Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or Ape Escape.

Today's subject: Cancelled due to unforeseen random mass villain attacks or it can be on villain attacks, but it won't end well.

"So dude, where's Darkon today and why is Monique here?" Ron was sitting in the first player seat playing videogames and next to him in order were Shego, Monique and Kim.

"I kind of invited her here and Darkon is in a business meeting right now." Sir said with a slight edge in his voice.

"Oh, I just know you didn't throw that bomb-omb at me girlfriend!" Monique shouted at Kim, Shego was smirking at having led Kim into attack her friend's character on screen.

Elsewhere.

"Monkey Ninja's ATTACK!" Monkey Fist yelled causing several of the monkeys surged forward attacking someone off screen, where several flashes of white light appeared.

"Nice try Monkey Fist, but I've prepared for situations like this." The camera turned to show Darkon holding a duel butterfly netted staff in a form of tentacle from his usual dark matter or darkness as it is usually referred to.

"What did you do to my monkeys?" He was called Monkey Fist for the reason he had genetic tampering to give him monkey feet and hands, he was attacking Darkon for Ron's location and apparently Darkon was already prepared for a full monkey assault.

"Simple… hit them with one of these capture nets and they get teleported to a safe holding place where they can do no harm, these nets are based on the ones used in Ape Escape Three, one net in particular the Kung-Fu man's special capture net… the Net Chucks!" Suddenly Darkon formed two hands and twisted the center of the staff to spread it apart revealing a long chain in the center, he spun one end and swung it wide capturing several monkeys inside it and they suddenly disappeared in a flash, then he caught the end as it came around into his dark matter which formed another dark tentacle and caught it.

"GET HIM MY MONKEY NINJA'S!" Darkon glared at all the monkey's advancing on him and he started working the Net Chucks around in an odd pattern that only a floating eyeball could perform, while watching for Monkey Fist to see what he would do personally.

Suddenly the walls exploded and a giant golden robot stomped into the room with a blue man called Drakken at the controls.

"SHEGO WHERE ARE YOU!" Drakken yelled, Darkon silently groaned because he couldn't handle two nuisances at the same time and what was worse is when a bunch of strange figures in red ran in with roman letters on their clothing followed by a man with an eye patch.

"Is this attack Darkon Arters Shadows day or what? I NEED BACKUP ASAP ROGER NINE TWENTY EXPLETIVE DEFENCES, USE OF OFFENSIVE FORCE IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!" As soon as Darkon finished several hundred one eyed, four legged, two armed robots dropped into the room each holding various weapons.

"It appears we have a Mexican stand-off." Said the man with the eye patch known as Gemini, as everyone was currently pointing weapons at each other.

"Before we continue…. I would like to see a fan fic with Ron Stoppable vs. Specter from the Ape Escape series vs. Monkey Fist in a three way monkey brawl; it would be the most awesome match up ever…. Kim could be there to, now we were about to slaughter each other?" Darkon watched everyone slowly power their weapons.

Back to the room.

"Girl I don't see why you're complaining this place has everything, even a clothing machine that'll make anything you want for free, I'd work for this guy in a heart beat if he wasn't evil." Monique was talking to Kim as she and Shego were fighting for first place in the game.

"That's just it Ms. Monique, Darkon is only supposedly evil and all he really does is annoy people, he's hardly ever hurt anybody physically before and he's really quite a nice floating eye monster thought he doesn't admit it, he usually spends his weekends playing video games with the heroes sworn to thwart his evil take over the world schemes however that's a moot point considering he always sabotages his own plans and is math illiterate." Sir was enjoying his time with these people he hardly knew, but it was for the best that Kim and Ron didn't know that Darkon was currently repelling several evil assault forces on his base.

"But he's keeping us here against our wills and I'm pretty sure he's trying to drive us insane." Kim responded while knocking Shego's character over the edge of the stage with a smile.

"Well Darkon is an Insaneologist and that's what he does for a job, he annoys people to no end, but he's doing it within legitimate reason that he needs a hero, villain and random buffoon as super powers tester, no offense Mr. Stoppable." Sir said turning to Ron.

"None taken as long as you can remember my name…. KP why did you have to take me out." Ron looked over at Kim who smiled sheepishly as the timer ran down on the match and Kim won by one point, Shego was second place, Monique third and Ron was last place by a large margin.

"I can't believe you'd take down your boyfriend to beat me Princess." Kim only grumbled an angrily thought out retort to Shego and turned to apologize to Ron.

Elsewhere again.

