Pegasus was being harrassed by all the good looking women who wanted to bang the hell out of him! And he wasn't feeling into women today, he just saw this really hot guy wearing a black suit. He had a curtian of jet black hair and glittering black hair and a hooked nose that made Pegasus all hot and bothered!
"BRITTANY! MAKE THESE FEMALES LEAVE ME ALONE!" He cried as he hid behind her.
"Get away from him," Brittany said and made a mean looking face.
Pegasus chucled and nodded and made an animal sound.
"Yeah, get away from me!" He yelled and shook his fist.
Pegasus wanted to go orgasm in the bathroom!
"Let's go find Christina!" He said and tottled away to Christina's and Brittany's room. Brittany laughed and made to follow him. But as she was walking away she glanced at the black haired hooked nosed man and her mouth dropped open! It was her old teacher, Professer Severus Snape!
"Hey, I know that guy. He used to beat me up as a small child. And then constantly forgot about me, and when I confronted him about it he said, Oh I'm just reflecting!" Brittany said, then laughed, but remembered it fully then gritted her teeth.
He just stared at her, rasing his eyebrows.
"I never beat you," He muttered and walked away.
"Yes he did. When I tried to feed him rice crispy treats. He was so mean," Brittany said and laughed hysterically.
Then she went to follow Pegasus. In their room she found him. Staring at the empty bed that belonged to Christina.
"Where is she?" He muttered to himself and looked under the bed.
"Who knows? She could also be dead," Brittany said and shrugged and patted him on the head.
"Damn I meant to marry her," He mumbled and snapped his fingers.
"Idiot. She's probably not dead. YOU FOOL!" She yelled and pulled him up.
"Yeah boy! Let's go find her, she's probably at the bar," He said.
"Or in a closet. Or dead. We may never know, It could be one of the unsolved mysteries," Brittany said and looked puzzled.
Christina just then walked in, with a blonde man. The blonde man she met on the upper deck. He was walking around aimlessly, like how Christina, Brittany, and Pegasus did in Target that one time when they had to wait 2 hours for the premier of Pirates of The Caribbean 2. But really he was invited by Christina back to the room. We may never know why. Actually she invited him back because she owed him money. Yes.
Brittany stared at him and smiled and batted her eyelashes.
"Hellooo Mr. Malfoy! Fancy meeting you here!" She declared and laughed hysterically
Severus Snape came and he and Pegasus made sweet love.
No they did not.
Oh Sevvi, you are retarted!
Sevie and Peggy made animal noises in the backroom. It was magical and steamy and when they came out of the room, everyone was very very happy.
Severus sat down in the middle of the floor and looked at them all.
"So after me and Potter had our session of savage man love, we sat on the floor in the kitchen, eating spoonfuls of chocolate frosting and giggling like school girls." Severus said.
"That's great. Did you forget about me again? Did you?" Brittany asked and narrowed her eyes.
"Shut up," He said and started rolling around and pretending he was a caterpilliar!
Draco Malfoy wants to kill SEverus! Draco wants to go jack Pegasus off in the bathroom!!!! I LOVE HIM!
No she does not eat woolen socks for breakfast, goddd!
"Oh...oh dear. I love Han Solo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER AND EVER!" Christina screamed and giggled.
None of this actually happened. This is a fake chapter. If you are reading this you are on crack and you have been fooled. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Luke I am your father. Yes. Proceed to the REAL chapter two. The real chapter two will in fact be chapter three. Oh isn't that fucked up.69 Yella yella yela. Me and pegasusu do it doggy style. You know what i'm saying you sick bitches. Don't read what i'm writing you perverts. You just think i'm going to write about sex don't you? Don't you? Fuckers. I HAVE SOME ARTISTIC AND CREATIVE ABILITY! Thank you. Have a nice day. No more star wars references. Nope.