Hello!! BEFORE I DO ANYTHING ELSE: The hideout they got isn't their new home, it is only a GETAWAY!! I was having some troubles with that. Ok, I feel stupid about this, but I just realized that when you reply to a review, it goes to their E-mail account.

I have decided to change the title of this chapter because I forgot what I was going to write... I know, it's stupid of me... Oh well, Enjoy it anyway. Oh! and there will be worse words in this chapter, so if stuff like that bothers you, then... actually, there aren't that many. So... Enjoy!

Naruto was searching for some clothes over at his apartment while thinking about what happened just a few days ago. And personally, he wanted to move out of this piece of crap he calls home. Even though it was a LOT cleaner after Hinata had cleaned it, he was beginning to become claustrophobic with what little room he had." Man! I never find anything! I forgot to ask Hinata where she put everything. Oooohh! I am such an idiot!"

"So, you just figured that out, huh?" Asked a voice with complete and utter hatred. The weird figure walked out, reaveling himself as Hyuuga Neji, Hinata's cousin. (for the second time.)

'Oh, crap! Not him!! I've got to think of something, and quick!'

"Neji!! How the..? How'd you get in here?!"

"That's not important right now, what's important is why the hell you have ANYTHING to do with my cousin! I swear, if you have done anything to her, I will rip out your spine through your mouth!" But before Naruto retorted, Neji DID rip his spine out through his mouth. Then Hinata found out and killed herself. Then some aliens found out how mean Neji was and dropped a nuke on him, but unfortunately the whole world exploded. The aliens felt bad so they made a new earth, exactly the same as it was when it was first made...

500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Years later...

Lol, not really, the story will continue in a little, but I just want to see the responses of what I just wrote.
"That's not important right now, what's important is why the hell you have ANYTHING to do with my cousin! I swear, if you have done anything to her, I will rip out your spine through your mouth!"

"Holy crap!!! Neji! I haven't done anything to her!!! I swear. And if I do and you find out, I'll let you kill... ummm...Kiba! Yeah! I'll let you kill Kiba!"

"Naruto, you are such a twit! I won't kill Kiba for something you do! I'll kill you!" (heh, it rhymed..)

Neji walked off, leaving Naruto to think about it cluelessly. But then he said he'll kick his butt if he tries to kill him, or something that only Naruto would say...

After moments of Naruto thinking ahead so he won't mess up and get killed by Neji
Naruto was walking toward the ramen stand to get something to eat, considering how hungry he would be after thinking all that time. (5 mins at the most.) He walked and walked and walked.

The ramen stand seemed like it was 5 miles away. He kept walking for a while, and couldn't get there. He kept walking and walking and walking and walking and walking. He finally exploded with anger.

"WHERE THE HELL IS THE RAMEN STAND?!?!?!?!?!!? I'VE WALKED FOREVER!!!!!!!!" He scanned his surroundings and realized what the problem was. He had only been walking in circles around Konoha because he couldn't realize where he was going since he had his mind set to living for a long time and not get killed at age 18. (Remember at the very beginning? I said/typed it was after the time skip.)

"Once again I have proved myself to be the clumsiest person in, the, VILLAGE!!" He stomped in the right direction toward the ramen stand, ate all that he needed, and headed off toward the hideout.

"Well, at least I'll be safe in the hideout, and maybe... maybe Hinata-chan will be there!! Yesss!!!" This really motivated the blonde, so he took the shortcut by pushing his chakra to his feet and running up the mountain.

(I forgot, like I do everything else, that the hideout has a cover in the entrance so it looks like regular ground.)

Naruto approached the entrance, removed the lid, climbed in, closed it, and jumped to the floor. And to his relief, there was a light in the bedroom. He ran in it to see Hinata, sound asleep, with a book right next to her. He walked up and stroked her hair. Then he kissed her on her forehead.

"Goodnight, Hinata-chan." He said in a soft whisper. He changed in the bathroom, then came out and turned off the lamp, totally emptied of his rage.

Hinata woke up to the faint sounds of birds chirping, due to the fact that most of the ground blocks out noise. She tried to get up, but realized than an arm was rested on top of her. At first she was startled, but she looked over to see Naruto, stirring happily, most likely dreaming about her. She decided not to wake him up, so she just went back to sleep, probably to be woken up again by the loud yawn of Naruto.
Eeehhhhhh!!!! I am sooo sorry! This chapter really sucks! But the next chapter will definately be better! And if it's not, then just stop reading this fanfic, just stop. Cause if it does then it will most likely be a pattern.

So, this title of the next chapter i'm sticking with.

Oh, also, I'd like reviews, and constructive critisism, but I don't appreciate reviews noting on how you just don't like the story. I got one, and didn't like it one bit... But it is partly my fault... I guess. Anyway! I'm going to make this next chapter over 2,000 words long! So you better be ready!

Next time- An Everday Life-Not!