. Now, the Stadium awaits!
P. Layla: ...What?
Kirby: ...You DID sign up for Smash Stadium, right?
P. Layla: ...Yes.
Kirby: You depress me somehow. Anyway, if you choose to come, hop in the car. Taelia, shut the camera down, turn it on when we reach-
KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH-
Kirby: (Rings doorbell.) Is the camera on?
Max: (Answers.) Hey. Uh, do you need anything?
Kirby: You signed up for Super Smash Stadium, right?
Max: Yeah. Can't wait to fight.
Kadi: Well, now's your chance. Let's go.
Max: Right.
KSSH-
Kirby: I don't WANT TO DOORBELL THIS HOUSE! Ryan, you do it, you have the highest HP Bar here.
Ryan: Fine. Jeeze. God. (Rings.)
Psycho: (Shoots Ryan.)
Ryan: ...Ow. Get the (BLEEP) in the car.
Psycho: Eep. Wait, why?
Ryan: Because, I'm a psycho with a sword that's been sharpened this morning.
Psycho: I've got guns.
Ryan: I've got awesome swords skills and combos.
Psycho: Eep.
KSSSSSSSSSSH-END
Mario: Worst movie ever. ANYWAY! Here's the stats on today's match!
STATS, LOL
Contestants: Princess Layla VS. Max VS. Psycho
Rules: Vs. Melee, Time 2:00
Secondary Rules: Debut Fight
Stage: Mushroom Kingdom (SSBM)
Items: Very Low, Healing Items Only
Ryan: The fighters are ready. For those who don't know, Time is a match that's... timed. The object is to knock out or K.O as many people as possible. You lose a point if yourself is knocked out.
Toadette: Is everyone in the commentary booth? Okay.
Toad: Wait, my burrito is almost done cooking.
DING!
Toad: There it is!
Mario: Alright. 3! 2! 1! START!
Toadette: Okay! Layla is positioned on the left side of the stage, Psycho is right next to her and Max is on the middle platform. Layla starts off with an aerial Explosion at Psycho, who rolled to the left and blasted her with a Plasma Cannon shot, knocking her into Max! Max got into the fray by blasting Layla back into Psycho with a Light Beam, who side-steps and breaks a ? Block open to find some rice!
Princess Layla: 42 0 Points
Max: 5 0 Points
Psycho: 0
1:49
Toad: Max wavedashes behind Psycho, who tried punching him. Layla charged up her Poison Blast, and shot it at Psycho who side-steps it. Max Light Flashed Psycho, stunning him, and Smash Attacked him onto the Weight Platform, which sink, K.Oing Psycho! Layla Dash Attacked into Max, knocking him into the pit, but he uses Updraft to hover up and onto the right side to the stage!
Princess Layla: 42 0 Points
Max: 11 1 Point
Psycho: 0 -1 Point
1:30
Mario: Look! A Maximum Tomato fell onto the stage, on top of a Brick Block! Max jumps to the top and rolls to it, but gets knocked away by Psycho's Grenade Launcher, breaking the blocks. The Tomato falls down, and Psycho jumps after it. Before Psycho can pick it up though, Layla attacks from above with an Explosion, knocking him into the bricks below! She picks it up, and eats it! Psycho gets back up, and kicks Layla, who rolls out of the way. Max slides into both of them, breaking the blocks below and knocking them upwards! Layla tries using Explosion again, but Max air-dodges, and Psycho gets knocked away into a ? Block, which contained a Rice Ball. He promptly ate it.
Princess Layla: 7 0 Points
Max: 5 1 Point
Psycho: 25 -1 Point
1:16
Toadette: This would be more exciting if there were more items.
Luigi: I agree. So I'll throw three Beam Swords down there!
Mario: I'd stop you, but you'd throw them down anyway.
Luigi: (Throws three Beam Swords down. They all land in the same spot: the right side of the arena!)
Max: Beam Swords!
Psycho: Score!
Toad: All three smashers run towards the Beam Swords! Layla tries Poisoning Max, but Max rolls out of the way! (Munches on burrito) Psycho uses his Grenade Launcher and blasts Layla to the left side of the stage! Max picks up a Beam Sword and slashes Psycho, who rolls out of the way and picks up the other Beam Sword.
Layla: This should be intresting.
Toad: Layla is rapidly shooting Poison balls at the two other Smashers as they sword fight! Psycho tries Smashing Max, but Max rolls behind him and delivers an upper-slash to his back! Psycho quickly recovers, and blasts Max into the above bricks with a well-placed Bazooka! (Munches more on the burrito) Psycho follows up with a Smash Attack, which knocks Max out, but not before Max throws his Beam Sword at Psycho, knocking him into one of Layla's un-charged Poison balls!
Princess Layla: 17 0 Points
Max: 0 0 Points
Psycho: 42 0 Points
0:42
Mario: The match is almost over, and they haven't scored yet!
Luigi: Technically, Max and Psycho did, but...
Mario: Whatever. Anyway, Psycho throws his Beam Sword into Layla, and then follows with a Bazooka! Layla rolls out of the way of the Beam Sword, but is hit by the Bazooka Missle, K.Oing her. Max jumps from the revival platform, and breaks through the bricks! Max drill kicks Psycho, who tries Strong Attacking him away, but misses. Max picks up his Beam Sword, and three hit combos Psycho! Max finishes by throwing his Beam Sword at him, which connects and knocks him out! Layla jumps through the gap in the bricks and Super Spins back up while hitting Max! Layla then Explodes, knocking Max out, but then Psycho respawns while Layla is still in the air! She is Meteor Smashed into the ground, and Grenade Launched by Psycho, launching her into one of the gaps, and knocking her out!
GAME!
Final Stats
Layla: 0 -1 Point 3rd Place...
Max: 0 0 Point 2nd Place.
Psycho: 0 1 Point 1st Place!
Psycho: VICTORY! (Shoots Grenades, Bullets and Missles everywhere)
Max: I was so close...
Layla: Argh!
Mario: Well, that was intense! So, any of you feel like staying here? I'll give you until Match 7 to decide!
Psycho: Okay.
Toad: Burrito... so... tasty.
Luigi: Someone ask the questions.
Toadette: I guess I will. Ahem...
1. Did you like today's match?
2. Do you hope that the creators of Max, Layla and Psycho will say yes to having them in later matches?
3. Did you feel that it was cheap how Psycho won?
4. Would you change anything?
All: See you next time!
Woo! I finally updated! Hoped you liked it (especially the character creators)! And REVIEW!