Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, also not responsible for the slight Megaman reference.
Today's subject: Clone Powers.
"Today's power is multiplying yourselves before any of you ask." Darkon floated into the room with his eye twitching a bit.
"What happened to you Darkon, are you feeling alright?" Even though she new she shouldn't have asked Kim was feeling slightly guilty about not being there to stop Darkon from doing whatever he did to himself to stop her villains.
"Yes, I am feeling perfectly…. (Twitching)… fine… anyhow today Kim has multiplying powers that makes her take less damage the more clones there are, this happens because her… (Twitching a lot more)…. Clones spread out the area of affect among themselves making it hard to hurt her, the only problem is it takes a lot of energy out of her and if one of her clones is killed it doesn't affect her in the slightest and her clones take any damage that is done to her, making them shield clones and the clones themselves are easier destroyed then the original person who made them... (Twitching again) also there is a set distance to how far away from you they can go, from you or the other clones." His eye twitching more then ever Darkon slowly floated back out of the room and then shoved an Eyeder in with a clip board quickly shoved into its hand, the Eyeder looked at it's humanoid upper torso wondering why it felt like it was going to be hurting there later.
"I guess I'm here to tell Mr. Stoppable and Ms. Go how their multiplying powers work as well as introduce today's guest Kim's cousin the annoying guy named Larry." The Eyeder watched as Kim shrieked and ran to the wall pulled out a hair dryer that fired a grappling hook into the ceiling, then leaving a clone behind she lifted off the ground and towards the ceiling to stay up and away from her cousin.
"That is the oddest reaction I've ever seen from a human in a cousin relationship, is there something wrong with Ms. Possible's cousin, by the way my name is Blodgeet Allen Gamshmeki." It seemed as if this Eyeder was one of the few with a weird but original name, the four legged robot looked to Ron as the most likely source for answers.
"Yeah her cousin Larry kind of tweaks KP a lot and she's been like that for a while now, so what does my multiplying powers do that is so special." Larry had minutes ago walked into the room and started talking to Kim's clone which started to slam its head against the wall repeatedly after the first minute or so of listening to Larry talk geek, Ron shuddered and turned back to what was his name again?
"Illogical to be tweaked, he is part of her family even if only in cousin status. You Ron Stoppable have been given the power to create a living and breathing copy of yourself, it however has a mind of its own and can do whatever it wants, but it has your core personality and it can actually die or if you die it can continue on living like you as you were, you can only create a limited number of clones and that limit is at a estimate of three, in any case which if one dies you can create a new one, if you however die they can create a new you." Ron suddenly split into four Ron's each looking like the other and acting exactly like each other with their reactions.
"Booyah!" All four Ron's said at once and pumped their collective fist into the air.
"Now to go change into my Zorpox costume and try to take over Bueno Nacho franchise, MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then I'll think about taking over other fast food franchises by making Bueno Nacho number one and I'll do it all in a legally evil way." This Ron suddenly ran off with a smile of glee crossing his face and seemingly smarter then the original.
"Oh geeze what have I done, I created as monster…. A monster reminds me of monkeys…. THE MONKEYS! Why do we have to resemble monkeys to?" This Ron clone curled into a ball and started crying a bit, seeming to be more focused on monkeys then the original Ron.
"It seems like the Ron-man has a job to do!" The last clone ran off to either stop the first Ron clone from taking over Bueno Nacho or help him do it, then pick up as many girls as he can when he's rich again as it seemed to be more arrogant then the original.
"They seem a little…. awk-weird, but I liked the first ones work ethic even if he's evil he's doing it on a legal scale at least." Ron still had trouble finding the right words for them, he grabbed his monkey conspiracy spouting clone and ran off to catch the other two.
"So happy land tinker toy what do I get?" Shego said as she had been standing behind Blodgeet for the last few minutes tapping her foot and glaring at his metallic grey back.
"I am sorry Ms. Go for having ignored you presence and I am not a happy land tinker toy, however if you want to know where they are, go ask the Servbot's… they however are not made by master Darkon Shadows…." Shego had already started to roll her eyes when He was suddenly cut off.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME MASTER OR LORD OR ANYTHING SUGGESTING I OWN YOU GUYS AND ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME SOUND ARROGANT IN ANY WAY, SHEESH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ROBOTS!" This loud shout from another room came from presumably Darkon.
"I am sorry, but he doesn't seem to like me all that much because I like being formal and he is my creator, now where was I… oh yes… the Servbot's are from a different organization that hires them out as tiny thieves and they work quite well, they know the location of the killer tinker toy robots if you wanted to know and they have good scouting abilities and people skills here's their card if you ever need help with a thieving job." Before Shego could say anything about Darkon or make another sarcastic remark about needing help from something called a Servbot, she had a card shoved into her hand with an odd picture of a robot that looked like a lego man.
"Why did you give me this, it's not like I'll need to ever use it since I'm the best thief there is, I'm almost wanted in every country." Shego said hotly while glaring at the poor robot in front of her wishing she had her plasma fire at this moment.
