Heya, no trio this time thank goodness! Anyway this chapter was not written by me but by Meeko! (Claps and cheers) due to her just getting COM . So this chapter is going to be hillarous because she is way funnier than me.
Anyways, heres the discalmer; Xiao Tanaka/XT ala Me does not own Kingdom Hearts or Chain of Memories. Or any of the characters, they belong to Disney and SquareEnix.
Anyways enjoy
Monstro …
The trio appear in this really soft springy place. Where everything is either purple or squishy or is skin like. Well anyway our Trio appear in a room with green blue purple and yellow cells.
Sora looked around at his surrounding "What a weird place! Everything's all erm … body like"
Donald stared at him "Thank you caption obvious"
Goofy sighs "Team fight a lot are blasting off again.."
Sora and Donald stared at Goofy and sweat drops ran down their heads… anime drop
"Everything's all warm . kinda makes me feel like taken a nap" Goofy continued
Donald and Sora stared at goofy like the insane person he is. Suddenly an unexplained voice spoke
"Shouldn't you be a little more worried?"
Donald blinked "Okay so now we have our minds talking to us"
Goofy looked at Donald " I think if you look over there ---"
"I'm not looking Goofy …" Donald was being suborn. Sora rolled his eyes at his stupid friends
"Just look over there Donald"
Donald refused to look. "I'm not looking goofy
"Look!"
"No!"
"Look!!"
"FINE!" Donald looked around and quaked "WHO'S THERE!"
"I'm officially deaf" Said goofy who was standing right next to him
The voice spoke again …
"Don't you get it? You're inside the belly of a whale"
Donald replied, being sarcastic "No, the thought never crossed my mind …"
"Really? Wow your even more stupid then I thought Donald" said Sora, almost proud of himself
Jiminy jummped out of Sora's pocket, and rolled his eyes "I think I know that voice"
"YEAH! It sounds like the old Milkman …" said Goofy
"Before SOMEBODY! Decided to try and kill him" Donald said, eyeing Goofy.
"I'M A DOG I CONFESS!" Goofy shouted out.
"No … really?" Said just about everyone present
"You're all so mean to me" Goofy sobbed.
Everyone pulled out umbrellas.
"AS I WAS SAYING!" Shouted jiminy
"Well I think-"Donald was saying to goofy. Jiminy pulled out a mallet 50x his side and smacked Donald over the head.
"I see stars" Donald walked about dazzled
"Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle" Sora was about to burst into song when Jiminy hit Sora over the head
"AS I WAS SAYING!!!!"
Sora and Donald walked about drunkly, until they walked into each other and fell over.
"Pinny! You're alive!!" Jiminy jumped up and down
Note: Pinny is the name we gave to Pinocchio after being unable to spell his name without a spell checker and it's funny
The trio tilted their heads and look at him then all the same time said;
"Who?"
Jiminy sighed "You don't remember him?"
"Well after seeing his ugly face I sure won't now" Donald glared at Pinny
"That's not nice Donald" Goofy said
"Well … as they say, Donald was found on the pavement … why? Because somebodies shoe had dragged him there" Sora said … proud of his very insulting comment
"I HAVE TOLD A SINGLE LIE!" Pinny shouting trying to break the boys concentration from insulting each other. And as he said that his nose grew "Opps"
Sora suddenly got a glint in his eyes "I REMEMBER YOU! YOU'RE THE VANDLE!"
Goofy also glared "YEAH! WHO BROKE … SOMETHING!"
"Was your name Placenta?" Asked Donald. He was given some very odd looks.
Note I tried to spell Pinocchio but … the spell checker came up with Placenta … so that's where the quote came from.
Pinny blinked at them "Well , how'd you get here?"
The guys blinked.
Sora smirked "WE …erm … FLEW! Yeah! And then this big monster sucked us up and there where this aliens and they were killing people and …" Sora trailed off into a fantasy story
Goofy, Donald and Jiminy blinked at Sora … Pinny just stared, brainwashed by some of Sora's fascinating description. Jiminy hit Sora over the head with the mallet
"HOO-RAY!" Said Donald and Goofy in absolute delight
"We used a special way" said Jiminy filling in for the K.O.ed Sora
"It's so special, we don't know how we did it!" exclaimed Goofy
"No Goofy, your just stupid" said Donald.
