Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible.
Today's Subject: Ending a fan fiction.
"Well I'm done and all out of idea's, however here are the few idea's we didn't do and why." Darkon took out the remote seen throughout this fan fiction.
Subject: Electricity Powers.
Why we didn't do it? Apparently Motor Ed would have used us as living batteries and I don't like the idea of being stuck inside a car, then there was issues of hair frizzing and Ron blowing up Sir after sneezing a lightning bolt out his nose, it's a good thing he didn't cover his mouth either, these powers also had a funny reaction with water sometimes they stopped working and other times the water became super charged and would stay electrically charged for weeks on end able to power a TV with satellite cable for a month without wasting power and that was the good news.
Subject: Super Speed Powers.
Ron slamming almost into everything every time he took a step, Kim refused to use her powers saying something about being stuck with the world in slow motion with Rufus for a week and Shego had robbed every country with her super speed and then after having proved taking all of it she goes and put it back and stated that it was too easy and that she would rather wait for Kim to show up so it became a challenge, not much of a chapter and it happened to fast for it to be even written well enough in context.
Subject: Telekinetic/Flying/Air Control Powers.
Air control as is putting pressuring the very air to move stuff instead of with the mind, which is how someone with weather powers can fly but loss of air control can cause violent vacuum blades and we know how Sir is with projectiles and if they curved into someone to get at him…. Boom… tragic victims of random power abuse, Telekinesis if ever given to Ron Stoppable we'd be dooming the world with his lack of concentration and Shego already fly's a jet and having self powered super flight isn't as cool as you think when you can only go like twenty miles an hour or your body will get whiplash when you try to make a sudden stop in mid air from moving at high speeds, in short it would have taken those three weeks to recover from these powers.
Subject: Shape Shifting Power.
This is a whole bag of tricks if your shape shifting includes copying the abilities and powers of those you change into or we could have Shego taking over Kim's life and possibly forcing her to shape shift into Shego, so it's a safe assumption that Shape Shifting is definitely not a good power to test especially with high confusion rates.
Subject: Immortality.
Sir Dies Allot, nuff said here.
Subject: Antimatter, Plant and Bone Powers
My weaknesses, Antimatter destroys my dark matter, wood usually leaves splinters in my eye and creating or firing sharp bones in my general direction would be more painful sense I'm one large cluster of nerves.
"Well guy's we had a good run and the my Eyeder's finally almost managed to fix everything you guy's destroyed and I'm sorry to see you go, oh and Ron you can't take the Bueno Nacho bar with you." The four legged, two armed robots with lower rectangular bodies and upper humanoid torsos were working in the back ground on several gaping holes in the wall that looked to be the shape of Ron Stoppable body except bigger because of the force of which they were busted, Darkon just sighed wondering if his base would ever go back to normal.
"WHAT! Come on, why not! It's not like you can even eat taco's considering you have a hot sauce problem and you're a large eyeball you don't necessarily have a mouth to enjoy them." Darkon turned his eye away with an angry defeated look and Ron just gave himself a smile knowing he won that round.
"But I own it Ron, you'd have to come back here everyday to just use it and I'm an evil monster, would you seriously want to be associated with me?" Ron gave Darkon a thoughtful look for a minute when Kim came over and thwacked him over the head with a newspaper called 'The Evil Times: for heroes edition' and scowled at him angrily before raising it to whack him again as he got another thoughtful look.
"BAD RON! No Bueno Nacho for a week for even considering that offer." Ron whimpered a bit after taking a few more thwacks to the head and crawled behind Shego for protection only to get shoved back to Kim, who glared at him.
"Sorry Buffoon but I don't fight your battles, so… Darkon let's talk job applications." Shego led Darkon away from Ron who was being dragged out of the base and back into the world where Kim would explain what's she has been doing away from home and school for so long.
"I really don't see you working for me, besides if I know Drakken and I do sort of in a similar eerie idea guy kind of way, that he is totally helpless and if he really wanted to rule the world he would ask you since you sent yourself a tape from the future that you took over and subsequently lost." With a mild gasp Shego looked at Darkon with a bit of understanding.
"Okay how did you know I have that tape from the future? It's really embarrassing and I did not need to know I had Kim Possible under my control in that way, it was creepy." Shego looked a bit apprehensive about it.
"Well for one thing, I cause a lot of spatial anomalies every time I break the laws of physics and I can only break those physics when I'm not being evil and I just happen to see the fact that before Ron so blatantly destroyed the Time Monkey you sent a video to yourself should anything ever happen to it and fixed the time stream, anyhow I don't actually see myself as your employer, however I basically gave you free paid vacation so that's enough right? You can always come back if you need to relax; I rent out rooms to heroes and villains alike." Shego blinked when he said heroes and villains alike.
