KP in Tough Being a Girl

Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!

Chapter 18: The Talk

(Stoppable Home)

Mrs. Stoppable frowns and says, "Well all I can say is that he better be home by supper or he's going to be in trouble!"

Bonnie says in a small, almost pleading voice, "You won't ground him and keep him from dating me will you?"

Mrs. Stoppable shakes her head and says, "No, but he will find that aside from School, home and dating you. He won't be allowed to do much of anything else!"

Kim didn't want that to include Ron hanging out with her so she runs out the door as she shouts, "Ronnie! RON!!" Hoping that her friend had not gone too far away from home yet.

Unfortunately Ron was nowhere in sight as he had mostly likely booked before anyone noticed during all the arguing. Kim looks quickly to her left and right before she says to herself, "Where did you go Ron...?"

Kim thinks, "I gotta think... my best friend was just told that she...he would have to start dating someone who has never been exactly the nicest person to either one of us since middle school. Now, if I were Ron, where would I go? What would I do?"

Kim felt that she knew Ron pretty well but there were several places her friend could go if he wanted to be left alone and going home was definitely going to be the last place on her/his list at the moment. Bueno Nacho was a possibility since she/he might try to drown her/his sorrows in Nacos but since Bonnie had just come from there she doubted Ron would go there.

Kim thinks, "Think Kim! Where would Ron go?!" She is interrupted by a voice from behind her as she stood on the sidewalk and grinds her teeth in anger for a moment as she hears, "Looking for your friend? Don't worry... he has to come home sooner or later and then when he does, that is when the real education begins for him or should I say fun for me?"

Kim turns to face Bonnie and growls, "I don't know what kind of twisted game you're playing here Bonnie but I won't let you use and hurt my friend!"

Bonnie shakes her head as she raises her hands up into the air before she says, "Kim... surely you should know me better than that by now. I only want to help Ron's education into manhood. He won't be learning anything from you. You are much too of a goody-goody to do what needs to be done and his mother agreed with me on this."

Kim thinks darkly, "I do know you Bonnie, and that's why I refuse to hand over my friend without a fight." Still a part of her did wonder what Bonnie meant so she ways louder than necessary in her anger, "What's that supposed to mean Bonnie? I'm her best friend! We can do anything together!"

Bonnie cruelly laughs in a mocking way as she walks towards Kim and says, "That's just the problem Kim! You two have been friends all your life! Of course you're not going to have the guts to try anything that you think will risk your friendship over!"

Kim takes a half step back in shock as she thinks, "She's right... I wouldn't do anything to hurt my friendship with him."

She manages to recover and growls at Bonnie, "So what? I think Ron needs a friend to help get through this! What could you possibly contribute to him becoming a guy?"

Bonnie gives that smirk on her face that Kim felt an urge deep within to wipe off her face but fights it back. She says in an almost pity-like voice which came off more as sarcastic in reality, "Poor Kim... you just don't get it do you? Your friendship will hold you back and you won't ever make a move if you ever become attracted to him. While I on the other hand have no such restrictions since we were never really all the best of friends to start with so I won't mind teaching him things like how to kiss, how to touch..."

Kim's blood is close to boiling at that point as she shouts with such force that Bonnie takes two steps back, "Don't you even THINK of kissing him or touching him!"

Bonnie thinks, "Oh-ho... Kim has feelings for the guy too. This could be fun."

She then says, "Why? Because you want to be Ron's first kiss from another girl...? Maybe even be his girlfriend?" She grins as she watches Kim blush almost as red as her hair and her eyes dart everywhere but at her.

Kim says, "I... I just don't think Ron's first kiss should be with someone who doesn't truly love him. First kisses are something special and will always be remembered just like a first date!" She widens her eyes as she realizes the opening that she just gave Bonnie.

Bonnie crosses her arms in front of her as she says, "Oh, you mean like the first date Ron had with me at Bueno Nacho?"

Kim covers the gap between them with frightening speed as she grabs the collar of Bonnie's top and actually lifts her to her toes as she growls, "That date does not count! He didn't even realize that he was on a date with you! You had him so worried about paying you back that he went along with you to there!"

