Disclaimer: I still don't own anything I write about, but what I write is an original by me, for… you I guess.

They are in Neverwinter, and the story is about to take place. I present to you:

A very stupid story

One day, a monster stole all of the pie so they sent all the knights to get all the Neverwinter pie back for the party. The mages were angry that they couldn't become heroes so they went to search for the pie. They mages cast a spell, and something happened, nobody knows what, but I was there, so I do… they all did the chicken dance. The monster gave back the pie, and so they had a party.

Before the party, they realized the jukebox was broken. Everyone else didn't have one, so they sent the knights on a mission, but not the mages since what happened last time. The mages said it was the spell that made the monster give the pie back, but they said to stay and study. The mages went to find a jukebox. The knights couldn't find any, and the mages made the worst deals. The knights finally came back, saying they bought one from E bay. They had a party because they got a new jukebox. Then they had a party because of the pie.

But before the monster gave back the pie, monster number 2 stole it. So when monster number 1 went to get it back, he said an evil wizard stole it. Monster number 2 went to the evil wizard, who told him that monster number 1 made a deal, and when monster number 2 went to steal the pie, monster number 1 said the ninja number 2 stole it. The evil wizard was spying on them, so he went to steal it, and ninja number 1 said he stole it. Then when the mages came, they said the ninja number 1 was the evil wizard was monster number 2, and he was ninja number 2, who was also monster number 1.

That made several heads explode, causing the spell to be made by accident, but no one realized. They were so confused; they decided to have a party. After the party, they decided to have an after party after the party.

That was my story. You are lucky if you can make sense of! Well, it's that time again, just click the review button and say how bad it was.

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