KP in Tough Being a Girl
Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!
Chapter 8: More Trouble
(The Next Day)
Kim was eating her breakfast happily as she'd had a good time talking with Ron last night, and it felt like old times to her. It helped her to remember just how strong her friendship was with Ron was.
She had even called Ron by her old name of Ronnie a couple of times as they'd reflected on the good times that they'd shared when they had both been of the same gender. She had even found out through Ronnie a few of the secrets about the boy's world and a few of them she hoped she could forget, as they were much too gross.
Kim's mother couldn't help but help notice how her daughter was smiling and says, "Kimmie, you're in a good mood this morning. What's up?"
Kim smiles up at her mother and says, "Oh, I was talking to Ronnie for the longest time last night and it felt like old times. We talked about everything from the first mission went on together to clothes, and even about what happened at Bueno Nacho when Bonnie showed up." At that point she just giggles a little at the memory.
Mrs. Possible smiles at the happiness on her daughter's face but that last statement made her curious so she says, "Oh? And what happened at Bueno Nacho with Bonnie?"
The smile changes to a look of embarrassment for her before she says, "Well, this was before Ronnie's gender change was on the news. You know, from right after we left the hospital."
Mrs. Possible nods and says, "Yes, I remember… you took her out for some food to show that nothing had changed between you two."
Kim nods and says, "Yeah, well… Bonnie showed up and didn't recognize Ronnie as Ron so she insulted the two of us as usual, only she also flirted with Ron in an attempt to draw Ron over to sit by her table."
Mrs. Possible blinks in surprise and then smiles as she imagines the mean girl flirting with Ron, only to later find out that Ron was Ronnie from the news! She almost laughed on the spot until Kim continues with her story by saying, "Anyway, Bonnie's attempt not only failed by Ronnie, I mean Ron… not only turned her down cold but took her down a peg at the same time!"
Kim laughs for a second as she then says, "I can't remember a time when Bonnie looked so tweaked! I thought for sure she was going to explode on the spot!"
Mrs. Possible laughs and says, "I can imagine!"
Kim smiles at her mother and says, "Ron even managed to get a free soda out of it from Ned because he had enjoyed seeing Bonnie taken down a peg too. I think it was a good first time being out in public as a guy for her, with being able to do that to Bonnie and get a free soda."
Mrs. Possible smiles and says, "Well, I'm glad to hear that the two of you had a successful outing but you better hurry up with your breakfast now or you'll be late for school."
Kim looks at the clock and says, "That's ok, Ron is supposed to meet me over here so we can walk to school together."
Mrs. Possible looks at the clock before she says, "She better hurry up… Oh! I mean HE better hurry up or you two might be late for school."
Kim waves her hand and says, "No big, even I still mess up when it comes to that. Ron doesn't mind what we call him although his mother might say otherwise..."
Mrs. Possible frowns and grinds her teeth before she says, "Don't remind me about that woman for a while." She was mad whenever she heard Ron's mother mentioned and just seeing her mother so angry scared Kim some.
Kim looks around and says, "Um... I think I hear Ronnie, I am going to go now... Bye Mom! Love you!" She dashes out the kitchen door to then run around to the front where she runs into Ron just coming up on her scooter.
Ron says, "Hey KP! Sorry I am late! You would not believe the morning I had..." Before Kim says, "Perfect timing Ron! Can we go, like right now... and quickly?" She glances back at her house, thinking of her angry mother.
Ron blinks and says, "Uhh... Sure thing KP!" She revs up the scooter and after Kim hops onto the back with her helmet already on, Ron takes off down the street.
Ron says, "Do I wanna know why we're in such a rush?" While keeping his eyes on the road.
Kim says, "Lets' just say that my Mom still has some way harsh issues about your mother..."
Ron nods and says, "Gotcha KP, you don't need to say another word!"
Ron knew that what his mother did was still a touchy spot with a lot of people in the city. Even his teachers showed him sympathy after learning about what had happened to him and how his mother had treated the whole matter.
Kim says, "So Ronnie, why were you so getting over here?"
Ron was glad that Kim couldn't see the blush on the face at that moment as he recalled the scene at the house.
Flashback
Ron had fallen asleep in his new male body after having talked with Kim for so long just like old times on the phone. He had also been wearing the new guy pj's that his mother and father had picked out for him to wear because there was no way his mother was going to let him wear his old pj's that were for a woman's body.
The trouble for Ron had begun when he was woken up by his mother. Unbeknownst to him, he had achieved his very first morning wood and the way she'd woken him up was not by simply shaking him on the shoulder and telling him to get up. No, that would have been too easy for the girl-now-guy life.