"That's a shame I was hoping you could tell me and dad how to get out of here" said Pinny sadly
"Who here wants this ugly creature to grace the earth?" sneered Donald. Pinny hit Donald around the head
"So much violence!" shouting Goofy "I'M GOING MAD"
"Well I'll be! Your dad's here too, poor guy … being stuck with you" Jiminy said in sympathy for Geppetto. Pinny looked down on Jiminy
"Watch it bug!"
"Now, now, let's be careful here people. Last thing we need is a squashed journalist" Goofy said, oh simple minded Goofy. But still they change the subject
"I'll take you to him!" Pinny tried to drag Sora. Sora clinged to a soft wall
"NOOOO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT! …. realising what he was clinging too EWWWWWWW!!!" he let go of the Side and went flying, the guys followed.
Later .. When they find Sora in a heap in the room with a large boat and Geppetto was also there.
Jiminy jumped up off Donald's shoulder "WE FOUND THE NORTH POLE!"
"Jiminy … that's in Winnie-the-Pooh?" Donald Blinked
Pooh marches over and stamps on Jiminy
"COPY RIGHT!"
Pooh marches off. Everyone looked very freaked out, Sora, who was now recovering, said "So random"
Everyone nodded "Agreed"
"Geppetto!" exclaimed Jiminy trying to make a recovery. Geppetto slowly marches over. Sora stands there with his arms folded
"Anytime before we're old and grey please" Sora said bluntly
Goofy got a mental image of Skeletons standing there and Geppetto still slowly marching over… 10 secounds later Goofy ran screaming, everyone blinked at him. Geppetto finally managed to get over there
"BLESS MY SOUL! I MADE IT!! Beside the point... it's Jiminy Cricket! How in all the pasta did you get here?"
Donald begins drooling over pasta "Pasta..."
Sora side stepped away from Donald.
"You tell me Geppetto, how does a clock maker wind up in the belly of a whale? HA! Get it? Wind up… I crack myself up" Jiminy then went onto a massive laughing fit
Everyone slowly but surely moves away from Jiminy slightly freaked.
"Somebody get this Cricket some tape!" Sora exclaimed
"Why?" asked goofy poking his head from around the corner
"SO WE CAN GAG IT!" Sora shouted
"AND THEN HIT IT WITH THE NAIL BAT!" added Donald
"AHHHHH!!!" shouted Goofy from hearing the violence. He tried to run away but ran into the doorframe smacked his head and K.O.ed himself. Everyone blinked
"Is he that useless?" asked Sora
"Try living with him … he takes up all the bed" said Donald.
Sora blinked
"I'M NOT GAY! … we were camping and he had no sleeping bag" Donald shouting in protests. Sora side stepped away
"I don't know you person I've never met before in my life Donald" Sora said freaked out.
Geppetto meanwhile continued "Well it's a long story why I'm here..."
Later … Much later …
"So you're here because the little … I would swear but I don't want the rating to go up, ran off?" Donald said shocked
"AND THIS FISH SWALLOWED YOU!" exclaimed Goofy
"It's a whale Goofy" said Sora bluntly "It's a mamal..."
"Well, it was worth it cause I found my son, well … no … not really" Geppetto said, not really understanding why he was here after all.
"So now your trapped here with a little annoying vandle who in his spare time tells lies?" Sora went on
"Well, you aren't perfect yourself!" Shouted Geppetto. Sora looked offended
"It must suck being stuck inside a fish!" boasted Goofy.
"IT'S A WHALE!" shouted Sora in frustration, he grabs a shovel "AND THAT WAS MY LINE!" he hits Goofy over the head.
"Oof!" Goofy falls over and Sora throws away the dented shovel. And it K.O.s Donald
"THIS IS NO TIME TO TAKE A NAP DONALD!" Sora kicked Donald and Donald fell into Monstro's Salivia "Oops" Sora didn't like the way this was turning out
"Well as long as Pinny's here … yes, yes it does suck! And you know what! I'M GOING ON STRIKE!" Geppetto shouted and grabbed a sign
The gang (minus Donald) all blinked at the crazed Geppetto
"Don't worry Geppetto, I feel the same way." Sora said sympathetically
"Oh you do? No need to make my feelings heard then" Geppetto said and threw away the sigh he was holding saying 'Strike!' "I don't mind if I'm trapped here, Long as I stay well away from either end!"
