Chappy 5: I'm a Bitch.

Ok all here's chappy 5

Krys had learned how to use the well. Jump, close eyes, and land in your time. Right now Krys was on the floor of her hut shifting through a bag. "Were is it?" Krys mumbled as she dug through her bag. With a bright smile she came up with a plastic jar of mixed nuts. Swiftly taking the nuts she walked out of the hut. She also had a small bag of spray paint on her hip. Smiling happily she munched on the nuts as she walked over to Kagome. Then she heard a boom from the forest. "What's going on?"

"Sesshomaru came to fight Inu Yasha again. That's all."

"Sesshomaru? The Lord of the Western Lands Sesshomaru?"

"Yep."

"Yes." Krys said then put the cap on the nuts and walked to the forest.

"That's dangerous you know." Kagome asked as she followed Krys.

"Yep. But I got to see him. He's my favorite one on the show. Dreamy sigh"

"Sure..."

When they got there they were bouncing all over the place. Ten feet to Krys right was Jaken.

"Kill the disgrace Sesshomaru-sama." He yelled.

Krys looked at him and smirked a smirk that would have stopped anyone in their tracks. Kagome looked at her then Jaken. "Why are you smirking?"

Krys pulled duck tape out of her paint bag and snuck up on Jaken. The next moment found Jaken bound hand and foot, and gagged with duck tape. Krys's smirk got wider as she dragged Jaken to the well. Kagome following with a question mark above her head. Once in the clearing Krys set Jaken down and laid out all her spray paint bottles. Black, Red, Blue, Hot Pink, Purple, and Maroon. Five minutes latter found Jaken with a painted on Hot Pink jump suit, Blue shoes, Purple hair or head, Maroon blush, Blue eyes shadow, Red lips, and Black eye brows and lashes. Kagome was laughing. Krys was looking mighty pleased with her self. "Now everyone should be watching the battle by now." Krys said bagging her paints. She picked up Jaken and carried him back to the battle sight. Dropping him on his feet. "Hello!" Krys said loudly at every one there. Interrupting the fight.

Inu Yasha scowled at her. "Bitch. I'm in the middle of a...WHAT IS THAT?!?"

Krys kept a straight face. "It's Jaken. Who else would it be?" She asked with total innocents.

Sango, Shippo, Kilala, Miroku, Kagome and Inu Yasha were laughing.

"You must be Sesshomaru." Krys said as she walked around him. "Nice hair, good body build, cold face, gold eyes, moon and stripes, and followed by Jaken." Sesshomaru raised and eye brow and a claw. As he swiped the poison dripping from his claws Krys crouched and jumped back. Grinning she stood. "Yep Sesshomaru. Hey Kagome you didn't tell me he was this hot."

"WHAT?" Came two replies.

"Ya he's hot. Looks like a keeper. Loyal. Now that is a plus."

"Human."

"Bitch."

"I am not a Bitch."

"No if your going to address me with anything other then my name you call me Bitch."

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow. "You want me to call you that."

"Or Krys."

"Bitch. Why did you assess me."

"You're a man." Krys turned and grabbed Jaken. Tossing him to Sesshomaru she looked him straight in the eye. "You want Tetsusgia."

"Yes."

"Yet you can't touch it."

"It matters not."

"You're full demon."

"It matters not."

"Leave it be. You don't need it. Inu Yasha does. Why do you want it."

"It matters not."

Sigh. "You want it because it can destroy one hundred demons is one sweep."

Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed.

"You want Power."

"How do you know all this Human." Sesshomaru demanded.

"Who wouldn't want power? But you have more power then you realize at your hip."

Sesshomaru looked down at Tokijin.

"Not Tokijin. Tensagia. Who can bring back the living? No one totally. Only you."

"Kikyo was brought back." Inu Yasha stated.

"She is but a shell. No only freshly dead. Like Rin."

"Who are you?" Sesshomaru asked as he took a threatening step forward.

"A...Miko as you would call it." Krys bowed. "Your young charge was dead when you brought her back to life. Can Tensagia do that? No it does what every other sword does. Destroys. Now we must leave. Take care Sesshomaru." Krys said then pushed Inu Yasha out of the forest.

"What the hell did you do that for?!"

"I was paying Jaken back."

"Not that."

"Oh you mean the wise words to your brother?"

"Half-brother." Inu Yasha growled

Every one was asleep after having a nasty fight of Sango, Kagome and Krys against Inu Yasha and Miroku.

Dream

"Hello Krys. I'm Kami and this is Past, Present, and Future. Now girls tell her what she needs to do.

Future pointed at Present. "She messed up the meetings. Kagome was to meet Sesshomaru first."

"Hey it's not my fault. You said to have her meet the dog."

"Yes. Inu Yasha is half dog."

"Um...Shouldn't we be asking for her help?" Past asked.

"Right. Ok now what we need you to do is get Sesshomaru and Kaogme to...What was that word Kami?"

"Fall in love. Mate. Marry. Your choice."

"You want me to do what?" Krys asked.

"Well you know their attitudes. And you a shrink." Future said.

"I have some experience. But you want me to get Popsicle and Kagome together."

"Yep." Past, Present, and Future said. Then they disappeared.

"Oh and I would like it if you can get them together by say...a month." Kami said.

"A month? Love is not automatic ya know."

"Ok two months. Now make sure they mate fast."

End Dream

"WHAT!"

end chappy ok all chappy 5 R&R. Ja ne.