"We here tend to send business their way on a non profit venture and they can do legal things like being a Lawyer as well as build almost anything you might need in vehicles, equipment and weapons, I will go into explanation of your powers if you wish me to right now, however I feel at this moment you are threatening to dismantle me." The Eyeder known as Blodgeet had a reason to fear Shego the way she was glaring at him.
"You aren't all to smart for a defense system are you?" Shego said with a smirk and her anger was being silenced by her need to be in charge right now.
Meanwhile Kim had fell from the ceiling and Larry started talking about all the episodes from whichever series involved a cloning of a character that was evil and then the good character made a clone of himself that was good and they killed each other, Kim was creating more clones to help take the mental pain for her, but it was nowhere near enough as she already had fifty clones taking the verbal assault on her mind and she very well couldn't hurt Larry no matter how much she disliked him.
"Your powers are as follows, you have the ability to create a clone out of elements in your general surrounding area, like water or metal and the clone will be of that consistency while still managing to look like you and will be mentally linked to you do if they are mentally hurt so are you, creating a clone made of metal will be like if you were made of metal and will have the strength of moving metal, if it was made of water then it would have little strength but it could slip through walls and do other stuff and you can see through their eyes with any given focus, need I continue this lecture as you are getting bored?" Blodgeet noticed Shego who started losing interest, perked up and looked in shock that the robot didn't seem to have that need to drone on about stuff like a certain blue scientist and actually asked her if she was bored.
"That's all I needed to know… If I was to ask you if you could help me in testing my powers could you say no in any form by dodging the fact that I asked?" Shego looked at Blodgeet who started to feel something on the edge of his processor, like an upcoming danger alarm about to sound off.
"I have no idea what you are talking about; I would never dodge your request… however I have been informed by Darkon on this matter and he has left this message to you personally that you may and can use me in testing exercises, however there is a warning here that says that if I'm damaged in any way you'll owe him money." He looked at Shego as she let out a laugh and advanced on him.
"How does he plan to get me to pay, I could just destroy you and then this entire base, so what could he possibly do to stop me from escaping." Shego honestly thought Darkon couldn't do anything to stop her since he didn't seem to be evil at all even though he was holding them prisoners.
"This says if you made an idle threat I should hand you this envelope as a reason not to consider that course of action." He slowly handed any envelope to Shego who took it and opened it up to see what might be inside and took out a piece of paper, after giving it a once over she shuddered violently and stuffed it quickly back into the envelope and tucked it into her suit.
"….. He wins, but I still get to test my powers on you." Shego had an odd look etched into her face that said she wasn't about to try that previous plan out in any form or shape, she had suddenly looked partially defeated, but not entirely.
"As you wish Ms. Go, may I ask what you want to use to create a clone of yourself? Maybe some hardened cement? I should also warn you it won't work on living things and things that have electrical currents running through them." Shego just nodded silently looking as Blodgeet as he took out a remote and clicked it summoning a large wall of cement coming up out of the floor, Shego focused on the wall and slowly the cement shifted and change color till it looked exactly like her.
"Now that's probably a keeper in the art world." Shego said with a smirk, admiring her self statue as it admired her back at the same time, then she moved it around with her thoughts making it walk around just like she would except it's foot steps sounded inhuman and heavy.
"Yes Ms. Shego that is a literal walking brick wall, which has the consistency of a brick wall." The robot got a rude wake up call when Shego made her cement clone walk over to him, then it punched him straight through the solid metal wall of the room into the corridor on the other side.
Kim was still creating clones and no matter how many she made the mental agony of having to listen to her cousin Larry couldn't be stopped, however her clones were taking a huge amount of the mental pain and it was still coming; not only that, her clones were exploding themselves out of existence with whatever they could find to do so.
Ron was lost somewhere trying to find his two clones and maybe, just maybe stop the evil one from taking over Bueno Nacho; however he secretly wanted to own Bueno Nacho and his own restaurant in the future.
Shego tested her powers quite a few things she could get in the room, like the air itself focusing into a sold Shego clone that could explode into a vicious whirlwind from all the compressed air and then created a clone made of fire that could burn things on touch.
Sir was busy taking care of Darkon who suddenly contracted a large case of twitchiness in his eye, he subsequently was killed by a flying alien manta ray that sucks the air or gases out of other beings.
This left the lone Eyeder known as Blodgeet to slowly crawl back into the room on his stomach as his legs seemed to have stopped working and he had a gaping hole in his chest cavity area of his upper torso.
"I would like to apologize to anyone who reads this and of course no one does read this, but I feel that I might have mistakenly called Shego fat, therefore I would like to end this chapter as per customary ruled." He stopped and before he could say anything else Larry walked over.
"This is so like the time that…" Larry started, causing the Eyeder's four legs to start twitching, Kim had managed to knock herself out and now he had a new target.
"Please End Chapter... quickly."