Ron's mother had gone off like a very loud alarm as she called loudly for her husband to come and while Ron was sitting up, sheets off of him completely and trying to wake up from his deep sleep state that he'd been in until she started shouting.
Ron's father came in quickly, asking what was the matter before she points at the morning wood that he had which pressed at the pj's and then some.
Ron had groggily asked what was the matter while rubbing the messier than usual hair on his head in a sleepy way.
Ron's mother points down at the tent in the pj's and cried out, "Look honey! He's got his first morning stiffy!"
Ron wakes up some more and says, "Who's got what?" before he sees his mother pointing down at his lap. He becomes fully awake at the sight of the thing he'd noticed in the hospital, now fully hard and pressing in a very obvious way against the pj bottom!
He goes wide-eyed as he blushes beet red and tries to cover the embarrassing bulge even as his mother was telling his father to go get the camera! He had managed to yell at his mother to go get the camera so that she could document it while his father was trying to calm down his wife and spare Ron further embarrassment.
Instead, all that ended up happening was utter chaos with Ron being super embarrassed and unwilling to come out of his room for the longest time until his father reminded him about meeting up with Kim before school.
After that, Ron got dressed in a big hurry and prayed that such an embarrassing situation wouldn't happen again at someplace like school.
End of Flashback
At least the part that was still Ronnie, though it was growing smaller as the part that was adjusting to being Ron was becoming stronger, finally understood why some guys would act strangely with their books in front of them in the hallways. He worried that he would have to do something like that but at least he knew he could count on Kim to help him if he was in a pinch.
Ron is silent for such a long time that Kim just assumed that he didn't want to talk about it at the moment and being the good friend that she was, she respected his right not to say anything even if it was bugging her a little that Ronnie wouldn't tell her.
Ron says, "Um... Kim... let's just say that I am still getting used to being in this body and that Mom embarrassed me so much... that I almost didn't go to school." He was still blushing at the thought of having to explain to Kim about the first woody ever seen or for that matter experienced!
Kim nods her head, understanding how his mother might have pushed whatever was making him embarrassed. She could hear it in his voice and knew better than to push her friend and just let him tell her at his own pace. She just gives him a comforting squeeze to let him know that she was there for him.
Ron felt Kim squeeze in what was a comforting way, and while it was nice on one level because it relaxed him to know that she had his back. On another level she was holding a little too low around his waist, where when they'd been girls was not a problem but it was starting to make him feel a little funny down where he'd had that morning problem.
Fortunately Kim had to shift and in doing so her hands went up higher and made Ron feel a bit more relaxed and better. He lets out a sigh of relief at avoiding that problem and sees that they were just about at the school.
Once at school, Ron pulls into a parking spot with Kim where Bonnie just happens to be walking by with two of her friends and says, "Oh look... It is Kim and the loserette or should I say, wanna-be cute loser." She turns her head to look right at Kim before she then says, "You really should get a better taste in friends Kim. Preferably one who are BORN a guy..."
Kim growls and hops off Ron's scooter to walk up to Bonnie and say, "Ronnie... I mean Ron is not a loser! It doesn't matter if Ron was born as a girl or a guy, he is still a much better friend and person than YOU will ever be to anyone!"
Ron walks up behind Kim and puts his hand on her shoulder gently even as Bonnie frowns and tosses back her head before she walks off as she says, "Whatever! Later Kim!" The two girls that were with Bonnie walk off quickly and without saying anything as neither girl could think of anything to say.
Ron says, "Amp down Kim, you know Bon-Bon's words are nothing. She just does that to get under your skin, that's all."
Kim turns sharply to look at Ron in the eyes and says, "How can you do it? How can you just listen to what Bonnie has to say without ever getting upset?"
Ron's face softens and he smiles as he says, "Because... as long as I have a friend like you, it doesn't matter what anyone says. The whole world could call me a loser and it wouldn't matter to me."
Kim looks at Ron with a puzzled expression before she says, "Oh Ron... I still don't understand, but... You'll always be my best friend and I'll always be there for you."
Ron smiles and says, "And I'll always be there for you whenever you need me Kim." He then notices that it is starting to get pretty empty around and notices the time before he says, "It is almost time for class, we better hurry or we'll be late and Mr. Barkin might give us detention."
Kim nods and says, "Let's go then!" before they run off together into the school side by side.
AN: Well everyone, I hope you all enjoyed the flashback scene for Ron as to why he was late to Kim's house. I don't know about you, I'm thinking Ron is going to need some serious therapy after all this. At least his mother should have some, for even thinking about doing this to poor Ron. And this is before school even started! Can you imagine how the rest of Ronnie's day is going to go?