Hehe. This probably isn't as good as the Mother one but I'm having fun with it. Hopefully, it's bringing a smile to your face.
Please let me know how I'm doing.
"Any idea where they might have gone?"
"Nope. People around here won't talk to them." Riku pursed his lips and folded his arms. Suddenly he paled. Digging out his phone, he cursed. "Oh they fucking better not have."
"What?" Sora frowned.
"Who's the only other person they know around here?"
"Uh," Sora had to think about that one. His face lit up. "Oh! Cloud."
"Yeah, who's like still super pissed at Sephiroth." Riku waited until the voice mail kicked in then closed the phone and cursed again. "He's not answering. Not that he normally does. Damnit. They went there. I know they did."
"So what do you think he told them?" Sora wasn't following why Riku was freaking out.
"He'll tell them the truth." Riku rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Sephiroth's gonna… I don't even want to know."
"So we go over to Cloud's and hopefully run into them." Sora suggested. "Or better yet call one of them. You know they'll answer."
"Ugh. I hate calling them." However, he did it, calling Yazoo first. He really was the easiest to deal with. He almost jumped when Kadaj answered. "Why do you have Yazoo's phone? What? What's that supposed to mean? Cloud told you that, did he? Uh huh. Kadaj, don't."
Riku stomped a foot as he slammed the phone shut again. "Damnit he hung up on me!"
"What did Cloud tell him?
"I'm not sure." Riku turned at the corner, headed toward Cloud's house. "He was giggling however and that's never good."
"So we're going to ask Cloud?" Sora guessed.
"Yeah." Riku was glowering as he walked. "And kill him if necessary."
Sora whipped his head toward him. "You aren't killing Cloud!"
"If he did what I think he did, oh yes I am."
Sora continued giving Riku concerned glances as the walked the rest of the way to the small house that belonged to their two friends. Riku had that Jenova stare of doom going and that was never a good thing. He could be almost as frightening as Sephiroth.
Leon was outside, apparently reattaching the door. He didn't even look at them. "Cloud's gone insane."
"That makes two of them." Sora muttered following his best friend in.
Riku seemed to know exactly where Cloud was because he didn't bother searching the downstairs. He went straight up to the second floor. He banged open one of the bedroom doors and strolled in. "What did you tell them?"
Cloud snorted. "I'm not about to tell you."
"Cloud." Riku threatened.
"You're just going to have to wait and see." Cloud's eyes glowed almost demonically. "I've finally got one on the sadistic bastard."
"Cloud," Riku began placidly. "You know whatever those three do falls back on me. I thought you liked me."
"Sorry, in war sometimes you have to make sacrifices."
"But you called a truce!" Sora protested. "You agreed not to fight anymore!"
"Oh he never held to that!" Cloud got up off the bed. "Sure, we're not trying to kill each any more but he still has ways of torturing me and continues to use them!"
"In case you haven't noticed Cloud, we don't exactly enjoy having the remnants around either." Riku folded his arms.
"Then why don't you do anything about them?" Cloud's voice was sarcastic.
"Uh." Riku paused. He glanced at Sora. "Why don't we do anything about them?"
"Because they're living beings." Sora answered, shocked Riku would even ask that question.
"Uh, right. Any way, look Cloud. What are those three gonna do?"
Cloud studied him and in a sincere voice informed him. "They're going to wish their daddy a happy father's day."
Riku narrowed his eyes. "How?"
Cloud bit his lip. "Ever seen a picture of your father, Riku?"
"What?" Riku blinked. When realization kicked in, his eyes got wide. "Oh you didn't."
The blonde actually giggled. "You'll notice where you and Sephiroth got your cheekbones."
The silver haired teen pointed a finger at Cloud. He was so furious he was shaking. "I'm, I'm coming back for you!"
"If you survive." Cloud said flatly. "I'd hurry if I were you. They'll be home by now."