SIM: New chapter!!! Uh-huh, I am awesome!
Hiei: No, you really aren't…
SIM: Shut it buddy before I write you in as a giant duck!!!
Everybody: -sweatdrops-
Hiei: Where do you get these things?
SIM: I hang out with Shihira and Ami too much…
Shihira and Ami: Hey!
SIM: Anyways, I think I'll let Yusuke do the honors.
Yusuke: Oh joy… -sigh- The crazy lady does not own Yu yu Hakusho or any related characters and/or themes. She does own Aya, Ami, Hikari, Shihira, and Hideki, so don't use them without permission or she'll… sick rabid chipmunks on you? Honestly, where the heck do you get these things?
SIM: Uhhh, I dunno. My mind's just cool like that… On with the chapter!!!
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Hikari was walking down the hall towards her room when a thought dawned upon her… she was really hungry. Honestly, it was around eleven in the morning and she still hadn't had anything to eat. That was a new record for her. She abruptly turned around to walk the other way, but she was so lost in thought that she didn't even notice the certain fire apparition standing behind her. Therefore, she walked right into him. She was so surprised that she actually fell backwards and land on her butt earning her an amused smirk from Hiei, who now hovered over her.
"Wow, you must have been really lost in thought to not sense my energy." He said, smirking even more. Hikari just glared at him indignantly. "What were you thinking about anyway?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe about a certain shorty who's walking on really thin ice." She replied icily.
"Is that a fact?" he replied.
"Yes that is indeed a fact." She said smirking and awkwardly getting back up. Hiei made a thoughtful face before roughly grasping Hikari's wrist and pushing her up against the wall. The both smirked for a moment before his lips claimed hers in a quite passionate kiss. After about a minute they both drew back for some much needed air. Just as he was about to kiss her again… her stomach growled. In fact, it growled so loudly that even Hiei could hear it.
"Have you eaten anything today?" he asked her with a quizzical look.
Hikari blushed at first before answering, "Well, not exactly, no."
"So that's why you were acting so pissy." He said earning him a rough punch in the arm.
"What exactly are you trying to say?"
"-sigh- Nothing nothing. Let's just get some food in you before you blow up the entire house." Hikari glared at him for a moment before trudging off down the stairs.
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Voices could be heard coming from the kitchen before the pair could even get halfway down the stairs.
"GET BACK HERE URAMESHI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING AWAY! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'D RATHER NOT DIE A THIRD TIME!"
Upon entering the kitchen, Hiei and Hikari were met with a most amusing site. Aya was currently chasing Yusuke around with a frying pan while Kuwabara, Ami, Hideki, and Shihira just pointed and laughed. Hikari walked up to Kurama, who was currently standing off to the side, no doubt looking for an opportunity to calm Aya down and keep her from over exerting herself.
"What, exactly, did Yusuke do this time?" she asked in a whisper.
"Yusuke insulted her cooking." He answered, straight and to the point. Aya suddenly stopped and looked over to where Hikari was, noticing for the first time the two new people in the kitchen. She immediately bounced over to the unsuspecting girl and gave her a huge hug.
"Hikari-chan!!! I made breakfast for everybody! Sit down and eat some! I made pancakes, waffles, French toast, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, and biscuits!" she said with a goofy, child-like smile, still, I might add, bouncing. As soon as she finished, everybody facefaulted. Hikari just stood there twitching.
Holy Hera! How can she be so perky all of a sudden? Wait, scratch that, how can she be perky at all? She thought. Then it dawned upon her. Stupid pregnant lady mood swings.
Unfortunately, Aya took her silence the wrong way. She immediately started sobbing. "Waaaaah! Hikari-chan doesn't wanna eat the food I worked so hard to make! First Yusuke and now her!" At this, Hikari started to panic.
"No, no Aya-chan, that's not it! I was just… uh… marveling at all wonderful breakfast you made! Yeah, that's it! In fact, I'll have some right now!" she said.
"-sniff- Really?"
"Of course!" she answered.
"Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Hikari-chan is so much cooler than Yusuke, the big butt! She's gonna eat my foood! She's gonna eat my foood!" Aya exclaimed, doing her own little happy dance, causing everyone to sweatdrop.
Eventually, everyone sat down at the table (including all the girls, Jin and them, and a reluctant Yusuke) to eat the breakfast Aya had made. (Why they're eating breakfast at almost noon, don't ask me.) Aya watched excitedly as each member of the gang took a bite.
"So? Do you like it? Does it taste good?" Aya asked as soon as everyone had swallowed.
"This is really good, Aya-chan!" Yukina said cheerily. Everyone else muttered their compliments quickly before going back to eating their breakfast, which was actually very good.