Bonnie's shocked and scared look on her face changes into one of anger as she struggles in Kim's grip and she shouts, "Let go of me Possible! It doesn't matter what he thinks, it still counts but if you really believe that then when he returns I'll make sure we have an official date just to start our relationship!"

Kim tightens her grip on the fabric until her knuckles were white and she was on the verge of tearing the top. She yells at the girl in front of her who deserved so much pain for making her so angry, "Ron will never be happy with a witch like you for a girlfriend! He won't ever want to go on a date with you! I know it!"

Mrs. Stoppable's voice is heard suddenly, "Put her down Kimberly! I'm shocked at how you're acting!"

Kim thinks, "You're shocked? I'm not the one forcing my only son to date a witch." She gradually lets go of Bonnie, setting her back down firmly onto the sidewalk that lead to the Stoppable house.

Bonnie says in a sweet voice, "Thank you Mrs. Stoppable! I thought she was going to hurt me!"

Kim's eyes would have flashed like lightning to strike Bonnie down into a pile of ashes at that moment if she could. She shakes her fists as she says through gritted teeth, "Don't you try anything perverted with Ron, I mean it Bonnie or I'll make you regret it!"

Bonnie smiles as she says, "Whatever do you mean Kim? We'll just be doing the usual boyfriend/girlfriend thing... dating, hanging out, sharing food, kissing... who knows? Maybe I'll even let him round a base or two?" She grins in a wicked way before winking her Kim to drive her even angrier than before.

Kim glances at Mrs. Stoppable who crosses her arms in front of her and shakes her head at Kim as if the say, "Don't even think about it Kim..." She looks back at Bonnie and says, "I promise you Bonnie, you better not hurt Ron or..."

Bonnie grins as she says, "Or what Kimmie? You know if you try anything, his mother will ban you for life from ever seeing your best friend and you wouldn't want that now would you?"

Kim closes her eyes tightly as she thinks, "This can not be happening! This has got to be some horrible, horrible nightmare!" Somehow during that, a tiny whispering thought comes to her, "What about your friend? This has got to be a nightmare for him to...shouldn't you go find him?"

Kim opens her eyes quickly as she realizes that she'd gotten off track and gave Ron even more time to get into a good hiding spot!

She narrows her eyes at Bonnie and says with no-small amount of satisfaction as she says, "At least I know Ron better than you. I bet I can find him before you." She smiles as the look of anger and disgust appears on Bonnie's face as she realizes Kim is right.

Bonnie thinks, "Well if Kim knows all the places where Ron can go to hide then I'll just have to make sure that Ron shows me all those places too so she can't lord that over me."

She then thinks about the other advantage to that, "I bet those places are pretty private, which means I can have more fun with him and not get any distractions or worry about being caught..." She starts to grin in a wicked way but by then Kim had already taken off in her search for Ron.

Mrs. Stoppable says, "I'm leaving it up to you Bonnie to teach him everything he'll need to become a man and forget about her life as a girl. That life is a thing of the past and it will be better for everyone if Ron can put it behind him." She then turns and walks inside, leaving Bonnie alone outside.

Bonnie starts to walk to Bueno Nacho since that seemed to be the one place she knew he hung out the most in her own attempt to look for him. She thinks, "There is no way I am going to let Kim Possible win! I will make Ron mine and she can't do anything about it!" She sees the car of Mr. Stoppable pass her by on the road as he heads home.

AN: Well everyone I certainly hope that I surprised some of you in this story. While I admit it would have been FUN writing catfight between Kim and Bonnie with lots of sound effects thrown in, I didn't think it would have been a wise idea with Ol' Crazy Mrs. Stoppable around. So what do you all think about the points Bonnie raised in her tongue-style catfight with Kim? Bonnie's realized that Kim has feelings for Ron/Ronnie, does anyone hear the sounds of the four winged horsemen? Does this mean disaster for our favorite would-be couple? Lol! Who shall find Ron first? Kim? Bonnie? Anyone? Any guesses as to what might happen? As usual, all thoughts, ideas, suggestions, spelling checks, and one of spiderman's web shooters are always welcome. :D