KP in Tough Being a Girl

Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!

Chapter 12: Cold, Sticky and Hot Trouble

Bonnie picks up her drink and throws it straight at Kim for something she'd apparently said to Bonnie while Ronnie was zoned out in deep thought. However, Kim's fast reflexes, which were honed from freak fighting and the fact that she was angry at Bonnie, made her able to swat the cup in mid-air before it could strike her.

However the direction in which Kim struck the cup was not fully realized until it landed square on Ron's chest, covering him in cold, sticky soda.

Ron cries out, "WOOOOW! That's cold!" He jumps up in his seat with the cold liquid sliding down his chest and covering his lap. A few tiny ice cubes clung to the shirt while the heavier ones were already piled on his lap and at his feet since a couple bounced to the floor.

Kim turns her head at the sound of her friend's cry and her face goes almost instantly from burning anger to a look of shock and sadness. She says, "Ronnie! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to..."

Bonnie cuts her off as she holds out some of the restaurant's napkins that she had gotten with her meal and says, "Really Kim? It sure looked liked you sent that soda towards your best friend from my perspective!" She gets up and starts to dry off Ron's chest with the flimsy napkins quickly maxing out in the liquid they could hold.

Kim knows that the small handful of napkins Bonnie has isn't going to be enough so she runs over to the main dispenser at the counter and rushes back as she takes a handful out. She is shoulder to shoulder to shoulder with bonnie as she tries to help dry off Ron's clothes as she says, "I'm so sorry Ronnie! I didn't mean for this to happen!"

Bonnie growls, as she didn't like being so close to Kim or having her so close to Ron. She moves to slam Kim away from Ron as she yells, "Some friend you are! You not only deliberately knock soda onto your so-called best friend, but you can't even call him by his proper name!" She throws some of the wet napkins at Kim where one of them makes a soft "Splat" against her shoulder before she continues to yell, "Does this cute guy LOOK like a girl to you still? She is now a guy, so call him by the right name, Ron Stoppable otherwise just stop talking to him!"

Kim was shocked at Bonnie's words, not because of the venom behind them but because they made sense! She looks at Ron and though she still saw her life-long friend, she also saw a guy in her place now. It made her tear up as she for once, didn't know what to do or even what to say.

Bonnie looked happy that she put Kim in her place and hoped that it would keep Kim away long enough for her to get Ron's attention and maybe get a couple uninterrupted dates out of the cute boy. The fact that she could use Ron to hurt Kim made Ron look downright handsome to Bonnie.

Felix saw the look on Kim's face and the smugness on Bonnie's before he understood just why Kim had come to Ron's side. He wouldn't want to leave Ronnie...Ron in the hands of Bonnie. He knew he must have been out of his mind to even think that things would be ok with Ron going on an unsuspecting date with Bonnie!

When Kim turns towards the door, Felix knew that he had to stop her so he converts his chair into flying mode and flies in front of the door. Just to make Kim knew he meant business; he also extends all the claw-hands from his chair, effectively (to a normal person) blocking the path out.

Kim stops when she sees Felix block the door and with tears ready to come down her cheeks she thinks, "Why? Why is Felix stopping me? Bonnie is right for once... I can't even call my friend by the name she... he deserves to be called by."

She is about to move in an attempt to slip through those arms when she hears Ron say, "Kim!" The way her friend called to her froze her in her tracks as effectively as if she'd been hit by one of Drakken's ice beams. She turns her head so that her eyes meet Ron's and can see the message in those eyes as clearly as if she'd heard him say it, "Don't go Kim!"

Kim turns back to face Bonnie and Ron before she wipes at her eyes to rid herself of the tears. She knew what she had to do at that moment. She had to go help Ron and make up for what she'd done to her... him.

Bonnie scowls at Kim as she watches Kim turn back and can tell that she was going to stay. She is still mostly facing Kim so when she drops her hand on the chest that she was trying to soak up some spilled soak from, it lands on Ron's lap which causes Ron's eyes to go wider briefly in surprise.

Bonnie almost growls as she says, "Don't you think you've done enough damage for one day Kim? You should leave while the getting is good!"

Kim frowns and runs a hand through her hair, almost smiling as she sees the reaction from Ron's face before feeling bad that her friend would never have the hair long enough to do that again. She frowns, as she says, "No way Bonnie I caused the mess and I'm not leaving until I've cleaned it up!"

Kim takes the soggy mess from her shoulder and tosses it without even looking into one of the trash bins without even hitting the rim. She steps forward and flips onto her hands before pushing herself up so that she does a flip over the table where Ron is still sitting and manages to grab some napkins in the flip so that when she lands on the other side of Ron, she can begin to help dry her best friend off.

