Chappy 3: Wow!

Disclaimer: *pouts* I don't own the Inu gang. But I do own Krys and others.

Ok all here's Chappy 3. Now just to let ya know if I don't get more reviews this story will be discontinued.

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"Oh that. You're an anime series that I watch/read/write." Krys said smiling.

"We are! Oh my god how did that happen?"

"How should I know?" Krys shrugged and looked towards the flap when it moved.

"Kagome who is this?" Sango asked as she walked in.

"This is Krys. Krys this is Sango."

"Ah yes the demon exterminator. And I must say your cool."

"Thanks...I think." Sango looked very unsure.

Next came Miroku. The first thing he saw was a girl sitting there in clothes from Kagome's time. Black bell-bottoms, tennis shoes, and a black sweater that looked too big. He grinned. A new lady.

"Miroku this is Krys. Krys this is Miroku." Kagome said with a sweat drop. Here it comes.

"Please sit by me Miroku-sama." Krys said patting the mat by her. When Miroku sat down Krys turned to him and grabbed his hands. "May I ask a favor of you Miroku-sama?"

"Of course."

"Would you do me the honor of bearing my child? I know that it's not possible in this time but come with me. We could have a happy family. Besides you only have to carry the child for nine months."

Miroku looked horrified. Sango was shocked. As was every one else. They all looked at Krys like she had grown a second head. Then Krys groped Miroku. He shot up from his spot. "Now Krys-san I couldn't do that...I mean..." He was blushing so bad that he was stuttering. Everyone broke out laughing. Krys smirked at Miroku.

"What ever is wrong Miroku-sama?"

Miroku coughed then looked to the door. "I believe that I hear Inu Yasha calling me." He said then escaped.

Krys looked at the group that was there. "Did I say something wrong?"

That started the laugher again. "That was...almost the same...line that...he uses on the ladies!" Shippo got out during laughing.

Krys grinned and looked very pleased. "I know."

Kagome looked at her. "Then it's true."

"Yep." Krys chirped. "And I have to say he has a nice ass."

Laugher again. "You groped him?" Sango asked with tears in her eyes.

"Yep. Nice and firm. You should try it some time." Sango blushed. Krys waited till everyone calmed down. Then Inu Yasha came in the hut scratching his head.

"What happened to Miroku?" Then everyone laughed again. "What?"

Shippo pointed at Krys who had a cat-in-the-cream smile on.

"Did he ask her the question?"

Shippo gasped for air and quickly said, "No she asked him then groped him." Then he was laughing again.

Inu Yasha looked at Krys in confusion. Krys smirked and stood up. She quickly took his hands in hers. Inu Yasha gave her a questioning look. "I would be honored if you would bear my child Inu Yasha-sama. I know that it's not possible in this time but come with me. We could have a happy family. Besides you only have to carry the child for nine months." Then she groped him. Inu Yasha stood in shock. The room was quite for a second after she asked then the laughs began again.

"Did she...?" Was all Inu Yasha could say.

Krys sighed. "Is that a no?"

Inu Yasha's face matched his outfit. "Hell yes that's a no! What do you think your doing asking that question?"

"Paying Miroku back for all the women he's asked." She shrugged. "Besides the man should carry the child."

Inu Yasha looked at her. "Wait. How did you know my name?"

"You're my favorite anime show. And I know a lot about ya. Lets see. Your name is Inu Yasha, your first love was Kikyo the miko of the Shikon no Tama, your sword is the Tetsusaguia, your father gave it to you to help seal your demon blood, you have a brother- *growl*- half brother that is a full demon named Sesshomaru, he is the Lord of the Western Lands, you have a servant named Myoga, and he's a demon flea, and right now you are looking for the shards of the Shikon no Tama."

Everyone looked at her. "How?" was all any one could say.

"Need more proof? Ok Miroku has a air void in his right hand. Sango has a scar in the middle of her back from Naraku's victim. Shippo's dad was killed by the Thunder Brothers Hiten and Monten." Jaws slack. Sigh. "Kagome is from 500 years in the future, has a mom, grandpa, little brother named Souta, and a fat cat named Buyou."

"Oh my god." Was all that was breathed. Inu Yasha pulled out Tetsusaguia and growled. "Why did Naraku send you?!"

Krys laughed. "That cross-dresser? No I have yet to met him. Or Kagura or Kanna. Or Sesshomaru for that matter." Krys scowled. "Put that away Inu Yasha."

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Cliffy... Just kidding.

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"Why should I?" Inu Yasha growled.

Krys's eyes turned fully green. "Put it away or I'll have Inu Hanyou meat balls for dinner. If I had been sent here the guy would be dead." Krys growled like a dog then before he knew it had one of his ears in a very, very painful grip. "No be a good doggie and put your toy away." A hard yank on the ear. "And maybe I won't neuter you."

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Ok all now this is the end of the Chappy. R&R all if you wanna find out what happens next.