"Hmm, I don't get it. The pancake I had before didn't taste anything like this!" Yusuke said in utter confusion.
"Actually I think the one you ate was from the stack that Ami made. She's the only person alive I know that can burn ramen." Aya replied thoughtfully.
"Hey! That was only once!... or twice… or maybe six times… but that's not the point!" Aya exclaimed indignantly.
"Sure sure, whatever you say." Hikari said teasingly.
"I don't know what you guys are talking about. Ami's pancakes taste just fine to me!" Hideki said from his spot. In front of him was a stack of oddly shaped and slightly toxic looking pancakes. (JK Ami. You know we love you). Everybody groaned and turned back to their breakfast.
"Yeah, Ami may be a bad cook, but nothing compares to that time Shihira made waffles…" Hikari reminisced with a thoughtful expression.
"Dare I ask the impending question… what happened?" Yusuke said.
"Well it's actually a funny story…"
Shihira watched her TV with child-like wonder, her face only about six inches from the screen. The unmistakably high and squeaky voice of Gir sounded from the black box. Yes she was indeed watching Invader Zim. (Surprise surprise. BTW does it look like I'd even want to own a show like that???) All of a sudden she got a really sinister look on her face. She turned off the TV and sprinted downstairs to the kitchen.
ONE HOUR LATER
"Guys! Get down here!!!" Shihira yelled as loud as possible (which is pretty loud).
"This just in, all dogs in a five mile radius just went deaf." Hideki groaned sarcastically as he, followed by Aya, Ami, and Hikari, trudged into the kitchen.
"What do you want, Shihira? You're depriving me of my sleep." Aya said as she glared daggers at the all too perky girl.
"I MADE WAFFLES!!!" Shihira exclaimed enthusiastically. The four exchanged wary looks. "Please eat them guys. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." On that note, everyone grabbed a plate of waffles and sat down. Wearily, they all took a bite of the waffles.
"Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'um?" Hideki asked.
"There's waffle in 'um! And soap. Lots and lots of soap." Shihira said smiling wickedly. The four exchanged glances before darting to the nearest place to hurl, whether it be an unsuspecting toilet, sink, or trash can. Shihira just looked around confused for a bit before shrugging and downing an entire stack of waffles.
Everyone just sort of sat there twitching for a few seconds before Yusuke whispered, "Remind me never to eat anything Shihira makes, okay?"
Well, since we're on that topic, how about we discuss the time that Aya got drunk at that bar and started table danc-"
"Finish that sentence, and there won't be a body for them to find, Shihira." Aya interrupted while flaring malevolently at Shihira. Needless to say, if looks could kill, Shihira would be six feet under.
"Wait a sec, I want to hear the rest of this." Kurama said.
"-insert nervous laughter- ehehehe, no you don't, it's a terribly boring story." Aya said, flailing her arms out in front of her.
"Well, how about that time Shihira drove Santa insane?" Ami suggested.
"You guys just love picking on me, don't you."
"Just call it karma. Anyway, it was a long time ago…"
Shihira, Ami, Aya, Hikari, and Hideki walked through the mall. They looked as though they were only seven. The mall was decorated with poinsettias and Christmas wreaths. The big man himself sat in his chair and asked an innocent kid what he/she wanted for Christmas. The kid versions of our little group waited in line for their turn. Shihira got up and went to sit on Santa's lap.
"So what do you want for Christmas little boy/girl?" Santa asked.
"I wants me a pair of claws and I wants me two balls of glue to be my friend and I wants me a…
FIVE HOURS LATER
"…and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese."
"Ah, that's enough! Get this kid away from meeeee!!!!"
-insert more twitching-
"Ah, good times." Shihira said with a dreamy look on her face.
"Yeah, you've got issues." Kuwabara said with a plain disturbed look on his face.
"Please tell me you're not just noticing this." Hikari said with a surprised look.
"No not really. I'm just stating the obvious." Hikari heaved a sigh of relief.
"Well, I think I've had enough of this stroll down memory lane." Aya said as she got up.
"How about we play a game?" Ami offered.
"What kind of game?" Hikari asked skeptically.
"How about, I've never!" She exclaimed.
"How do you play that?" Yusuke asked.
"Basically, you get a glass of wine or something and take turns saying things you've never done. If someone in the circle has done it, they have to take a sip of their drink. At the end of the game, the person who has the most left wins." Kuwabara explained.
"That sounds fun." Keiko said.
"Okay, I'll get the glasses and stuff." Ami said enthusiastically.
About ten minutes later everyone (minus Koenma, Genkai, and Atsuko) was sitting in a circle with their glasses in hand, ready to start the game. Aya was so excited she was practically bouncing. Kurama came and sat down next to her and cleared his throat. She turned to him and he quickly exchanged her glass of wine with a glass of soda.
