KP in Tough Being a Girl
Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!
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Chapter 23: Sick Enemy, 2 times Trouble
Ron/Ronnie slowly groans as he/she comes to and the first thing that becomes visible is Shego's face. The very sight of Shego, combined with the rush of memory from being kidnapped by her on one of Drakken's hovercraft made him/her try to jolt backwards away from her but he/she quickly found that he/she couldn't move because of some restraints.
Shego says with mock sympathy, "Ah, good… you're awake. I was beginning to wonder if I hit you too hard."
Ron/Ronnie struggles in his/her restraints as he/she says, "Shego! What's going on? Where am I?"
Shego grins as she says mockingly, "We are in one of Drakken's lairs, where do you think you'd be after getting kidnapped by me?"
Ron narrows his eyes as the girl side mentally calls Shego a most unflattering name before he/she says, "You do know that KP will be coming for me, don't you? She'll rescue me!"
Shego moves very close to Ron and her eyes slowly seem to take in his face very closely before she smiles and says, "Yeah, I do… the little princess can't help but come to the rescue of her best friend. Especially one as cute as you."
Ron thought Shego was just teasing him while the small Ronnie thought, "Ewww!" before he/she says, "When Kim gets here, you're going to be in so much trouble Shego!"
Shego licks her lips lightly before she says, "I'd worry about what could happen before Kim gets here… " Before she leans closer and says in almost a whisper to his ear, "I wonder how complete a guy you really are… maybe I'll get a chance to find out for myself very soon…" She then leans back and gives him a very catty grin.
Ron/Ronnie think in stereo, "Oh… my GOD! KP save me!" He says, "That's way beyond wrong and sick, it is wrong-sick! You're miles of bad road Shego!"
Shego laughs and says, "Why thank you Ron, you sure know how to flatter a woman… I'll be sure to remember that when the time comes."
Ron/Ronnie begins to worry and says, "T-The time comes? Wh-What does that mean? What are you going to do?"
Shego turns to walk away before she looks over her shoulder and gives a wicked laugh before she says, "You'll see… you and me, we're going to have so much fun!" She walks off and closes the door on the room Ron was in.
Ron/Ronnie gulps nervously before he/she starts to think, "Don't panic! Kim won't let anything happen to me. She's my best friend. I just gotta hang on until she can rescue me."
Time passes for Ron/Ronnie until he/she starts to look around the room. Ron/Ronnie thinks, "This doesn't look like a cell… this looks like a…" before the door opens and in the shadow from the lit hallway was a female figure.
(On a fast plane enroute to where Ron was)
Kim mutters, "Can't this plane move any faster?" Alongside her was someone who she didn't want along but one threat to call Ron's mother stopped that. She looks to the side and sees that Bonnie didn't look any happier than she did about the whole situation.
Bonnie has her arms crossed as she stared ahead of her while tapping her foot in an impatient manner. She says, "Can't this tub go any faster? Who knows what that hussy has done with my boyfriend by now!
Kim looks at Bonnie and says with undisguised irritation in her voice, "Well tapping your foot isn't going to make the plane go any faster Bonnie."
Bonnie turns her head to look at Kim with fire in her eyes. She just stares at Kim for a minute, making the pilot who normally liked to chat with Kim when taking her places feel like that if he said anything, she would most likely bite his head off if he said anything and it looked like Kim wasn't in a chatty mood with Bonnie around.
Bonnie says, "This is all your fault Kim! If that green woman, Sego harms my boyfriend, I'll make sure that he never goes on another mission again!"
The pilot feels like the air is almost suffocating, as the intensity between the two girls seems to go up a notch and prays for the aircraft to go faster even though it was already at top speed.
Kim says, "First of all… it isn't Sego, it is Shego and second of all, she is a lot more dangerous than you know. She has superpowers that could punch a hole right through you!"
Bonnie snorts dismissively before she says, "Whatever, all I know is that my Honeylips better be ok or there will be hell to pay!"
The pilot gulps as he could Kim get even more angry with the way her cheeks became more her cheeks becoming very flushed and along with the soft cracking of knuckles being heard from her gloves. He'd seen Kim fight and was wondering why on Earth the brunette was even being allowed to talk to her like that. He had no doubt that Kim could lay 16 different kinds of pain upon her if what he'd heard about her knowing 16 martial art forms was true.
Kim says through clenched teeth, "Bonnie…" She stops herself and it is another minute before she could collect herself enough to speak in a more relaxed manner, "We will rescue Ron… but do you really need to call him Honeylips? As far as I know, you two have not even kissed."
Bonnie grins as she says, "As far as you know…" not saying anything further which she knew would greatly irritate Kim and adds in her thoughts, "Yet… but I'm working on it."
