KP in Tough Being a Girl
Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!
AN: Just to remind everyone, 2 full hours of season four episodes will be happening in Feb! YAY
Chapter 22: Best friend and Bonnie
Normally Ron/Ronnie would be quite happy to be walking to school. It wasn't that he/she actually liked being in school. It was actually the fact that it was a place that while it was filled with bullies, mean girls, teachers that didn't know quite what to do with a girl turned boy, cafeteria women who wouldn't feed a growing boy/girl extra food to even the always-a-hard-time Mr. Barkin… it was also a place that had the one person in his/her life that made it all the worthwhile, Kim Possible.
However, with his/her mother out to force him to date Bonnie, he had to take some rather drastic steps to actually be able to spend any time with her/his best friend.
Now came the part of the agreement with his mother that he didn't like. In order to actually be able to talk to Kim and go on missions, he had to agree to spend just as much time with Bonnie in order to… as his mother put it, "Get to know the girl and come to like her like I do."
Normally Ronnie didn't have that much of a problem personally with Bonnie aside from the few insults and teases sent her/his way which was probably the cause of the problem that he got himself into when he agreed to hang out with Bonnie more.
So now that he is walking to school with Kim, he found out that he also had to walk with Bonnie the whole way. Plus his mother had somehow arranged it at the school to get Bonnie in almost all the same classes that Kim and Ron/Ronnie had as well.
So when Ron had started that morning with high spirits in seeing his/her best friend Kim after the phone conversation only to have them dampened when who did he see waiting for him? His mother and Bonnie were waiting in the living room.
Flashback
Ron is whistling a happy little tune, a strawberry shortcake tune from when she was a little girl. Ron was thinking about the time when as little girls they would get together on Saturday mornings and watch cartoons as she/he went down the stairs.
Ron's whistling came to an abrupt end when from out of sight, came his mother's voice as she says, "Ron? Is that you? Come on down already. I have something to tell you."
Ron mentally slaps herself/himself and prayed that his mother didn't recognize the song before reaching the bottom of the stairs. He thinks "The last thing I need is to give my mother another reason to yell at me for not being manly enough."
Ron suddenly stops as he turns to see both his mother and Bonnie standing there in the living room!
Ron shouts, "Bonnie! What are you doing here?" with Rufus nodding in agreement to what Ron said.
Mrs. Stoppable says, "Remember our agreement? Bonnie gets to spend as much time with you as Kimberly does. That includes walking to school and I've also called the school to set up as much shared class time as well."
Ron throws his arms up as he says, "Aw come on! I didn't agree to walking to school with Bonnie and you know it!" He brings his arms down and points at Bonnie before he says, "Do you have any idea how Kim will react to this? To having Bon-Bon around all the time?"
Bonnie slides over to wrap her arms around his neck and pressing herself partly against his side as she says, "Come on honeylips, don't you think you should be with your girlfriend more than your 'just a friend'?"
Ron tries to push Bonnie off as he says, "First of all, don't call me honeylips! Second, let go of me! Third, I never asked you to be my girlfriend!"
Mrs. Stoppable says, "I can still get that court order and put you in another school if you don't like this little arrangement."
Ron panics as he shakes his head and he says, "No! The arrangement's good as long as you don't stop me and KP from hanging out and going on missions!"
Mrs. Stoppable grins and says, "I won't change anything about our agreement just as long as you give your girlfriend equal time."
Bonnie grins at Ron as she says, "See? Now was that really so difficult? It shouldn't be a fight to spend time with your girlfriend."
Ron glares at Bonnie for her choice of words as she/he thinks, "Yeah, I wouldn't mind spending time with a girlfriend if it was one I chose… but it ain't so I don't have to be happy about it."
He/She begins to think for a moment about the choices of possible girls that he/she knows that would be better than Bonnie. The list turns out to be a surprisingly short one as only the ones he/she felt comfortable with were the ones from the cheerleading squad and even then there were only a few. Still, no matter how many times he/she made the list, only one person topped it every single time and that was Kim Possible.
Bonnie could see that Ron was distracted so she takes the opportunity to hook her arm into his and pull him close, pressing her breast against him and enjoying the feel. She begins to pull Ron towards the door as she waves to Mrs. Stoppable and says, "We're off to school! See you later!"
Mrs. Stoppable smiles as she waves and says, "Bye you two! Have fun!"
Bonnie turns her head so Ron's mother couldn't see as she grins and thinks, "Oh, I plan on it!" As she couldn't wait to reach school and rub into a certain redhead's nose that she was still going to be his girlfriend and take advantage of it in front of her until she blew a fuse or gave up her claim on Ron. Either way was good for her.
Bonnie reaches the door to open it just in time to see Kim standing there with her hand up in the air as if she was going to knock on the door.
The air of shocked silence from everyone involved could have filled a stadium.
