A/N: I'm officially out of inspiration for my other fic so unless someone has a fabulous idea or a bunch of reviews come in I doubt I'll finish it. I think it's a bit too serious so this one's gonna be half humor.

Hiei: Say it

SIM: I don't want to

Kurama: You have to

SIM: No I Don't

Hiei: Yes you do

Kurama: Will it kill you to say you don't own anything?

SIM: Maybe

Hiei: JUST SAY IT!

SIM: Fine but I warn you, if anything bad happens I'll haunt you for ever

Hiei: hn

SIM: IOWNNOTHING

Just then, evil demon snowmen burst through the door and took over the world

SIM: JK JK ON WITH THE FIC

"This is getting really old. You'd think he'd be on time every once in a while." Ayaka muttered to herself. She was in Koenma's office, sitting on his desk because he said it was a matter of great importance. 'Matter of great importance' he says. Yeah right.

"Shut-up Urameshi! I woulda taken him 2 out of 3! He cheated!" shouted a voice from the other side of the huge door that led out of Koenma's office.

"Excuses Excuses. Just admit he was better than you." said a very smug voice coming from the same place as the first.

"Shut-it bakas. We've listened to your voices all the way back. Give it a rest!" this voice was very annoyed. The doors creaked open and as they did, the image of five boys around the age of eighteen or nineteen came into the room, including a certain red haired, green eyed fox whom she really didn't need to see right now.

Crap Ayaka mentally cursed as she fell backwards behind the desk.

"Hey, someone's in here." said one of the boys. He wore a blue jumpsuit and he had curly orange hair, and, Ayaka concluded, he looked very dumb.

"Where?" asked a second boy with a green jumpsuit, brown eyes, and slicked back black hair.

"Behind the desk." The first replied. He and the one in green approached the desk cautiously, followed by the redhead and a demon with crimson eyes, spiky black hair, and a black cloak.

Damnit! They're gonna see me! Ayaka screamed in her head as the four made another cautious step forward. They began around the sides of the desk and Ayaka scooted a little farther under the desk. This is my chance! On three I dart. 1-2-3- go! Ayaka burst from under the desk as fast as she could. She was almost there when… she ran straight into a closed door.

"Ow! Who closed the door!?" she muttered when she recovered from the shock.

"That would be me. Do you mind turning around so we can see your face?" Koenma said sarcastically.

I forgot Koenma was here. He's owes me big time! Ayaka thought as she stole a quick glance at the young prince who was currently in his teenage form.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not, thank you." She said softly.

"Why is it you don't want us to see your face? Who are you?" inquired Kurama from behind her.

"That's for me to know and you to find out." She replied.

"I had to listen to the Baka and detective bicker all the way back here and now this? Koenma, can we just kill her and get it over with?" Hiei remarked rather irritated.

"One, I doubt you could and two, I haven't done anything that would require you to kill me, Hiei so you can put that really sharp sword away cuz I'd rather not die again." Ayaka remarked mockingly.

"You wanna bet?" he said holding up his katana, "let's fight and see."

"Well, that would require me turning around and I don't want to do that so you win by default. By the way, I ran into Yukina and she was looking for you, just thought you'd want to know."

"How do you know about that?" asked Hiei now becoming defensive. This caused Kurama to burst out laughing which earned him a few odd stares from the other members of team Urameshi. He ignored them and walked a few steps toward Ayaka, grabbed her shoulder, and turned her around.

"I knew I recognized your voice." He said with a smirk as he pushed her against the doors. He lifted her chin up with a finger and gently kissed her.

"Okay. I'm officially lost." Exclaimed Yusuke.

"Join the club Urameshi." Kuwabara whispered in response.

As Kurama pulled back, he smiled at a now blushing Ayaka. Wow, I forgot how good of a kisser he is…

"Aya, why didn't you want me to see you?" he asked in a whisper.

"You mean aside from the fact that I knew this would happen, and now I don't get to yell at you?" she replied smiling back.

"Somehow I doubt that was the reason." His face grew serious and a look of concern crossed his eyes.

"Okay lovebirds! Care to share with the rest of the class?" yelled Yusuke. Kurama looked back at the four questioning faces in the room and he sweatdropped at the glares pointed in his general direction.

"Uhhh… it's a long story…" he stammered now thoroughly embarrassed.

"Well give us the readers digest version. I've got time." Yusuke retorted.

"It's ok. I'll explain." Ayaka chimed in.

"You see, I've known Kurama for oh, say 1500 years. Since he was Yoko Kurama. I used to be a demon and I'm assuming you know how Kurama became human and basically it's the same thing. We met back up right after the dark tournament because I saw when he fought Ura Urashima and Karasu he turned into Yoko and tracked him down. About a year ago I got caught up on assignment in the Makai and couldn't get back. I just got back and I was gonna find Kurama again, but Koenma called me hear with 'a matter of great importance' and didn't show up. I wasn't exactly planning on seeing Kurama here so I panicked and tried to get away, but binky breath over here closed the door. So I'm assuming you're Yusuke Urameshi right? King Enma took the bounty off your head I see." She explained.

"Yeah, he did. But, your explanation doesn't cover how you know Hiei." Yusuke pointed out.

"Oh, well, me and him go way back. Hikari's like my sister after all." She replied matter of factly.

"Uh, who's Hikari?" asked Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Koenma simultaneously.

