I don't on BBI or FMA. If I did, there'd be a lot more Pride!Ed in…everything. And Royai would be beyond Canon.

A/N: Okay. I guess this could be considered a BBI/FMA crossover, but they're so close, and…

Just for your knowledge, Pride is Ed. Wrath is Bradley. And Italics are fun.

Evil border of dullness below.

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The Homunculi's base was so ordinary, nobody suspected it. It was one of those small, dull, two-story houses that look exactly the same as every other house on the block. Decorated with nothing more than the gray-white brick it was made of, and the red-brown shingled roof. Its garden was bare, expect for a few weeds. (Sloth had tried planting some flowers to make their house look more normal, but Gluttony had eaten them almost immediately.)

However, they hadn't escaped notice from the locals. They began to wonder how more than five people could live their comfortably. (Nobody except the Homunculi really knew how many live there, with Envy's shape-changing, but most everyone agreed it was more than five.) But, after a while, people didn't seem to care anymore.

So, in the middle of the night, two people, faces hidden, sneaking into the house was a pretty normal thing. If it hadn't, Pride wouldn't have risked it. Instead, he held a calm, bored state of mind as they climbed over the small, metal fence. There wasn't really a path to the door, for the yard was bare. It-her-whatever it was- looked at it's surroundings, somehow sensing she'd be here awhile.

The no-longer-the-youngest homunculus looked over his shoulder to the street-lamp lit street outside the house, before knocking twice on the wooden door.

The door opened with a long creek, its rusty hinges grinding together. In the doorway stood the green-haired Homunculus, who, at the moment, was yawning.

"Back so soon?" he said with a bored tone to his voice. Then, he looked to the newest member of their group.

"Who's that?" Envy asked s Pride pushed his way in, "Surely not Lust?"

"Lust's dead, "Pride said, glancing over at 'it', "And its a new one."

Envy clicked his tongue in interest, moving so the two could get in. The only ones there were Envy, Gluttony and Sloth. The stocky Homunculi bolted up as soon as he heard Envy calling, "Pride's home!"

"Where's Lust?" he questioned repeatedly, looking over the three. Envy, ready to jump at a chance to torture someone, bent down, eyelevel with Gluttony.

"She's dead, lard ball," He taunted.

He then stood up, leaving Gluttony in his misery, and turned to Sloth.

"Where's the red stones? You're the only one who knows," he said, almost threateningly. Pride threw his coat to the ground, where the depressed Gluttony crawled over to eat it and get his mind off his misery.

Sloth glanced at…it…before pointing to a cupboard. The eldest Homunculus gabbed some, before advancing towards the new Homunculus.

It-she?- began to back away, as if afraid of him. Envy, scowling, held out the red stones in his hand. They caught her eyes, and she paused, long enough for the green-haired Homunculus to grab her by the waist, pull her closer, and shove them in her mouth.

She pulled away, stumbling backwards. But the red stones where taking effect, and she was looking more and more like the rest of them by the minute. Pride seemed to be the only one interested, but then again, he was the only one who hadn't seen this before.

When her…transformation…was complete, she was leaning against the wall, panting. Her golden-blonde hair fell over her shoulders, like that of who she once was, but more wild.

Her outfit was similar to Envy and Pride's. The simple top and Pride's long gloves, all black, of course. Her skirt, thought, was longer. Snake-like violet eyes glared at Envy, who seemed rather pleased with himself.

The eldest Homunculi gave a grin, and spread his arms out. He looked around at the others, and then announced,

"Meet the new Lust."

The room was filled with silence, apart from the noise of Gluttony chewing on Pride's coat.

Envy watch with distain, before turning to Pride.

"You should take her to Wrath" he said, boredom seeping through his voice, "He'll probably want to know."

Pride gave a sigh, grabbing two uneaten coats. Slinging them over his shoulder, he pulled the new Lust to the door.

He opened the door, waiting for her to go out in to cold, damp, night air. As she did, he noticed her ouroborous tattoo, placed discreetly on her lower back.

"I get all the dull jobs," he muttered, throwing her a coat. She caught it awkwardly, then just looked down at it, and blinked.

Pride gave a heavy sight. "You put it on." He snapped, "Like this."

He slipped his own, darker colored coat on. Lust blinked once, and then followed his actions.

"Finally," he muttered, "Do I have to teach you everything?"

Lust didn't give a reply, so the two set off towards military headquarters. From anywhere in Central, it wasn't all that hard to find, ever at night.

It wasn't long before the Homunculi had gotten to the warehouses. Pride, remembering the Unmarked Warehouse, he skirted it.

However, they were headed straight towards a figure, headed in their direction.

Pride pulled the new Homunculus closer. "Don't look them in the eyes," he whispered, "and just keep walking."

She nodded, keeping close the older Homunculi.

As they got closer, the sound of dog barks could become apparent. Lust's eyes widened slightly; something was familiar about that. He pace slowed as she fought to remember.

Pride, of course, noticed this. He matched her pace until he was beside her. He then looped his arm around hers. Gently, he pulled her, until they were walking faster.

She blinked, and shook her head, just as the figure approached.

His outfit was the monotone blue of those in the military; not an uncommon sight around here. He was short, and wore glasses. The dog's leash was taut, seeing as the military officer seemed as though he couldn't control it.

The dog sniffed the air, before turning towards Lust and Pride. He barked, tail wagging, trying to get to Lust.

"Looks like her likes you," the military officer said with a good-natured grin. Lust, however, didn't seem to notice. Her eyes were locked on the dog below her.

He blinked. "Do I…know you?" he asked, and Pride cursed silently. He grabbed Lust's arm, pulling her away from the dog.

"We should leave," he said quickly, pulling her along. He didn't glance back at the lonely man, confused, left there standing with his dead superior's dog, thinking he had seen someone he knew to be dead.

Pride didn't stop dragging her until they were well aways from him. It was then that she spoke.

"Gunshots," she began, shivering slightly, "And blood. So much blood. Blood and blue. And fire. Screams." Lust pressed her hands against her ears. "What does it mean?"

The other homunculus let go of her arm, slowly, and looked away. Then, he turned sharply, and grabbed her by the shoulders.

"Don't try and remember." He said mournfully.

"Why?" Lust asked, looking up at him.

"Because," he began, "It hurts more to remember."

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This took a lot longer than I expected! Most was from laziness (Heh, I'm Sloth), or from lack of ideas.

REVIEW! They help me keep this fic from being horrible, AND help remind me to update.

Um, yeah, I'll have Roy in the next one.

…And Winry.

While you're at it, read my friend, Taiin Sukonku, read her fic, Trace Amount of 15 Other Elements. Same Homunculi!Riza idea, but with Yummy Homunculi OCs. Mmmm.

(And now that I've mentioned her, she'll have to mention me, right?)