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Subject: Absorbing Powers.

"Winner is……. SAMUS!" Said a computer voice with a bit of a flare and Samus victory music inserted in, Darkon floating on the left side of a large couch looked angrily to his right at Primell who was holding a gamecube controller in her claws floating next to Ron who was open mouthed gawking and Sir was looking blandly at the screen of the end results of the fight and Sir's death count was impossibly high even by the games standard.

"MAN… I can't believe I lost to an alien jellyfish." Ron said with a bit of shock.

"The only reason why I was third place is because Primell won't let me play Samus, I always get stuck with the two-ster when she plays, since he's my second favorite playable character and she always complains if we both have the same character." Darkon turned his eye to the back of the couch to see Kim and Shego still fighting each other viciously and then turned back to Ron, Sir and Primell.

Kim and Shego in the background where suddenly kicking and punching each worse then they ever had before, they even pulled out samurai swords that appeared out of nowhere and started laying into each other badly causing bruises and light bleeding cuts.

"Squee squee squeh." Primell said proudly considering she won the battle.

"Ron, I still wonder why you chose to use Pikachu. Oh and before you ask Sir's character automatically becomes Pichu no matter what he does with the controller, yes he actually died that many times in a ten minute bout and no I don't know how Primell plays Samus so well." Ron just looked at the floating life sucker next to the floating eyeball who preemptively answered some questions.

"Hey I got to stick with what I love and Rufus is somewhat the same species, so what's today's super power and if it's creating Bueno Nacho out of thin air I'll give up figuring out how your girlfriend thrashed us with only four claws to work the game controller. Besides I think Mewtwo suits you what with the darkness and you did once say in between chapters that you have psychic abilities." Darkon gave Ron an understanding look considering Primell was way too good at some video games to be a normal Metroid.

"Okay since yesterday we flew way off subject, which I am known to do often to just be annoying we're getting to it faster today because it has tons of applications, absorption powers are what you got today and don't tell me you haven't seen those before, because it's fairly common when people write fan fictions, but to be on the safe side I'm leaving for the rest of this chapter to save myself anymore bodily harm from Naco hungry orange giants and I'll let Sir handle the job of explaining everything." He just slowly floated passed the action packed battle that Shego and Kim were having and out of the room, leaving Ron, Sir and Primell behind to watch the two girls beat each other senseless.

"So…. Darkon isn't here anymore?" Ron asked to Sir who just nodded in response.

"Yeah, uh Ron how long have those two been fighting about how to escape Darkon's so called insanity?" Sir was suddenly holding a bag of movie grade popcorn up to Primell who took a claw full and absorbed it butter and all making her a bit hyper from the rush, then Sir handed the bag to Ron as they watched Kim duck under Shego who took at swing at Kim with her clawed gloves.

"For about four hours straight and the first minute was a surprise when the room started giving them weapons to use, do you know when Darkon might let us go? Not that I'm complaining right now." Ron said watching the two girl's cat fight and taking a handful of popcorn and shoving it into his mouth.

"Sqweh?" Primell said confused about why anyone would complain about being detained by Darkon, she certainly wouldn't and if she had a chance she wouldn't want Darkon to let go.

"Probably when he run's out of idea's for super powers for you guy's, in any case I'm surprised we're not doing the multiplying thing today, the only reason is because Darkon is having trouble convincing Kim's cousin Larry and Bonnie to be in the same room together with multiplying powers…. maybe he's trying to convince them again right now." Sir shrugged and watched as Kim and Shego both finally collapsed from exhaustion Kim was holding a Broom and Shego was holding a bowling pin she'd been using as a club, they both had non lethal but varied amounts of damage to their bodies.

"M'okay?" Rufus asked and Primell just floated over to Sir and absorbed a large mass of life energy from him, then floated over to Kim first and pumped her full of life energy causing her wounds and injuries to just disappear and seconds later Shego was back to full health and on her feet as well.

"First observation of absorption powers or to be more precise the life absorb power, these powers usually can work in reverse and Primell could still heal you using other energies since a Metroid has been able to absorb beam energy and energy from electrical wiring, but this isn't a Metroid fan fiction it's a Kim Possible fan fiction so I'll get to it unless you have any questions Ron?" Sir said turning to Ron Stoppable, who in turn looked at Kim and Shego who still seemed too tired to get angry enough to throw a single punch.

"Um… Yeah how can there be any difference in absorbing powers and aren't they a tad dangerous, I don't want to accidentally hurt KP or suck the life out of her when we kiss... Since when did we ever show absorption in any of our previous missions?" Ron was reminded of an incident not to long ago, but he hoped it wouldn't come up right and unfortunately it did.