The gang (Minus Donald) all cringed
"Well Pinny is still telling fibs, but with a little help from me…" Jiminy grinned "I –"
"Oh, you worry to much bug!" interrupted Geppetto Sora then finally noticed ..
"HEY! Where's the little twerp anyway?" asked Sora, he wasn't really that bothered but it wouldn't hurt to ask
Donald suddenly burst out from the Saliva sea "I'M ALIVE!" he clinged to Sora's leg to get up
"GET OFF ME!" Sora cried and kicked Donald back into the sea of Saliva
"AHHHH!!!" Donald once again sunk to the bottom of the Saliva Sea. He held up a sign saying "Well, he was here a minute ago" as a reponese to Sora's earlier question... and yes that sign had to be tall as heck
"I expect he's off exploring" said Geppetto calmly "He's been poking every inch of Monstro"
Sora cringed "HOW CAN HE TOUCH THAT THING!"
"I hope he washed his hands!" said Goofy alarmed
"I think he has more sense then to wonder near the exit Goofy" Sora said slightly ashamed Goofy was even be thinking such things
"Oh … my bad" said Goofy, he was now very nervous of a brick getting throw in his face
"Fetch boy!" Sora said and threw a brick over into the Saliva. Goofy barked and jumped to get it and caught it in his mouth
"OH BOY!" Goofy cried as he caught it "OH DARN!" he cried as he fell into the Saliva Sea and the Brick sends him sinking like a stone.
"Well! That takes care of them!" said Sora chuffed with himself and dusting his hands in that 'Done and dusted' manner.
"Pinny, won't tell me why it's so important" Geppetto continued from before the madness happened "I tell him it's dangerous … but he never listens, probably cause he knows I'm not particularly bothered"
"Then why tell him?" asked Sora
"Cause I don't want to find the body …" said Geppetto
"Good point" replied Sora.
"That puppet is a handful! … Sora, if you wouldn't mind?" said Jiminy
"WELL YES! YES I WOULD MIND! … I'M NOT GETTING PAID! AND EVERYONE SAYS DO THIS SORA DO THAT SORA! I'M NOT A PUPPET!!" shouted Sora in protest of his life.
Jiminy gives Sora 50 bucks "Please?"
Sora gets money signs in eyes and takes the money "I'll follow you to the moon master"
Jiminy smiled and pets Sora's head "Good boy"
Sora then drags Donald and Goofy from their sticky predicament and the trio set off to find Pinny.
Later… They find the stupid 7 year old .. or seems to be 7 year old, messing around inside Monstro's stomach, of all places to play! I mean can you believe that?
"Oh! It's you guys!!" Pinny exclaimed
"Now! That's no way to treat people who can kick your … behind … in 1 secound flat" Sora said being cocky.
Meanwhile; Jiminy is throwing a hissy fit at Pinny
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT –"
"Well I –" Pinny tried to explain
"RUN AWAY LIKE THAT AND-"
"You don't understand-"
"WELL I NEVER!"
Pinny stepped on Jiminy
Everybody else cried out in delight "Hoo-ray!"
From the squashed mess on the floor "You know … erm well I can't say Geppetto worries … because he doesn't"
Donald jumped up and down angerly… yes he did look very stupid "Jiminy was worried!"
"Was I?" asked Jiminy
Donalds hat fell off and into the acid whilst he was jumping "MY HAT!" and with thar, he jumped in the acid after it
"Well, that's it fellows. We're having duck tonight" said Sora
"YOU AREN'T GONNA HELP HIM!" asked Goofy
"No … no, not really" Sora said
"Why?!" asked Goofy
"Because I quite simply don't care Goofy… it's a thing called I HATE DONALD FOR ALL THE HARD TIMES HE GAVE ME IN THE ORGINAL KINGDOM HEARTS CHRONICLES!" Sora shouted.
"Oh, my poor ears" said Pinny
"YOU HAVE EARS?!" asked Jiminy, he got stamped on again "YOU CAN'T CRUSH ME ANYMOE THEN YOU HAVE!"
"I could do worse" said Pinny looking evil.
