A.N. Forgive my lack of updating and weird humour.

Chapter 2

Marysue walked and walked, skipped a little bit and then walked some more. That was before she realised that she had just been walking around the block.

'Hmm at least I looked good while I did it' she said to herself batting her eyelids to no one in particular.

When she finally did find her way into town she was so happy that she didn't even see herself walking straight into a guy standing in the pathway resulting in her falling on her pretty little ass.

'Oh look what you've done. I've got dirt allll over me now. Who stands in a pathway anyway!'

She picked herself up and turned to face the guy she had bumped into and it turned out to be……… Ace! (the town bully/hotty)

'Oh. Hello again Ace.' Marysue said brightly.

Ace turned to face her slowly. 'Why hello there. You new around here beautiful?'

Marysue's smile turned into a look of confusion.

'Huh? I just met you before silly.'

'Oh come now. I would have remembered a pretty little piece like you.' Ace raked a hand through his already perfect hair, realised his hand was now covered in grease and wiped it on his jeans.

Marysue responded to this by flipping her hair. I guess it was a bit of a reflex action.

'No seriously. I just met you like half and hour ago. You picked me up from train/bus/plane/any-other-mode-of-transport station with Billy.'

Ace smirked at this. 'Sweetie I don't know what your talking about. In the meantime, how bout you me go for ride……… and then maybe later we can go driving. (oh SNAP!)

The sexual innuendo went flying over Marysue's blonde head so fast that the whoosh was almost audible.

'Uhhh no thanks. I don't really like horses. Anyway I like, have to go find this ocean guy now.'

She started walking past but Ace grabbed her wrist.

'I'm just trying to be friendly. Tell me now. You a Catholic?'

'Let go Ace this is not the way the storyline goes. I'm sposed to hook up with the ocean-eyes hotty not the bully/hotty.

Marysue tried to pull her hand free but Ace held on tight.

'Help! Rape!' Marysue squealed. 'Help! Help! Help!' she continued to yell even though Ace was still only holding her hand.

'Let her go Ace' a voice came from behind them.

'Who's that?' said Marysue forgetting for the moment that she was being "raped" and attempting to turn around but Ace held her tight.

'Back off man. I saw her first.'

'What is it with you and raping all the new girls that come to town when you know full well theyre sposed to fall in love with me.'

'Dude! I'm only holding her hand!' and with that he threw Marysue aside who for the second time that day fell to the ground and promptly fainted. Ace turned back to the mystery man. 'Now do you want me to beat the living shit outta you?'

'You want me to light your hair on fire?'

Ace flinched at this. 'You wouldn't.'

'Oh yes I would.' The mystery guy brandished a lighter.

Ace ran a hand nervously through his hair and wiped it on his jeans.

'Fine. Have the bitch. My rape is not for a couple of chapters anyway.' And on that note he strutted away.

Marysue conveniently came to at this moment.

'You okay?'

She looked up and saw a tall figure walking towards her bathed in glorious golden light. Oh no wait, that was just the glare.

The boy came into view and held out his hand. Marysue looked up and was meet with (you got it) beautiful ocean blue orbs.

She let out a girlish squeal as she was pulled to her feet by the handsome guy who was wearing a white tee and jeans. Probably cause he hadn't thought to have a change of clothing since he was 12 years old.

'Why what beautiful eyes you have!' she gushed.

The boy smiled. 'Shall I give you a moment to get lost in them?'

'Yes please'. Marysue answered promptly.

5 minutes later

'Almost done?'

'Not yet.'

Another 5 minutes later.

'Come on already. My legs are getting tired.'

'I just can't decide. Atlantic or Pacific? It's really a toss up.'

'Your more strange than the new girls usually are.'

Marysue shook her head. 'No no. I swear I'm the most Marysueish Marysue you'll ever meet.'

'Great. Another one of these.' Chris said heaving a sigh.

'C'mon Chris. We've got alotta catching up to do!' Marysue said brightly twirling her arm in this.

'I didn't tell you my name was Chris…' Chris said as he was dragged off.

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A.N. Will Marysue decide between Atlantic or Pacific? Will Vern ever stop saying sincerely and boss? Will deer-boy ever come into the story again? Read on to find out!