'Kyu-chan, that was so mean. Why didn't you help me in my time of need' (insert chibi Naruto with irresistible puppy eyes)

"It's not my fault Naru-kun. You look so cute when you don't know what to do and it barely ever happens too. You looked like a lost puppy...or fox...but still you looked so kawaii." By now Kyuubi was squealing about how cute her Naru-kun looked.

Naruto sighed, 'and you're the demon who attacked Konoha. Oh well. Have you noticed that Sasuke's been following me since we left the training grounds?'

Kyuubi began to giggle "Of course Naru-kun. He makes it so obvious; he doesn't even hide his chakra signature. It's kinda sad that this idiotic village's precious Sasuke-kun can't even stalk 'the village idiot' properly. Shall we play some more"

The blond began to smirk, 'but of course. It wouldn't be the same if we didn't'

'kage bushin no jutsu'

SOMEWHERE IN AN ALLY

Two people in the shadows where talking. They had bright red eyes but the rest of their bodies where hidden in the shadows.

"Okay, the boss said to lure the Uchiha away from him and towards the training area 69"

"That's simple enough. Let's go"

Out of the shadows stepped an Iruka and Kakashi look alike, both with freaky smirks on their faces and then they disappeared in a poof of smoke.

WITH SASUKE

'Where'd the dobe go' Sasuke thought as he looked around the village. He had been following before he went into a crowd near a new shop and then seemingly disappeared. 'What's Kakashi-sensei here and why the hell is he calling me. I have better things to do than listen to him talk...unless he is going to teach me.'

Sasuke put on an arrogant smirk. 'Of course that's it. He cancelled training so he could train me more. Being the last Uchiha has some advantages, I can say that much." With that he began to walk towards 'Kakashi'.

KAKASHI CLONE POV

'What an idiot. He can't even see through a simple henge'

"Hai sensei" The clone looked down and saw Sasuke looking at him with that arrogant smirk.

"Follow me." Sasuke looked at him strangely but listened anyways. He saw Kakashi set off towards the training areas and his smirk only grew.

20 MINUTES LATER

AT THE TRAINING GROUND

"sen..sensei...why are we this far away from the village" a tired and panting Sasuke said.

The clone turned around to look him in the eye. Then his eyes glowed red as dropped the henge in a poof of smoke revealing a smirking Naruto.

Sasuke's eyes grew wide I shock and his mouth gapping like a fish (can you just picture it. The great Uchiha gapping like a fish HAHAHAHA) "Dobe"

"Hey Sasuke, wanna know a secret" the blond said as he slowly began approaching the avenger. Naruto's eye colour suddenly changed back to its original blue and then to a forest green as Sasuke looked on in horror.

"Who the hell are you? The dobe is too stupid to do any genjutsu"

"'The dobe', I can't help but find that name so ironic, and Uchiha...this is no genjutsu"

Naruto lifted his arms into the air as the ground surrounding Sasuke began to shake much to his horror. Then out of the ground gigantic roots appeared surrounding him. Naruto began to move his hands in a circular motion above his head as the roots followed his motion, coiling around and trapping Sasuke.

"The elements are really useful you know Sasuke. You Uchiha only know one of the weakest; fire and you never even had full control over it either. Now to have all twelve elements is ultimate power but unfortunately I only have ten. But that is more than enough to beat you." The blond let loose his killing intent just enough so it could reach Sasuke and then...he passed out (OMG. Yes it is true. The great Uchiha fainted)

"Humph. So boring." The real Naruto suddenly appeared in the middle of the field. He raised his hands and the roots followed his movement releasing Sasuke and then lowering them to ground while the roots disappeared.

"That idiot will probably think it's a dream, just like all those times before. I don't even think he would even admit this even to himself, the spoilt brat". Naruto grimaced as he remembered how Sasuke was pampered by the villagers.

"Well, Sasuke you want to know that secret? I'll tell you. Everything you know is a lie. Uzumaki Naruto is a lie, a mask, and a demon. But don't worry you'll soon know the truth"

With that said Naruto turned his back to Sasuke and walked away while is other clone got ready to tell the Uchiha that fell asleep from Kakashi's training after using too much chakra.

'Poor naru-kun he let his guard down. Oh well, he always fixes it in the end, and if not we'll be able to have some fun'

1 MINUTE EARLIER.

SASUKE POV

'Huh... When did I fall asleep?'

"Humph. So boring" isn't that Naruto? Why is he here?

"That idiot will probably think it's a dream, just like all those times before. I don't even think he would even admit this even to himself, the spoilt brat"

'What times before...hold on that dream.'

"Well, Sasuke you want to know that secret? I'll tell you. Everything you know is a lie. Uzumaki Naruto is a lie, a mask, and a demon. But don't worry you'll soon know the truth"

'Holy shit. That wasn't a dream, it was...'and the mighty Uchiha once again passed out.

That chapter was a bit longer. I can't go on the computer for more than half an hour at a time cause my parents think I'm obsessed so I can't write as often but I'll at least have up one chapter a week.

The vote standings are currently;

Female Kyuubi 24

Temari 14

Tenten 6

Ino 5

I'm no good at making up jutsu so if someone can help me and make up a jutsu where a spirit can get temporarily transferred into a body that's like a kage bushin or something that can take more hits so I can get Kyuubi into a body I'd really appreciate it.

I have an idea about making a Temari, Kyuubi rivalry where Temari has to escape Garaa to get to Naruto and Lee decides to ditch Sakura (because she's a bitch) and chooses Kyuubi as his new crush and annoys the hell out of her. So what do you think if you agree just vote. It's still open until I post the next chapter in a week.