She glances at Ron and sees the thankful eyes of her friend before she looks at Ron to see where she can help and when she sees where Bonnie's hand in on Ron's lap with a soaked napkin she looks up sharply at Bonnie. The two girls shoot lighting bolts at each other through their eyes before she uses her clean napkin to start soaking up the soda at Ron's lap as well.

Bonnie tosses the full napkin away, making it land on the table before she pulls another napkin from the napkin dispenser and starts to clean up the mess on and around Ron's lap too as she sees where Kim is cleaning. She thinks, "Oh no! She is not going to out-clean me with Ron!" She presses the whole palm of her hand onto Ron's leg near his knee, soaking up the soda until it becomes the color of the soda.

Kim stares angrily at Bonnie and copies the move, only more along the inside of the thigh as she planned on moving her hand close enough to swat Bonnie's off Ron's leg.

Neither girl realized it but they'd also started to lean towards each other in their attempts to shoot stronger lightning bolts at each other causing Ron, who was still quite cold and very wet to feel very funny. He felt much like the times when as a girl, she'd been a little attracted and aroused by a boy that she'd met while standing in line to go to the movies but on a stronger, more different level and it was increasing.

Ron thinks, "Oh boy... What is going on? Why do I feel so funny? It feels like the time I got aroused as a girl and forgot to wear my bra. It feels...bigger somehow, stronger... I can't put a finger on it." He felt like he was getting really warm despite the cold liquid he had dumped on him not too long before. He looks at the girls so close in front of him, with their hands on his lap as they pressed a bit too hard sometimes and then suddenly he noticed something for the first time.

He sees that with them both leaning forward, he could see the soft curves of their breasts down the tops of their shirts a bit and knew that it was an unintentional thing on both their parts. He tries to not look even though as a girl he'd seem both of them totally naked, which also didn't help because the part of his mind that was male would recall those very images and attempt to supercede it over the missing parts of what he couldn't see through the shirts.

Suddenly, Ron's eyes were anywhere BUT at the girls but every time they moved, his eyes would involuntarily glance at them and their shirts as if some part wanted to see the hints of breast but he would then quickly look away remembering that she... he... wasn't that kind of lewd pervert and knew better than to gawk at people!

Ron still couldn't stop a fantasy or two appearing in his mind, especially with the squeeze ways both Kim and Bonnie were moving all over his lap. That was when his eyes nearly bulged out as she...he... realized what the strange feeling was. It was very much like the time he's woken up with the woody at his house! He felt very hot and even tugged at his shirt collar and wondered how he could be this hot after being soaked with a cold soda?

He glances down and blushes red as for the first time; he realized that he was aroused! Ron was paralyzed momentarily as the girl/boy minds, which battled for supremacy within the male body, that he actually had grown hard and could see the definite bulge traveling down the leg of his pants! He did not know what to do!

Fortunately for Ron, Felix had flown over to see if there was any way he could help and happened to be in just the right spot to see the same thing as Ron.

Felix thinks, "No way! Ronnie... I mean Ron couldn't possibly be aroused by the touch of two girls grabbing... his legs in an... erotic manner... Could she? I mean he?" He considers the thought for a second and then thinks, "Well, it is a guy's body now... I suppose it could be getting uncontrollably aroused." He shifts in his flying chair as he knew that he was getting aroused himself at the thought of two beautiful girls inches from his face, fighting over him and grabbing at his leg, working upwards towards his crotch.

Felix knew then that rather than risk the violent explosion caused by one of the girls grabbing Ron's hidden member since they were both too intent at staring each other down, he would have to do something! It took him only a few seconds to decide what to do and he reaches down with the cyber-robotic hands from his chair to lift Ron straight up out and away from the girls, moving quickly enough towards the men's room so that the girls didn't see the arousal in his pants.

One of the girls was thinking, "Did I touch what I think...? Nah... couldn't be. " Dismissing the thought about having touched the hardness under the pants at the last instant before Felix had yanked him up and away.

AN: Well everyone, I certainly hope that you liked this chapter. Has anyone ever had a nice lapful of icy cold soda? Not pleasant is it? Bonnie sure gave Kim a lot to think about didn't she? Why should Ronnie have all the fun in figuring out stuff? Guys, what would you do if you had two good looking women doing that kind of lap treatment to you? Women, would you have done that kind of stuff? Anyone care to guess who might have touched Ron/Ronnie's hardness? Good thing Felix was there wasn't it? Well the next chapter should be even more thought provoking so stay tuned! As usual all thoughts, ideas, bribes, magical wishing genies, and Kim Possible's phone number will accepted as ways of getting the next chapter up sooner.

Oh, and I'm working on a sequel to last year's Halloween story titled "Ron's Halloween" It should be up very shortly after this chapter is posted so go check it out when you get the chance. Enjoy!