Meanwhile; Sora is poking the wall "Ehee … it feels funny"
"And I thought you were grown up for your age Sora?" asked Goofy
"Oh-no, it was nice knowing you Goofy" said Jiminy.
"I HATE YOU GOOFY!" Sora growled and kicked Goofy in the acid
On the way down... "OH HELLO DONALD!" cried Goofy, waving to a dead looking Donald "BYE!" he drifted further down "MY EYES! MY NOSE!"
Meanwhile; back in the land of the people not drowning in acid.
"I'm not sorry!" Pinny said
"WHY YOU!" Sora attempts to strangle Pinny, but he side steps out the way and Sora goes in the acid...
Later after the burned trio have dragged themselves out of the acid … and they are not amused
"What were you doing anyway ... looking for something?" said the very grumpy Sora
"Yup! Looking to annoy you guys" Pinny said smugly. Suddenly Sora grabbed his shirt and Donald prepared to kill him with a knife. "JUST KIDDING!"
Sora let him go. And Pinny's nose grew … "SHOOT!"
"START RUNNING" shouted Goofy. Jiminy and Goofy watched as Sora and Donald chased Pinny around Monstro's insides.
"Here we go again!" shouted Jiminy, picking himself off the ground
"Don't be so hard on the little fella Jiminy" said Goofy
"YEAH, LET A DIEING BOY DIE HAPPILY!" shouted the running for his life puppet. "OKAY! THE TRUTH IS THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR A NEW WAY OUT!"
Sora and Donald stop chasing him. Pinny rests and under his breathe says "Suckers" and his nose grows again "EYE CARUMBA!" Sora and Donald start chasing him again. Jiminy and Goofy...blink and anime drops roll down their heads
Later ...
"Dad says he's happy here, it's not my fault we're stuck inside a fish" said Pinny sadly
"IT'S A GOSH DAMNED WHALE!" shouting Sora
Donald smacked Sora around the head with a shovel "QUIET YOU! Or back to the Zoo!"
Sora whimpered and cruelled into a ball.
"I want to help father get back to his workshop" continued Pinny "But if I tell him, he'll kill me"
Sora rocked backwards and forwards "I gotta find Kairi, Gotta find Riku … Gotta find The King .. Oh gosh! Pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure!!!" Sora was beginning to freak out. Donald, Goofy, Jiminy and Pinny blinked at Sora then continued their conversation
"So, that's why you lied" said Jiminy completely uninterested
"You did it cause you love your dad!" said goofy
"No … I just wanted to get out without him knowing so I could bugger off and he'd die here" grinned Pinny, his nose grew slightly "OKAY! MAYBE I DO! … NOT!!"
"All you need now is courage" said Donald
"WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEING NICE!?" said Sora
Suddenly, Link ran over!
Note: If you don't know link is from The Legend Of Zelda
"Hey! THE COURAGE THING IS MINE!" he shouted. He then pulled out a fire arrow
"Oh … What you gonna do with that?" Donald said and looked very nervous.
"Shove it were the sun don't shine!" Link said, evily and then fired the arrow
"HOT!" Donald exclaimed in pain, he literally had a fire shoved somewhere very unpleasant indeed, and he hopped around like the burning duck he is.
Link smiled, his task completed then ran off screen. Everyone could hear various crashes from that direction
"What?" Pinny blinked, looking at Donald not understanding what he ment by 'Now you need courage'
"Tell Geppetto the truth, all you need is a little courage" Goofy saild, filling in for Donald
Sora glared at Goofy like 'Stop helping him!'. Goofy then threw a bucket of Ice over Donald. Donald sat on the floor relieved and proceeded the unpleasent task of pulling the arrow from his a--
"Tell him what you really feel and he'll understand" continued Goofy
"We'll help you" Sora said. He had a heart … just it wasn't turning out to be a good day. He then covers his mouth "WHAT AM I THINKING!"
"Okay ... I'll give it a shot" Pinny grinned … very scary "Wish me luck"
"No" said Donald, as he got up and threw the arrow away
"Aww! Come on Don … where's you sense of justice?" said Sora
"I lost that … and it can stay lost" said Donald grumpily
"No more keeping secerts then, have we got a deal?" Jiminy said to Pinny
"I CONFESS! I ALWAYS LIKED MINNIE!" shouted Goofy. Everyone looked freaked
"I meant to Pinny..." said Jiminy
"Oh" said Goofy embarrassed.