"Oh, COME ON! Adrena Lynn isn't even evil, just misunderstood and why is that hack of a 'villain soloist' golfer here?" Things were a madhouse as far as Darkon was concerned, Adrena Lynn was filming all the action and quoting her favorite line 'Freaky' which the situation was, Duff Killigan was battling indiscriminately and then Professor Dementor smashes through the south wall inside of a large vehicle.

"Why is every super villain attacking my base? Just why? WHY?" Everyone stopped and looked towards Darkon.

"OH, WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!" All the villains, minions and henchman said at once.

"JINX YOU ALL OWE ME A…. WHOA THIS IS WEIRD!" They were all speaking in unison; they just shrugged it off and continued fighting with Darkon's robots in the mix using whatever weapons they had to calm the madness peacefully.

"Eyeder's fourty two, six-six-six and number thirteen I need you guys to convince Sir we need to implement a Code: SODA!" The robots made their way over to Darkon ducking and dodging as things were going everywhere, lasers, bombs and even a live cow and a killer rubber ducky to name a few odd things.

Back to the room again.

"So what's up with eyeball today, I mean he usually comes in here every day to check on us so far and I was just getting used to being pampered by the sauna options in the northeast corner." Shego had to admit, if she wasn't working for Drakken she'd enjoy being here and maybe Darkon could actually make some more of those challenging killer robots that were a lot smarter then your average garden variety robot and they could probably kill a normal human with one blow, the only thing she didn't get about them was the fact that they carried non lethal weapons that hurt pretty bad for not doing any physical pain.

"Deet Doot deeto Deet doota!" Sir reached into his bright green pants and pulled out a bright green communication device with a small hat shaped like Sir's on top of it, he activated it and Darkon appeared on the screen and his eye looked a little bloodshot and swollen.

"Sir….. Code: SODA! For the love of all that is decent in my annoyingly evil life, please tell me we can do a Code: SODA!" Sir saw three robots in the background holding up signs of agreements, while in the further background a robot marked '777' was firing shock missiles at a rubber ducky that happened to suddenly destroy it by bouncing on and squeaking it to death, the missiles sadly had no effect on the rubber ducky.

"Let's see you have Gonta B. Hosed '13' , Deffy Nately Scrooed '666' and Answar Tothy Eunivars '42' agreeing with you so I guess I can activate it." Suddenly Answar was surrounded by a bunch of floating little cubes and blown out of existence by lasers, Defy was suddenly ripped apart violently by a ton of Ninja Monkey's and Gonta was suddenly hit with a mass of plasma fire from someone wielding a plasma spear.

"Okay now I know it's bad, ACTIVATE PROTOCOLS…. VEGEN CODE DISABLED… INSERT SOFT DRINK… CODE: SODA... SPECIFICALLY MOUNTAIN DEW… ASAP!" Sir yelled to the computer and the people on the couch playing video games al looked at Sir questioningly.

"Boy, what was that all about? TME!" Monique was looked at him oddly and she noticed him die several times and come back life, it was odd but she wasn't asking questions because someone was giving her two friends super powers and had tons of cool stuff.

"My boss just wanted a soda, let us all pray everyone else other then me survives Darkon when he gets it." Sir looked awkwardly solemn that he had to be the one to doom the world and he really didn't want to.

"Erm… what's so dangerous about him wanting a soda?" Ron asked and figured if the sodas were free and they actually started serving Beuno Nacho everyday he'd actually consider this paradise.

"Well you see Darkon has a slight problem with most soft drinks and they happen to be highly toxic to him, him being a floating eyeball I'm sure you'd all understand and I won't explain any more then that." Sir just hoped Darkon didn't sink the city of Atlantis again; they just got it back to the surface after the last eighteen times in a row.

Back to the Elsewhere Again.

"I can't believe I'm about to do this, I swore I'd quit drinking." Darkon said looking at the innocent brand name soda can filled with Mountain Dew.

"Darkon we believe in you, you can always rebuild us later! But my number is up; please tell numbers eleven and twelve together I'm sorry I called them an addition to my counting problem." Darkon just looked at twenty three 'Cons pirra sie' who suddenly started to compute everything that had something to do with his number as he slowly shut down.

"Well bottoms up, hope I don't come close to destroying the world again or cause the tenth unheard of apocalypse, I am sorry to those who were expecting a lesson today, so I'll give you a short one, never give any single eyed entity soda or something with high amounts of caffeine in it." Darkon then opens the lid on the can and started to poor the entire contents of the can onto his dark matter, slowly he started to wobble in mid air as his darkness started fluctuating and his eye turned a bright blue color.

"End Chapter, befur mee itty mind go cwazy."