Prelude
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Sparkster was flying over Zebulos one day when she saw this sign on the ground, it read 'S.O.S.'.
"Looks like somebodies in trouble!" She said, setting her jetpack on high and bounding off towards the ground.
When she landed all she saw was this retarded looking dude in the ugliest armor in history, it was CONAN.
"OHHHH THANK GOODNESS SOMEBODY CAME!!" He yelled out.
"What seems to be your problem today, Conan?" Sparkster said.
"OOOOOHHHH.. IT'S HORRIBLE!! My puppy LAFFY went missing today!!! I looked EVERYWHERE for him but I just can't find him!! PLEASE PLEASE FIND HIM FOR ME!!" Conan whined.
At this point Sparkster was already having delusions of a big blue and brown palace, with a hundred servants, chambers upon chambers of slaves, Conan as the butler and herself as the queen.
"...Soooo.. What do I get if I find your dog?"
"ANYTHING!!! I would give ANYTHING to have my puppy back!!"
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"...ANYthing... ..Conan?" She said.
"Yes!! ANYTHING!!!!"
"Alright, it's a deal, I'll have your puppy returned to you before sundown, you can count on me!" She said.
She blasted off towards a rainbow tower right next to the castle of Zebulos.
Man this great, all I gotta do is find some moron's dog and I got it all! This is so awesome I think I'll bring my attack-squad to help me celebrate! I mean, come ON, how hard can finding some dumb old dog BE? She thought.
Little did Sparkster know that the greatest adventure of her entire life, and probably just about everybody elses lives, was just about to start.