KP in Tough Being a Girl
Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!
Chapter 16: Lab Woes
(At a top-secret lab somewhere in the USA)
Kim was sneaking through the lab with Ron behind her as she keeps her mind on catching Drakken and Shego before they can be alerted to their presence. She did not want them to escape since she was still mad at Shego for turning her best friend into a guy and complicating her life!
A small part of Kim thinks, "Did Shego really complicate things or did she do you a favor?" She glances back at Ron behind her and answers the little voice, "A favor?! I'd hardly call what happened to Ronnie a favor to her! She is now stuck as a guy forever and I lost my best friend!" The little voice says, "Did you really? Or did fate do you two a favor? As for losing your best friend, you never lost your best friend… your best friend, despite the change has always been right before you."
Kim pauses to think over the thoughts she just argued with herself about and glances back at Ron as he follows her. She thinks, "Ronnie's always been there for me, and I even as girls we cared a lot about each other. Now that her best friend, someone who she had promised to always be friends with was a guy. Had anything truly changed? Or was there something more happening like in her dream?"
Kim remembers her dream with vivid clarity up to where she kissed her best friend in the new body. She had yet to do anything of the sort up to this point because it would have felt awkward or as Ronnie would have called it, "awk-weird" for two best friends to be so affectionate with each other after such a big change.
Kim looks at Ron and is about to say something when Ron says, "Hey Kim… do you hear that?" She stops and listens to hear what Ronnie heard. It is faint but Kim can hear it, the voice of Drakken as he rants to Shego. She smiles at her friend and says, "Good work Ronnie!" She stops and blushes, "Sorry, I mean Ron."
Ron smiles at Kim and says, "It's no big, I'm still finding it a little hard to get used to being called Ron all the time myself. You can call me whatever you like, as long as we're best friends Kimbo." She/he knew that Kim didn't like to be called Kimbo by anyone but let always let her/him get away with it.
Kim grins at her friend as she heard Ronnie call her that and it was strange, for at that moment it almost seemed as if she was looking right at her best friend when she was still a flesh and blood girl. This made her wonder, "Is Ronnie still in there somewhere? Or was it just my imagination?"
Kim hears Drakken's voice again as he gets louder to shout at Shego for some reason and whispers, "Let's go Ron" before she heads in the direction of the voices. When the voices get loud enough she holds up her hand, telling Ron to stop.
Ron stops instantly, knowing from having done this kind of stuff for as long as she/he had been doing this for. They can both hear Drakken's ranting and so Kim leans to peek around the corner to see what the status of the room is.
Drakken yells, "Shego! Let's go! Kim Possible and that buffoon girl is going to show up if we waste any more time!"
Shego growls, "If you want this microchip so badly, then you burn your way into the safe without me!"
Drakken grumbles, as he knew he couldn't get into the safe without Shego's help and at any rate, they were almost in but it was being so close to his goal that was driving him batty!
No sooner than Shego manages to slice through the safe, does Drakken hear a female voice he knew all too well say, "Sorry Drakken, but I'm afraid your rights in this lab have been revoked."
Drakken turns and sees the source of the voice and many sleepless nights of aggravation in his planning sessions for taking over the world. He yells, "Kim Possible! But where's your normal buffoon?" as he takes note of the shorthaired blond boy standing next to her.
Kim glances over at Ron and then looks back at Drakken with a frown and says, "Don't you read the papers? Watch TV? This is all your doing!"
Drakken throws his arms up into the air and shouts, "I don't have time for TV! I'm busy trying to take over the world here! One would have to wonder about my priorities here!"
Shego looks over Ron very carefully with her hands not glowing and it isn't until Ron says, "Take a picture, it'll last longer Shego!" that she stops moving and a cruel smile comes over her face before she laughs as she says, "So it IS true… Ronnie the buffoon has really turned into a guy!"
Drakken looks confused as he says, "Shego! What are you saying?"
Shego looks over at Drakken and says, "Do you remember Kim Possible's tomboy sidekick? Well now her years of acting like a guy have actually turned her into a honest-to-goodness guy!" She breaks down laughing which makes Kim fume and growl at Shego.
Drakken looks at Ron in a confused way before it dawns on him. He says, "You mean that the buffoonette has actually turned into a buffoon now?" He pauses and says, "Not much of an improvement if you ask me…" All this just makes Shego laugh louder and harder which makes Ron start to softly growl in his/her own growing anger.
Finally Kim could take no more and after a brief yell she attacks Shego hard! Shego barely has a chance to stop laughing and before she's on the defensive, barely able to block Kim's punches that are sent her way.
Shego thinks, "Kimmie is really going all out on this one! oofs as she is punched in the gut I better do something or she's going to win!" She ignites her hands which causes Kim to pause in her attack to see what she was going to do next and that buys her all the time she needs to send a green blast in Ron's way!