"Let's see we have a record of absorbing technology and other stuff, most prominent was Aviarius who had tried to steal all of Team Go's powers using a mystical staff of unknown origin and it allowed the user to use all the powers at once, however there were two inconsistencies about it, one it didn't absorb the mystical monkey power Ron has and two it broke to easily when it fell to the floor considering it was made of more structurally sturdy crystalline base that was mysteriously weakened by a source of heat, Ron absorbed the mystical monkey energy as stated before and the mass amounts of fat to activate Project Titan, Kim and the ancient monkey talisman, then there's the point Shego absorbed a glow from rainbow colored comet after it slammed into a tree house…. need I go on how people theorize Shego absorbs sunlight because she likes sun bathing?" Sir was holding a list of things relative to the situation.

"Look here Mr. Doomsday I don't like being reminded of that damn comet!" Calling up her powers her body glowed and odd black color.

"Sorry Ms. Go…. now then, Ron you can absorb and shine light energy around, so basically you're like a flashlight that can blind people and cause optical damage (probably another reason Darkon why isn't around), Kim you have the ability to absorb liquids and air moisture, then release the exact same amount in many ways, on a side note your now immune to poison now and Shego you have the ability to absorb an copy a ability from someone by way of using a black hole like thing to suck a person into your body and after the copy is complete the person will come out in a similar way, also your ability is relatively a darker version of the one a pink walking marshmallow puff uses because your ability causes incredibly pain to the target, also you can't absorb and copy anything else till you drop the ability you last copied or you lose it from to strong a hit." Shego just did what came natural after Sir stopped talking, she absorbed Sir and he came back out with a pained look on his face and Shego's skin changed to a bright green color.

"So that would make me immortal now right?" Shego said with a bit of a sly grin, until her entire body caught on fire and a large portion of the nearby wall made mostly of metal shattered and fell on top of her causing her to bleed to death from all the lacerations as the sharper bits hit every artery on her body, the scream she elicited was rather horrible.

"SHEGO!" Ron and Kim suddenly yelled in fear and ran over to her lifeless body which glowed a bit and seconds later Shego's body disappeared along with the pool of blood and then reappeared a second later and totally fine and unharmed standing upright and far from the metal wreckage with her skin tone returned to it's normal pale green tint.

"What hit me?" Shego said as she stumbled awkwardly and fell down, then remembered the way she died and retched into a familiar bag that Sir had grabbed from Ron and held up to her mouth.

"I should warn you my immortality has a slight bad luck issue, but you resurrected because you had it and you lost it because its one of those powers that'll be easily knocked out you, at least it won't kill you permanently, also I have the ability to spontaneously combust as an interesting side effect of my immortality." It was a rather weird explanation by Sir, who by then was now holding a remote and clicked it and several large cylinders filled with different liquid fell to the ground, unfortunately one of them landed on Sir squashing him.

"Skreet." Primell was getting rather bored with the events and being ignored, she just went back to playing video games along with Rufus this time because no one else would, Rufus chose Young Link because his sword reminded him of the Lotus Blade and Ron, this probably would be the last chapter Primell would appear in and she really didn't care that much.

"I guess I'm supposed to test my powers now." Kim looked at Shego who had finished with the popcorn bag and was now curled up in the corner talking to her self about never wanting the ability to copy powers or to have immortality ever again, she went through something traumatic and Kim just walked over and comforted her forgetting any powers testing because it was a better thing to do.

Ron just held up a hand and with a snap of his fingers a flashlight like beam came flowing out of his hand, he change the colors of the light several times then he snapped his fingers again stopping the apparent light show to go help Kim comfort Shego…. he resented any feelings Shego might have deep inside for Kim as friends beyond the rivalry, but he wasn't about to let her suffer like this even if she was a…. thief would be putting it nicely, he sometimes wondered what would have happened if he didn't drop the modified Attitudinator, whether he did it by accident or not wasn't the point, it happened and he wanted Shego to be friendly on her own time and not because some machine flipper her attitude like a switch.

"Well I certainly wouldn't want to ruin those three in the moment so I'm just going to use Kim's liquid absorbing power myself." I Darkon had apparently come back to the story, because it can't end without me saying the 'end chapter' line.

Darkon dipped a tentacle of darkness into each cylinder and they were all soon drained of all their liquids, some of the chemicals in those cylinders would have a interesting reaction to the other.

Darkon pulled his dark matter back into himself and then formed two arms, focused two tight streams of liquid together pointing towards Sir who just came back to life and when the streams connected before hitting Sir they leapt forward mixing into each other and flash froze Sir into a block of ice.

Next Darkon fired a stream of liquid surrounded by another liquid covering the frozen minion.

"Now I'll add one last liquid and the effects should be complete." Darkon sprayed the last bit of liquid and it was an odd mix of blue and purple, in the end Darkon created a Sir frozen happy treat with blackberry flavoring.

"Now I have flash frozen Sir Dies Allot pop." Darkon rubs a bit of his darkness against it and shivers a bit as he feels the flavor through it and then he took out a large cylindrical wooden stick and attached it to a bazooka he had just pulled from his darkness that had a drill function on it and looked menacingly at Sir.

"End Chapter…."

"Like anybody is seriously reading this Darkon..."

"SKREET!"

"I said end chapter people and could you not make Primell mad with that kind of pessimism."