Ten Reasons to Not Be a LOST Fan
Disclaimer: I don't own LOST.
A/N: It gets really annoying to capitalize LOST all the time. A lot of you said that you do a lot of the things that Jane did, which made me happy, because I also do some of the things she did. But I do not make cakes. lol!
You won't accidentally make typing errors when writing. You won't write LOST, when you meant to write lost, and you won't write jack, when you meant to write jail. (yes, jail)
You will have a life. It's that simple.
You won't get into fights with other people about things that aren't even real.
You'll lead a healthy and happy life.
Your mother will actually let you go see that movie that everyone's obsessed over, because she knows you won't obsess over it like that one crazy LOST fan she knows.
Your grades will be higher than those LOST fans.
People won't be scared of you.
You'll be known for your good soccer skills, instead of your love for LOST.
You'll save money.
You won't have to go through all the painful hiatuses because when the series is over that's when you'll buy the dvds and laugh at everyone else because they had to suffer.
A/N: Next one is ten things that make Jack cry.