Ron dodges the blast and heads towards Drakken while Kim growls and renews her attack on Shego!
Ron grabs Drakken by the collar and says, "Kim's been your arch-foe for years and you've never remember my name, not once! Maybe now that it has been shortened you'll remember it!"
Drakken grabs Ron's wrists and pulls the hands off his collar before he says, "Don't be ridiculous! Why should I be able to remember your name because it is shorter! To me you're still that buffoon that helped Kim Possible ruin all my wonderful evil plans!"
Drakken steps back towards the vault with the chip inside it as he says, "Besides, who are you to order me around? I am Dr. Drakken and soon I will rule the world!"
Ron/Ronnie shakes his head and says, "No way! Not on my watch!" He grabs Drakken's blue lab coat, stopping Drakken from grabbing it with his black glove. He then reaches out with his other hand before Drakken can counter him and tosses him into the air.
Ron is shocked at how hard and far he was able to do that to Drakken. As a girl, she never would have the strength to send him much more than 5 feet from her but now as a guy, it seemed to be almost 15 feet!
When Drakken was thrown, this surprised both Kim and Shego as neither of them had thought Ronnie was capable of such strength! So when Ron along with the part of his mind that was still girl paused to flex the muscles of the body under the black shirt that was tight because he had forgotten to get guy clothes and only had the girl top, the new and strong muscles showed very clearly impressing Ronnie/Ron.
Drakken was annoyed and surprised by the throw but when he saw Ron flexing his muscles for some reason, which he thought was because of some ego about how far he was thrown he decides to take advantage of the distraction and sneaks over to the vault to pick up the chip. He manages to do just that and when he turns to tell Shego that he got what they came for and should leave, he was shocked to see neither Kim or Shego fighting! If he hadn't known any better he would have thought that both women were about to drool over the blond buffoon as he flexed his muscles!
Drakken became even more annoyed and shouts, "SHEGO!" loud enough to snap the women out of this trance from watching Ron. He shouts, "We've got what we came for! Let's go!" He presses a button on a remote control and the ceiling explodes, sending in a lift that he steps onto and it immediately begins to rise.
Shego shakes her head as she thinks, "No… I couldn't have been…" She looks over at Ron in the tight black shirt before she grins, "Yeah… I could have." She then turns to where Drakken is already on the rise and leaps up to catch on.
Ron stops the posing and his pants promptly all down to expose his red underwear with white polka dots on them. Ron/Ronnie yipes in surprise as the two hands move down to grab the said pants back up and hold them in place as Ron says in what could almost pass for in a whinny girl voice, "Aw man… even as a guy this happens to me?"
Shego looks down at Kim and Ron as shouts, "Later Princess! Later hunk!" before she laughs loudly until it fades as they are lifted into a jet.
Ron seems to have let the "Hunk" comment go on right over his head as he was too busy remembering the times when as Ronnie, the pants and how they'd fall down exposing her panties. For some reason remembering herself in panties seemed to make her/him feel… funny now.
Ronnie could remember the last time when her pants fell down in front of D-N-Amy, causing her to trip and fall against a console, which somehow caused her to hit exactly the right sequence to cause the machine to overload and explode! She had been wearing a pair of Victoria Secret's satin panties that she'd bought without Kim knowing on a whim and was wearing them when she got the call to go on a mission. It was the first time she could recall blushing in front of Kim about the underwear she wore.
Ronnie normally wore a variety of more 'casual' panties when on a mission from her sports bra along with Hanes panties to boy-cut and even once because a girl had told her about how comfortable they can be, a pair of satin boy-like boxers which ironically she would end up choosing as the common (not satin) pair as a boy.
She missed the thrill of all the different underwear types now that she was a boy, although a part of her also had to admit that it was a bit of a headache sometimes with all the different sizes across the board for the same measurement and that the biggest pain was when she had to by new bras. For even the nicest ones didn't always fit her breasts just right, it would either be to small or too big but since she was a growing girl (or had been,) she had always picked the bigger size.
Ronnie/Ron realize that Kim was staring at him in an odd kind of way after Drakken and Shego was gone. She…he look down at the shirt which had been a tight fit before now was ripped in a few places because of the battle and all the flexing.
Ron thinks, "Great, I have to buy all-new guy mission clothes now. I can't even ask Kim to borrow hers anymore because I'd just rip them too! There goes my allowance for the month."
While Ron was thinking gloomly about the way he looked in his ripped shirt, he failed to realize that Kim was looking not because of the damage but because of the way his body looked, which up until then had been hidden behind baggy shirts. While no wear near super-muscular like Brick or Jason from the football team, he did have that lean and well-shaped body that came with the activity such as super-freak crime fighting.