The pilot could hear Kim's breathing quicken and when he glanced at her, the cheeks seemed to become even more flushed to the point that her face almost looked like it was sunburned. He could see that Kim's eyes were a bit on the wild side and that her nostrils were flaring as she breathed heavier in her anger.
Kim thinks angrily, "Ohhhhh! She did not kiss Ron! I would know it if she did!" but some part of her asked in a small voice, "What if she did? Would Ron tell us?"
Kim had no answer for that small voice but a part of her felt that Ron wouldn't willingly kiss Bonnie. So, if Bonnie did kiss Ron, then it didn't count because it had to be a mutual thing. At least that's what she kept telling herself.
Either way, Kim knew that she was going to have a talk with Ron and ask if Bonnie did kiss him/her or not. She didn't want something like a kiss, to be something that Bonnie could lord over her for too long.
The nervously glances at the instruments, hoping that he'd caught a tailwind or something that would help him get there faster because with the way Kim looked, he was sure didn't want to be around when they started fighting. He didn't think that his insurance would cover a catfight as a reason for going down in flames.
Bonnie looks at Kim struggle to regain control of her emotions and smiles as she thinks, "Kim is so easy… all her buttons are labeled "Ron" and even when Ron was a girl, she still had those same buttons. I don't know why she cared so much about that loser girl who was too much of a tomboy to ever fit in with us girls. As far as I'm concerned, turning into the boy was the best thing to ever happen for both Ron and me."
Bonnie decides to have some more fun pushing Kim's buttons as she enjoyed seeing the girl who claimed to be able to do anything, lose her temper over Ronnie or Ron as he was going by now. She also felt that Kim would never do anything to jeopardize her friendship with Ron/Ronnie so that put her in total power and for once she was going to tweak Kim as much as she could until she cracked and then… Ron was all hers!
The pilot could see the looks on both Kim and Bonnie's faces while thinking, "C'mon baby! C'mon! I want to live to see another day!"
For the pilot, he couldn't wait to dump off Kim and her friend. He also knew that this would be the last time he would pick up anyone but Kim and Ron for a ride. The Bonnie girl just made him way too nervous! He felt like he would be safer juggling raw meat inside a cage full of hungry lions!
After another 45 more minutes of such 'friendly' girl talk, the pilot was ready to jump out of the plane just to get away from them! Fortunately, he didn't have to worry about doing that as the destination was only a few minutes away.
The pilot thinks, "Thank god! I can get rid of these two and return home to taking up a less nerve-wrecking hobby like… grenade juggling." He says, "Ok, get ready you two. We are approaching the coordinates Wade gave us."
Bonnie says, "About time! Who knows what that hussy has done with my Honeylips by now!"
Either Bonnie didn't care or wasn't watching but the pilot guy noticed as he saw Kim get angry again and shakes his head as he thinks, "Man… I wouldn't want to be in the middle of that for anything."
Kim growls softly before she reaches over as she says, "Better make sure your harness is 'secure' Bonnie… I wouldn't want you falling to your doom." She tightens the belts extra tight and quickly, knocking the air out of Bonnie for a second or two before she apologizes without any true sincerity in it.
The pilot says, "Are you two ready?" as he was ready to eject them whether or not they were at that point.
Kim says, "Yes, we're ready…" before Bonnie says, "Speak for yourself. You've made this so tight Possible!"
The pilot who'd had enough of their bickering by then presses the two buttons which ejects the two girls out of the plane! He thinks, "Finally! I'm done with them! I can go home!"
Kim watches Bonnie scream even louder than Ronnie ever did as she sailed up until there was that moment where they felt weightless and was glad that Bonnie stopped screaming. Unfortunately, once gravity took over again and they started their plunge down towards the Earth, she could hear Bonnie start to scream just as loudly as before!
Kim hoped that at some point, Bonnie would stop screaming before Drakken or Shego noticed or the rescue mission would become endangered. After a few moments she shouts, "Bonnie! Stop yelling or you'll alert them to our coming and that'll put Ron at risk!"
After that, Bonnie shut up but her glare spoke even louder volumes to Kim but at least that was something that was easier for her to ignore and allowed her to focus on how to rescue Ron.
AN: Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I don't know about you, but I'd be worried for Ron/Ronnie and I mean that in more than one way. You've got Shego on one side and then Kim and Bonnie on the other side. What did you all think of the pilot that was giving Kim and Bonnie the ride to where Ron/Ronnie was? Poor guy huh? I bet that's the last time he gives them both a ride! Lol! What do you all think of the way Bonnie screamed louder than Ronnie? All thoughts, ideas, suggestions, ratings, hand stands, back flips and more are always welcome!