"Hey! That's not fair!" Aya whined.
"Alcohol isn't good for the baby." He replied logically.
"Don't be sad. I have to drink soda, too" Rinku said.
"-sigh- I guess you're right." She muttered before folding her arms across her chest and pouting.
"That's a good girl." He said and gave her a small peck on the side of her head.
"Who wants to go first?" Hikari asked.
"Well, since Ami suggested it, how about we start with her and go clockwise?" Kurama offered.
"Woo hoo!!! Okay, I've never… Driven a person insane… literally." She said. Shihira happily took a sip of her drink.
"Okay, my turn." Kuwabara started, "I've never… shouted hot and gotten my soul taken." He said which earned him a glare from Hiei, who reluctantly took a sip.
"Ummm, I guess it's my turn. I've never kissed somebody." Yukina said shyly. Hikari, Hiei, Ami, Hideki, Aya, Kurama, Keiko, and Yusuke took a sip.
"I've never been kidnapped." Hiei said smugly. Kuwabara, Yusuke, Keiko, Yukina, and Botan sipped their drinks.
"I've never gotten hopelessly addicted to ice cream." Hikari said, poking Hiei. He glared at her before taking a sip.
"I've never died." Shizuru said before taking a drag on her cigarette. Yusuke, Kurama, and Aya all took a sip.
"I've never lost a fight because my opponent had a cute butt." Rinku said. Chuu took a sip with pride.
"I neva gone totally bonkers fo a sheila an chased her all around." Chuu replied. Rinku hung his head and took a sip.
"I've never passed out while standing up." Shishi said. Kurama, Touya, and Jin all took a sip.
"I've never had a fan club." Suzuka said. Shishi took a sip with pride while Kurama coughed and inconspicuously took a sip.
"I neva made a bomb go boom in my face." Jin said. Yusuke took a sip with pride.
"I've never talked so fast that nobody could understand me." Touya said. Jin blushed and took a sip.
"I've never table danced." Shihira said happily. Aya blushed and hid her face. She quickly took a sip of her drink.
"You really have to tell me that story sometime." Kurama said suspiciously.
"Anyway, I've never been part demon." Botan said. Yusuke, Hiei, Hikari, Hideki, Ami, Aya, Kurama, Shihira, Chuu, Rinku, Touya, Jin, Shishi, Suzuka, and Yukina all took a sip.
"I've never tripped over air." Kurama said. Aya reluctantly took a sip.
"I've never been glomped by rabid fangirls." Aya said with an expression that was a mix between resentment and amusement. Kurama took a sip and shuddered.
I've never had a reflection of my inner self that looked like a cute stuffed animal." Keiko said as she poked Yusuke in the side. Yusuke reluctantly took a sip.
"I've never done the naughty." Yusuke said with a smirk. Kurama and Aya nearly choked before blushing and taking a sip of their drinks.
"I've never checked out a certain someone while they weren't looking." Hideki said. Aya blushed to the point where she was beyond tomato red and took a sip that finished off her drink.
"Well, I guess I lose…" she said.
"And the winner is… Suzuka." Ami said.
"Remind me to never play this game with you again." Aya said to everyone in general.
"Well, it is now currently 2:00 in the afternoon." Yusuke said,
"I'm gonna go take a nap." Aya said as she started upstairs. Kurama followed her. (Not like that perverts. They've already done that. –wink wink- JK)
"Oi, Kuwabara! Wanna get your but kicked in Guitar Hero?" Yusuke asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about Urameshi. It's you who is gonna get their butt kicked." He replied. They both ran into the living room.
"Oh I've gotta see this." Shihira said as she raced in after them.
"You guys had better keep it down. That is, unless you want the wrath of a just-woke-up pregnant lady on you." Ami warned.
"I have an idea. How about we finish what we started in the hall this morning?" Hiei whispered to Hikari. She blushed for a second before replying, "I like the way you think."
"I'll go start lunch." Yukina said, hurrying off towards the kitchen.
"Wait Yukina! You don't have to do that! Just relax for a second!" Kuwabara called as he ran after her. Basically, everyone went off to do their own thing.
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SIM: Hehehe That was a fun chapter to write. The beginning was probably the result of me eating a thing of cotton candy that was bigger than my head today, but who cares! Oh, and Shihira, I know the waffles scene wasn't absolutely correct. I don't watch Invader Zim. So sue me.
Shihira: -sticks tongue out-
SIM: Anyways, see y'alls next chapter. Anyone who leaves a review gets rice krispy treats and/or brownies. SEE YA!!!