"What do you mean you rent out rooms? Who would want to live on this base with you and not be your… 'supporter'… with all these perks?" Suddenly two figures walked into the room, looking around and they saw Darkon one came up to him.
"Hey Darkon, we need a place to relax and if you aren't to busy…. plus I've heard that there was this secret place that served some really good carrot and cheese cake…." The figure was four feet tall and blue and next to him was a five feet tall red figure with a glare grabbed the first one and dragged him off to the side and sat down with him to watch Darkon finish his conversation.
"So uhh… those wouldn't happen to be…." Shego started.
"Yep and from one of my other fan fictions that I'm contracted to finish soon, they always come around and hang out when they need a place to stay, just watch the red one she could kick your ass from here to the previous week." Darkon then just, gave Shego a card and formed an arm and hand and motioned for her to call when ever she needs a vacation spot.
"Okay I guess this is it, I'm going to leave Drakken in prison to stew for a while before I decide on my next course of action…. can you get me a fight with her." Shego was motioning to the red figure in who had her arms crossed and was juggling a pair of glass spheres in the background.
"Sure, but you probably wouldn't win, oh and her friend happens to be smarter then he looks, he has the answer to almost everything that happens on this planet next to Sir who has existed longer then that, you might be able to get doctor Drakken to agree to kidnapping him and she hates it when her punching bag is gone for more then twenty four hours." Shego just walked outside the doors of the base and onto the sidewalk where Kim and Ron were still waiting and they were both looking to her.
"So want to hang out before we go back to beating each other senseless?" Ron said with an awkward look on his face.
"Sure, I guess…. being trapped with you guys must be making me incredibly stupid and Princess we still haven't settled the last fight we had before we were stuck with Darkon… video games?" They just all walk off leaving Sir standing there with a mild look of amusement on his face.
"Sure Shego, but you know you'll never beat this team." Kim said motioning to Ron who she wrapped her arm around, Rufus was standing on Ron's head, they walked off.
"Yeah well, you can't stuff people in the same room for to long or they start to understand each other to much, anyway we're going to start planning to take those embarrassment ninjas out of business by annoying them by stuffing everything they own with…" Sir was halted when Darkon put hand on his mouth.
"Hold that thought Sir and go grab a cheese grater, a mini particle accelerator and a frozen chicken." Sir didn't question Darkon and went to get just those things.
"My new annoying weapon will be quite interesting, now if only to find a person who wouldn't mind attaching a frozen chicken to a missile or would be willing to yangsmhegy the cheese cake." People really can't tell where his mind is at sometime, but that's just me.
"You called Darkon?" An Eyeder said out of the blue working on some loose wiring.
"No not you Yongsmhegy Torilillious Populousinine, I said yangsmhegy." The Eyeder shrugged and turned back to its business of rewiring the bases systems.
"Darkon I got the items you wanted and I figure you'd want this 'Encyclopedia to doing things you'd never think to do with several random objects' because it seems like a good read at the time and it's labeled for insaneologist's only.
"Okay we attack Middleton at night and Bonnie Rockwaller will pay for calling me an ugly freak of nature; which I am not, since I'm just a floating eyeball creature that shouldn't exist in the first place with dark power to annoy people to no end." Darkon just looked around thinking about how to extend this chapter until it reaches the point it can end.
"Well I got your revenge on Rockwaller scheduled, the embarrassment ninja takedown, and messing with Jack hench's equipment, do you want me to schedule in a false evil take over the world plot so Kim can come by and thwart you or do you want your usual hero to show up and play video games that night since he already knows you never go through with it anyway and always have several hundred ways to stop your own plan outlined on that wall over there." Sir, who was checking off the list, was looking at his cleaning schedule for the next month, then pointed to the wall of ways to stop any plan Darkon currently had that might actually be evil enough to work.
"Drag in Team Go, Shego and maybe Global Justice and then we turn it into a party with my favorite usually overly complicated exotic death traps that'll never work with the pointlessly slow mechanisms that take ages to get anywhere and five ways to escape without injury, but causes major shenanigans to just escape and make sure you use a bit of curdled milk this time." Sir was writing everything down then gave Darkon thumbs up.
"Oh and those two are back apparently they need another week in privacy so get them a room Sir, well that's it… End Story."
This has inaccurately been: The Kim, Shego and Ron way to using super powers.