Kim's eyes went very wide for a few moments as she took in the sight of her best friend being pulled by the hook of an arm, and not just any arm but Bonnie's who had forced that "girlfriend" status upon Ronnie! She mentally corrects herself as she thinks, "It is Ron now… I've got to accept that. But what I don't have to accept is Bonnie!"
As soon as Bonnie saw Kim, she saw how the shocked expression changed into one of anger and that pleased her. She takes advantage of the fact that Ron was also shocked and didn't realize that he was trying to think of some way to explain things to Kim.
Bonnie pulls Ron closer, causing Ron to stumble at the sudden and sharp pull with her becoming the only thing Ron can fall into. She gives Kim a haughty look as she says, "Hello Kim… It is so good of you to come see my boyfriend and I off to school." She emphasizes the word boyfriend, knowing that it would push her button hard.
Ron knew Kim well enough by body language alone and from having seen her fight Shego enough that Kim was going to lay a serious punch into Bonnie if he/she didn't do something right away! He didn't want to give his mother who was nearby to have a reason to ban Kim from his life!
Ron says, "KP! No!" He manages to get his footing enough to bring himself between Kim and Bonnie, acting like a shield for Bonnie.
Tense moments pass before Mrs. Stoppable says, "Hello Kimberly, all over you should really get going if you're not going to be late for school."
Kim lowers her fist and it takes her a few moments before she feels that she can say anything without speaking through her teeth in seething anger. She looks at Ron who seems to be pleading with his eyes before she says, "No Mrs. Stoppable… we wouldn't want that…"
Bonnie moves forward, pulling Ron along with her as she says, "You heard her Possible! Get the lead out!"
Kim shuts the door a bit hard before she closes her eyes at the sight of Bonnie pulling Ron along like she owned him or something before growling as she thinks, "Bonnie is SO going to pay for this!"
Kim runs up to catch up with Bonnie and Ron as they reach the sidewalk, with her taking her spot on Ron's left side with Bonnie on the right side of Ron.
End of Flashback
This left Ron walking with two beautiful girls on either side and he/she couldn't help but think, "This was SOOOOOO much easier when I was a girl."
Kim says, "Remember the rules Bonnie. No public displays of affection in the school or Mr. Barkin will send you to detention, and away from Ron." She hoped that Bonnie would get detention and keep away from her best friend, Ron.
Bonnie just tightens her arm which was still crooked in Ron's to pull him towards her before Kim does the same to pull Ron right back to the middle as she says to Kim with unveiled disgust, "I know the rules Possible! And in case you haven't heard… cheerleaders don't do detention!"
Bonnie pretends to think as a nasty smile appears on her face, giving Ron a feeling that whatever came next was going to really get to Kim. She says, "Oh wait! That's not quite right… only loser cheerleaders get detention." She pauses for dramatic effect before she says, "Gosh Kim, remind me but… haven't you had detention? I think you have!"
Kim starts to dig her fingers into Ron's arm in her anger and growls while her other hand slowly forms a fist as she thinks, "Just one punch! That's all I need!" until Ron quickly says, "Amp down KP! You know she's just doing that to get to you!"
Kim pauses for a second before she can feel herself actually relaxing and thinks, "I don't know how Ron does it… but she… he has this ability to calm me down every time Bonnie upsets me." She looks at Ron's face and says, "You're right Ron, she's just not worth the effort of getting upset over."
Bonnie narrows her eyes as she thinks, "Almost had you… if you'd tried anything, then you would have lost Ron to me. You may have won for now but this battle isn't over yet Possible!"
Ron looks back and forth between the two of them, wondering just how long he can hold each other off from having a catfight. As a girl, the idea of a catfight for her would have been a laughable one as she would never have gotten involved in anything like that unless it was for Kim's sake, she was her best friend after all.
However, as a guy the idea of two girls fighting over her was… disturbing and yet appealing. Ron supposed it was the guy side of the new mind/body that she/he was in. Still, there was something in all that secretly hoped Kim would win because he certainly didn't want to have Bon-Bon win.
Ron softly sighs and spreads out his arms to push the girls further apart in an attempt to keep the girls from trying to have their little 'secret' battle behind his back. He could feel it every time one of them missed or whenever he glanced at them to see the expression of anger or pain on their faces. The last thing Ron needed was a pair of handless girls when he got to the school.
Ron could just imagine the look Mr. Barkin would give him and the girls before his parents would be called and then when his mother would show up how he would be in even more trouble than now.
Kim could feel herself being pushed away with gentle force by the arm she was leaning against, not really caring that his arm was pushing between her breasts. She was too focused on trying to keep Bonnie's hand from groping Ron from behind. If there was one thing that she wasn't going to allow from Bonnie was the groping of Ron's behind!
Kim squirms against Ron as they only have a block to go from the school, unaware that she was making Ron feel funny with all the moving against her friend that she was doing as she tries to keep Bonnie's hand from moving anywhere on Ron's back or behind.