Ron snaps out of his/her thoughts and says, "Well, not much I can do about the shirt. I'm just glad that my mission pants are the same as the pants I usually wear or I'd be in trouble." He then realizes, "Wait… I could have worn my mission pants instead of the ones with holes in it!" He mentally gets a tap on the head from Ronnie as he was reminded that Kim had the mission clothes, not him so he would still have had to come out in them.
Ron starts to walk a few steps before realizing that Kim wasn't following and stops to say, "Kim? KP? Are you ok?"
Kim snaps out of it and blushes, "Um, yeah… everything… is uh, yeah… ok." She looks away for a moment before looking back and she says, "How about we go to Bueno Nacho before heading home?"
Ron smiles as he says, "Kim, you always know the magic words with me! Bueno Nacho it is!" He then moves more quickly towards the exit while Kim tries her best to keep her blushing to a minimum.
Kim thinks, "I can't believe what I was just doing! I was ogling Ronnie! I mean Ron! Oh, I don't know what to think anymore!" She continues to follow Ron and blushes as she catches herself looking at his tush and the tight way the shirt clung to his back.
She thinks, "Stop it Kim! This is wrong and you know it!" Still, she had to wonder if it was so wrong, then why did it feel so right? A small voice in her head whispers, "Because he's a stud, that's why." She almost shouts at the whisper, "Ron's my best friend! Friends don't go around lusting after them!" The small voice whispers, "Would it be ok if he was your boyfriend?" After that, Kim just shut up as she didn't want to hear anything from within or outside.
Kim manages to keep her eyes off of Ron until they are picked up by their ride but her mind kept calling up the images of Ron's body that she'd been admiring earlier, leaving her cheeks a bit in the pink and Ron worrying that she was getting sick. It wasn't until she promised that she was still just a bit flushed from her intense battle with Shego that Ron seemed to let the subject drop.
(Meanwhile)
Drakken and Shego were at their lair with Drakken working on using the chip to boost his synthodrone abilities.
While Drakken did all that, Shego was going over the footage that Drakken usually videotaped so that on the one occasion he won, he would have something to lord over Kim Possible with the proof of it. So far, that plan had been a bust but it never stopped him from being hopeful, just like taking over the world.
Shego stops the play when the camera stops on Ron doing the flexing and puts it into slow motion with a loop to it. She thinks, "Ronnie really has changed and for the better if you ask me…" She looks over the tight body and while it wasn't a body like the kind Jack Hench's rings could create, it did have a certain… appeal to her.
Shego knew that the one Drakken always thought was a buffoonette was actually quite a decent fighter with that monkey kung fu of hers… his, she had to correct herself. She had also seen the throw of her boss and had to admit that Ron's new body was a lot stronger than her original body but then she wondered, "If her body changed from that blonde bimbo's body into that handsome guy… I wonder what other changes happened."
She gets shot of Ron's rear and thinks, "Looks like she filled out in all the right places for a guy. I wonder if the front filled out as nicely?" She starts to get a very, very naughty grin on her face like a cat ready to pounce on its prey until Drakken shouts, "SHEGO! Come see this!"
Her happy thoughts broken by Drakken she growls a bit and shouts back, "I'm coming Dr. D!" She glances back at the video of Ron playing in its loop still and remembers that Kim had also been staring. She turns it off and heads towards Drakken as she thinks, "Things are going to get much more interesting the next time we meet Princess… oh yes…why should you have all the fun?" She lets out a small evil chuckle before heading into the room Drakken was in and puts on her usual bored face that she wore with him, which wasn't a hard thing to do around him.
AN: Well everyone, I hope that you like this chapter because if you think THIS is wrong-sick, you will have to invent a new word just for what happens in the NEXT chapter! As Motor Ed would say, Serously! LOL:D So, what did everyone think of the Kim self talks? How did everyone like Drakken and Shego's reactions? As requested, I also had Ron/Ronnie reflect on when Ronnie lost her pants as well as some bonus stuff about the bra just because I'm nice person. Only Drakken could come up with the word Buffoonette describe Ronnie. What a master of the english language he is... lol! Anyone want to guess what Shego has in store for our favorite guy/girl person? Will she do anything? As usual all ideas, thoughts, suggestions, brain switching machines, and bribes with a KP Ringtone for my sanyo vi2300 cellphone will gladly be accepted:D
Chapter 17 Preview Info: If you thought the mission was hard and wrong-sick, then just you wait until after the mission when Kim and Ron go back to Middleton! Kim talks about the dreaded d-dating topic with Ron. A shocking surprise! A evil twist and a cruel, insane woman make Ron's life harder! Kim will become furious!