Hello, all. I know I haven't been writing author notes, but I need to for this. Expect Raven to be slightly… odd. Also, you can guess what I do and what I do not own. Use your head, please. And uh… I can't think of anything else, but I wanted to say something else…
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Beast Boy
6/8/05
Raven hasn't woken up again yet. I hope she does soon. She looks really peaceful laying there (except for the scars). I wish I knew what she was thinking. I probably wouldn't be able to understand it, cause she's a lot smarter than me, but I would still like to know what kind of things she thinks about.
Cyborg said that he's going to give her some medications that should wake her up soon. Apparently Robin needs to talk to her about the Slade incident in case it actually did have something to do with her.
Starfire left around midnight. I wish she was back here, it's kinda lonely now. And Robin took those games away. Cyborg's busy playing GameStation downstairs, I think, so I'm stuck here with a sleeping Raven… Wait, why am I complaining? This is actually very enjoyable, seeing her sleeping there. And I'm doing a good job resisting the stupidity impulses, too. Which is good, because I get the feeling that she'd have a random spasm and rip out my liver if I tried anything stupid. And so I am being very, very careful. Dying now would be bad. And painful if it was because of the stupidity impulses.
It's kinda warm in here. I think I'm gonna take a nap for a while…
Raven woke up. She was able to speak better now. She said she wasn't going to be able to stay awake long, so she was going to tell me the important stuff later. Of course she can't stay awake now. Oh well.
Yeah, she was definitely cheerful now, though. But she seemed a little nervous, too. I don't know why. Maybe it has to do with the stuff she needs to tell me… and I'm just now realizing how stupid that last comment was. Of course it's related to that…
Raven
6/8/05
Weirdest.
Night.
Ever.
I'm really glad that nobody could read my thoughts. Because after the dream I had earlier, they'd send me to an assylum.
Okay, so the dream started out fine. I was flying around, patrolling for evil. Except I was randomely in Las Vegas, of all places. So I'm flying and that damn alien dog flies out of nowhere and bites me. Then it laughs and says it has rabies, and runs away. For some reason, I go down to a window and look in. There's a teenaged boy sitting there with a battle axe and sword tucked under the covers of his bed. He is sleeping beneath the mattress, since it was about 2 am. There was randomly a shrine to Jimmy Buffett, Fatburger, and me there… kinda creepy, really…
So anyways, I tap on his window and he looks out like "what the hell?". I open the window and grab him, and next thing I know we're in Neverland. We were up in the clouds. He asked why, and I pointed down to the pirate ship. Captain Hook was down there, and he started to laugh and then shot the cannons at us. Instead of cannonballs, he shot candy, though. And in midair, it turned into chickens with all different types of weapons. Luckily the teen had brought his axe, and we started fighting them for a while. Hook was down there laughing the whole time. I glance down at him, and I see his face slide off and a corset goes flying. Next thing I see is a fat guy with 5 o'clock shadow and an expression like someone just told him he was pregnant on his face. Highly amusing, actually.
He ran away, and when me and the kid try to follow we somehow end up in what looks like a high-school cafeteria. We heard something in the kitchen, so we went in there, and there was another kid and some crazy old woman doing shadow puppets on the wall… I'm sitting there, wondering what the hell is going on, and I hear a crash from above, and a Chinese and a Canadian teen falls through the roof. The Canadian says something like "The raid failed" and the first one says "curses". Next thing I know, a character from one of BB's computer games falls through the ceiling and kills the Asian and the shadow-puppet kid. The old woman hides in the oven (no idea why), and then the character runs. The first teen and the Canadian run out a door, and we're randomely on top of the Globe Theater. Tell me that isn't weird. It doesn't even exist anymore! And, to make it even stranger, we're surrounded by desert, as far as we can see. It wasn't hot or dry, but there was just no plant or animal life to be seen, just dirt.
So they're running through, and a marching band dressed in tuxedos runs up and starts yelling at them for killing the other two kids. Apparently nobody could hear or see me at this point. The kids run, and I follow them. After a second, they find a girl who was a part of the band. They convince her that they're innocent, and then they escape through a fire-escape slide that looks like it was designed by the makers of Sonic the Hedgehog… Or a cartoon animator…
They land in the middle of a huge battle between Penguins and Chickens, and the two dead teens are back alive somehow. One has explosives, the other a sniper rifle. So, they all fight (the Canadian seems to use tape…) and after a while only the humans and a half-dozen or so chickens are alive. They all run into the theater and baricade the door. I had an out-of-body experience and followed them to a dead end. There was a window, and they look out there, then got really pale (which I don't understand, since they were already white…) and I fly back to my body through the halls. It takes about 2 minutes, and the whole time pretty much all I see is TNT and various other explosives. So, I get back to my body and turn. The humans (plus some fat, crazy prospector) are dressed like goldminers (and, I am ashamed to admit, so was I). The one who likes explosives started doing a crazy-prospector cackle, then hits the plunger. I immediately have another out-of-body experience, flying back inside real fast. All the chickens had blindfolds on and were smoking cigars, like at an execution or something…
They're sitting there, and I just hear "You might be a redneck…" then the sound a computer makes when connecting to AOL, then "Welcome. You've got mail", then a beep, then a female say "Have a nice day", and the three people from Spaceballs all say "Thank you", and then my dream cuts to those clips of the nuclear bomb tests in New Mexico. You know, with the mushroom cloud and the building getting vaporized… Anyways, after that, it goes back to the people, and I see a large chunk of the building fly and land on an annoying Canadian squirrel who couldn't take the hint that everyone wanted him dead. His teeth break out, fly over and slice the toenail off my big right-toe, and then an ambulence drops from the sky. A drunken hobo walks out (disturbingly wearing no pants), and he says he's cured my rabies. Then he pulls out a dead chipmunk, talks into it like a cellphone, then pulls out a molotov cocktail and rambles about going 'back to da foochur (I think he meant future…)'. And that was the end of it… thankfully.
Well, other than that, I haven't had anything interesting happening… So I'll write more next time I wake up.
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Yeah, what'd you think of that? Lol. The weird thing is, almost all of those things in the dream are from dreams me or one of my friends have had. The Globe Theater and computer game character killing, along with Captain Hook, are mine. The rabies thing is another author (Evellynn Michelle Malfoy, read her stuff), the shadow-puppet part is Brendt (co-owner of DuckonMoose,Eh?), and the hobo is from VG Cats. The rest is all stuff we're having in the Comic. If you want to use any of it, please ask. And don't worry, the comic actually does have a plot, and it's a pretty good one, I think…
So, if you didn't like my rambling, I appologize. Wait, no I don't… I'm free to ramble all I want! I've been too serious, so I wanted to put some insanity into this. HA! And if you liked it, then I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy the Comic…