"Oh, you don't know about her? She's Hiei's g-" she was cut off by Hiei impaling her with a very icy death glare. "One more word and you die."

"Uhh… then I guess I shouldn't mention that Shihira and her'll be here in 3-2-1" Right on queue, the doors swung open hitting Ayaka in the back and causing her to fall forward into Kurama, knocking him to the floor, her on top.

"Hi guys!" Shihira exclaimed walking into the silent room, "Hey, what are you two doing on the floor? Am I interrupting something? Kurama?! I didn't know you two met up again. Cangrats!"

"Damn, every time that girl opens her mouth I get a headache." complained Hiei who was currently massaging his temples trying to black out the Shihira's non-stop chatter.

"That's not a very nice thing to say Hiei-kun. She is my friend you know." said a rather short girl with blue streaked black hair hanging loosely around her waist. She had icy blue eyes and was wearing a black tank top, black capris, and black hoops in her ears. This stood out compared to Shihira's blonde hair, brown eyes, pink T-shirt, and jean shorts.

"Kun? What does she mean kun?" asked Kuwabara.

"Hikari is Hiei's girlfriend you baka. That's why she calls him kun." replied Shihira in a matter of fact voice. At this Hiei began to twitch. He knew the baka wouldn't ever let him forget this. "By the way, Yukina's really worried. Why won't you tell her you're her b-" five pairs of hands came crashing down over her mouth. Luckily, Kuwabara's far too dense to suspect anything. Hiei just stood there, twitching silently.

"I've had way too much excitement for one day, I'm going home." stated a very sleepy eyed Yusuke who was currently dragging his feet to the door.

"Hold on. I want you to meet the team you'll be working with for your next mission." Koenma said as Yusuke neared the door.

"WHAT!!! Next mission?! You know, when someone gets fired, they generally assume they don't have to keep working." Yusuke exclaimed indignantly.

"I apologize for the inconvenience, Yusuke, but the world is at steak here. We don't have very many spirit detectives anymore, not to mention you're still the best we've got." Koenma yelled back, "we could always put the bounty back on your head you know."

"Ah, whatever. Just get on with it."

"We still have to wait for Hideki." Hikari pointed out.

"No need. We're here." A voice came from behind Ayaka. Ayaka screamed and fell down anime style.

"I really wish you wouldn't do that Hideki. You nearly gave me a heart attack!" she complained from her spot on the floor.

"Sorry, I couldn't help myself." He replied helping her up. A girl emerged from behind him laughing her head off.

"Long time-no-see Aya!" she remarked.

"Ami! I didn't know you were coming!" Ayaka exclaimed hugging the girl to death.

"Uh…Aya? CHOKING! NOT BREATHING!" she exclaimed in a raspy voice.

"Huh? Oh, sorry. I missed you! Last time I checked you were in America!" Ayaka apologized.

"Well, I'm back for good now. My term's up!" Ami exclaimed with a chipper smile.

"Anyway, since the two of you have decided to grace us with your presence, we'll begin." Koenma interrupted the estrogen fest before they totally forgot why they were there in the first place. "For this mission, you'll be staying in a safe house in Ningenkai. There you'll be searching for a demon who takes on human form. He's extremely hard to track down."

"With all due respect sir, why do you need all of us? Can't one group track down a demon?" questioned Ami suspiciously.

"The tracking down part isn't the problem. It's defeating him once you've found him. He's S class at least. Without the Kakai barrier, he got out undetected for some time, until he eventually showed up on our radar. He's wanted in all three worlds." Koenma explained.

"So cold class killer or is he just a thief?" asked Hikari.

"I'd say both. He stole an artifact from a palace in the Makai. It's very powerful although I don't really know what it does…"

"That's helpful diaper-butt. How are we supposed to beat it if we don't know what it does?" exclaimed Yusuke.

"That's why all of you are needed!" Koenma retorted.

"Whatever. Can I at least stop by home and tell Keiko I have to go on another mission?" inquired Yusuke now very irritated.

"No need. Keiko, Yukina, Botan, Shizuru, and Genkai are already at the safe house." Koenma replied with a smirk.

"What?! Why are they going?" asked Yusuke.

"Because they need to be protected while this demon is out there. Atsuko is on her way there now and thanks to Kurama's human name Shiori's safe but this demon would undoubtedly attack the others to get leverage over you so they need to be protected. Now, on to other things. The house you'll be staying in is quite secluded. It has sixteen rooms. Each of you will be getting your own room. This house may be used in the future for you as a safe house or just a summer house. In any event, you can decorate the rooms as you please. The house is yours." Koenma finished his explanation and walked to his desk. "Oh, and your things are already there so you don't have to go home. I'll be coming later to help you any way I can. Good luck."

With that, giant portal opened directly under the group of teenagers currently standing in the middle of the room. Screams were heard as they fell through the portal and then it closed all together leaving no trace that the gaping hole was ever there.

"I sure hope everything works out…" sighed Koenma as he fell back in his seat.

I know the first chapter isn't really too funny, but all of them stuck in a house for kami knows how long? This is gonna rock if I do say so myself. If you have any ideas as to what they should do in the plot then tell me cuz I don't have a set in stone idea of what to do and the only way I can make this funny is if people give me ideas. My brain thinks drama but humor's much more fun to write, right? So R&R if you like it.