Bonnie is more purposeful as she not only rubs her body against Ron but by also trying to grab onto Ron's tush from behind, she can move her other hand all over Ron's chest in an adoring way. With Ron busy trying to push them apart so they couldn't fight, she was still getting her feel of the hunky Ron's chest that she had first noticed.
Bonnie couldn't imagine Kim Possible, the eternal do-gooder and yada-yada savior of the world doing anything as playful as coping a feel from her best friend who, as far as she knew was still thinking of as a girl and not as the hunky guy that Ron had turned into.
With all the attention going on in the trio, no one noticed that there was something coming in from the air towards their location.
Bonnie decides to make Kim regret batting her hand around so when she goes to grab the tush again in an obvious way, she smiles as Kim takes the bait before suddenly pulling the hand back just enough to surprise Kim. She grabs at the top of Kim's hand and forces it to press down hard onto Ron's tush and squeezes just as much so that Kim got a good feel of Ron's butt.
Ron would have jumped a foot high if he wasn't already being pinned by two girls from the sides when he suddenly feels a hand get a very good grab of his ass! He yells, "WOOOAAAAAHHHHHH! HO-HO OOOOHH!"
Bonnie grins like a shark at Kim as she says, knowing that Ron will hear it too, "How does it feel Possible? You've got a good helping of my boyfriend's cute ass in your hand!" She squeezes as Kim tries to pull her hand free, causing Kim to blush red as her hair!
Ron says, "Hey there! That's my butt you're touching! Bonnie, stop that!" He tries to turn enough to see what was going on but before he could twist enough to see behind him, Bonnie lets go and says with false innocence, "But honeylips, I'm not doing anything. It is all the work Possible's hand."
Bonnie grinned mentally as she hoped that this would drive a wedge into that trust and friendship thing that those two had going for them. She knew that as long as they had that annoying friendship going for them, that there was… however slim a chance that she actually saw it being, that somehow Kim would become Ron's boyfriend and she was certain that she couldn't let that happen!
Kim was in such shock and blushing so hard that she failed to realize that Bonnie had let go of her hand in time to have Ron see her hand still upon his rear!
Ron looks up to see a furiously blushing Kim cries out, "KP!" in shock before Kim snaps out of it and realizes that her hand was still there with Bonnie's no longer on top!
Kim whips back her hand and backs up a few steps as she says, "S-S-Sorry Ron… I… um, that is…er… Bonnie grabbed my hand… um, yes… and I ended up grabbing your nice tushy before…" She then realizes her words and turns around, still blushing.
Bonnie on the other hand was enjoying "little miss perfect's" humiliation and couldn't help but take a step back from Ron as she begins to laugh loudly and cruelly.
Ron ignores Bonnie, as he knows that she one responsible for what happened. He decides to ignore Bonnie and help his best friend as he says, "Kim? Are you ok?"
Kim shakes her head before says, "I can't believe that happened Ron!" Her back is still turned away from Ron with ears burning from Bonnie's laughter. She says, "You're my best friend and I just groped you!"
Ron says, "Don't worry Kim, these things happen! Besides it wasn't your fault right?"
Kim turns around and says, "Ron…" moments before a green-gloved hand grabs Ron by the back of his shirt and just lifts him up into the air!
Kim follows the path of the flailing Ron in the air as she cries out, "Ron!"
Shego laughs loudly as she says, "Sorry Princess, but your friend here has a date with a doctor!" She then proceeds to pull him up and toss him into the back where a cage springs up around him very quickly.
Bonnie yells, "Hey! You bring back MY boyfriend!" as she waves her hands in the air as doing so would make Shego bring back Ron right into her arms.
Shego does a U-turn and sends a couple of plasma blasts at both Kim and Bonnie, causing Kim to tackle Bonnie to the ground to avoid them and uses the distraction to kick in the afterburners and escape with Ron.
AN: Well everyone, I hope that you enjoyed this chapter as much as I had writing it. What did you all think of Bonnie's nickname for Ron/Ronnie? Once again, in the rays of hope she manages to turn things sour. Still, don't worry... the time of the tweebs is fast approaching so but first things first, Ron/Ronnie's little adventure with Shego! What did you all think about the way Bonnie made Kim get a handful of Ron/Ronnie's tush? What do you all think of Bonnie's plan to stop Kim from being around so much? Bonnie's kind of evil ranks up there with Shego's, wouldn't you agree? (Thinking of A Sitch in Time) Any guesses as to what will happen next? How will Kim save her friend? Will bonnie be joining in? What will Dr. D and Shego do? What do they even want with Ron/Ronnie? All these questions and more will be answered in due time. Until then, please leave me your thoughts, ideas, suggestions, impressions (voice impersonations or not), plans for tweebs to strike back with, and more. More I get, the more I am likely to write another chapter sooner!