"Moving on" said Sora trying to move off the Subject.
"I'll tell the truth and be brave. No more lies" said Pinny happily
"Then your nose won't grow and make you ugly!" said Jiminy
And again, the cricket is stood on
"What's happing!" exclaimed Sora as the ground shook
"It don't look good!" said Donald
"What … the earthquake or the Puppet?" asked Goofy
"Both!" exclaimed Donald
"Run for it Pinny!" Shouted Jiminy
A few seconds later half the floor had vanished. Everyone except Sora had vanished. And on one of the islands stood a big ugly monster.
"Ugga Bugga!" said the Monster
"Pinny! Where are you" asked Sora … poor Sora … was all alone.
"Help! I'm trapped" shouted Pinny, from inside the stoumuch of the monster, which was more like a cage
"Oh gosh, I can't leave you people alone for 5 seconds!" shouted Sora in frustration
After a very! Long boss battle and a lot of failed attempts
"Help me I'm scared!" said Pinny from inside the monsters cage.
"Pinny, be brave!" said Sora, trying to stop the brat whining
"Erm … how?" asked Pinny
"Don't give up, Try fighting your way out" Sora shouted back … thinking to himself … how could you not know how to be brave? Tch idiot...
"Be brave? Okies" grinned Pinny still not having a clue about being brave
"Sod this!" said the Poor Monster. It let Pinny go and hobbled off
Pinny ran back over to Sora and friends
"Are you alright?!" asked the bug ..
"Since when did you care?" asked Goofy
"Dunno" said Jiminy
"Don't worry. I'm okay, just a little sticky" said Pinny
"NO DUH! YOU'VE BEEN IN A MONSTERS STOMACH!" shouted Sora at the sheer obviousness of it all
"But I have great idea" continued Pinny ignoring Sora "The heartless spit me out when I started to struggle why don't we do the same thing with Monstro?"
"Of course! If we're luckly it might spit us out!" shouted Sora excitedly
"Eww" said Goofy
"Good idea, let's go deeper!" said Donald
"Double Eww!" said Goofy
"I'm going too" Pinny added
"It's to danergerous" Jiminy interrupted, not that anyone cared about him
"C'mon Mr. bug! Please!" pleaded Pinny
"No, you should be with that old guy" said Jiminy
"But he's creepy!" cried Pinny
"No use escaping Monstro if you two are separated again" continued Jiminy
"NOOOOOOOO" cried Pinny
"Leave it to us" smirked Sora
The guys ran off. Pinny just stood there, horrified that he could never get away from his father….
Later with our Trio
"Aw shucks! This is as far as we can go" said a sad Goofy
"Ready then? Let's shake things up a bit!" smirked Sora
"Are we holding a party?" asked goofy
"It'd be easier if we had someone to fight" said Donald
"Prefect jinxing! Looks like we have company" grinned a cheeky Sora
Some heartless waddled along… one heartless battle later
"Whew" said a slightly worn out Sora
"WHAT IS IT NOW!" said Goofy in alarm at everything shaking
"MONSTRO'S GONNA SNEEZE!" Jiminy just had to shout it
The trio looked disgusted and alarmed. Moments later … and there in Monstro's Mouth
"Now, I know what it's like being Shot out a cannon" said Sora holding his head
"Now, you know what Donald hitting you with thunder felt like!" said Goofy. He was getting up off the ground.
Donald looked about "Shouldn't we be outside?"
The others looked at him and shouted "Clearly not!"
"Where's Pinny and his dad?" asked Goofy
"They must of gone genius!" said Jiminy
"Well I'm not clever am I?!" said Goofy
"I guess … Pinny doesn't need me" Jiminy sniffed and bursts out crying
"There, there" said Goofy "I'm sure you'll find someone else to drive insane"
"Okay " Jiminy stopped crying
"Whatever … can we go now? I'm bored!" Sora shouted out.
"That little puppet –" Jiminy begins to Ramble
Trio slowly walk off. Eventually Jiminy realises and catches up to them … and now there off to another world. And another wakey adventure.
So? How was that? I find it hillarious but I'm strange anyways, Read and review if you want to and till a new chapter, catch you later!
•°•°•Xiao Tanaka•°•°•