NARUTO POV
Today seemed like a normal day, he got out of his bed, not fully conscious of what's going on, and went into the bathroom.
"WHAT THE FUCK"
Naruto came out of the bathroom and had a good look at his 'home'. It was completely trashed, everywhere had broken glass and shreds of paper and fabric scattered on the floor.
He slowly walked around the room that suddenly filled with killing intent. A red glow surrounded him as he tried to suppress his anger unsuccessfully.
Finding a piece of what looked like his once orange jumpsuit, now it was grey and half of it was in shreds in his room and the rest of it in the kitchen. He looked for something to wear but was unable to find any whole pieces of clothing. The only thing left was his weights and that's probably because those so called 'ninjas' were unable to lift them. How pitiful
Taking 10 deep breaths he tried to calm himself down and began thinking 'happy thoughts'; konoha burning to the ground, beheading Sasuke and Sakura, burning Kakashi's icha icha paradise in front of him while he is on the ground bleeding to death and only able to look at his surroundings.
"Okay, now I need new cloths, I think there's a store down the road." Naruto did a henge to make him appear as a man in his mid twenties. He had brown hair and eyes and was wearing black cargo pant and a white t-shirt with a black jacket over it.
As he walked down the road he noticed how no one gave him a second glance now that he wasn't the demon and just some regular civilian.
When he reached the shop he decided to drop the whole 'I love orange because I'm an idiot' and went straight to the black and blue section. Eventually he decided on black knee length shorts and a black muscle shirt with a blue jacket over it.
To put it very lightly Naruto looked HOT.
He went to the cashier to pay and noticed she was staring at him while drooling slightly on the counter. He smirked and decided to embarrass this person, the same one who refused to sell him anything but that orange jumpsuit.
Excuse me miss but when you're done drooling and staring at me will you please cash these. She suddenly jumped up and looked at the boy right in front of her smirking. She blushed so much that it would give Hinata a run for her money and quickly cashed the cloths.
When Naruto left the shop he dropped the henge and noticed a sudden change in the atmosphere. The first thing was that the glares were back but the second was from the girls who were looking at him with heart in their eyes. They looked at each other and then at Naruto and began circling him like he was their prey.
'This may be troublesome...oh great, now I sound like Shikamaru'
Okay I think I have a plot now but I still need ideas and I think Naruto needs to be paired up with some one don't you. I mean he's too hot to not have a girl. Anyone but Sakura(because she's a bitch), Hinata(because she's too quiet and it's too cliché) and Tsunade(she's 50 do you really have to ask) so yeah tell me who you want me to put in Okay.