Operation: Matchmaker; Tunnel Lines:

Hello readers! I'm Hikari Tsuki & here's Operation: Matchmaker; Tunnel Lines. If any readers want more info on Hikari Tsuki (no, not me!) Hyuuga, Rika & Miku Inuzuka or Keiko Aburame, look at my profile or Apple Panda-chan's. Again, here's Operation: Matchmaker; Tunnel Lines.

- At the Tunnel -

"What are we doing here?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Why do you think, dobe?" Sasuke questioned with a smirk.

"HIKARI!" "RIKA!" the 2 brothers yelled at their sisters.

"What?" Rika continued, "It's just the tunnel o- … of love."

"Exactly! It's the tunnel of love!"

"Oh, stop fighting & enjoy yourselves." Hikari begged / suggested.

"Enjoy what? The line?" Sasuke asked.

Hikari, Rika & Keiko turned around & found at least 15 other people on each side of the tunnel of love's fence. (the boy's side & the girl's side)

"WTF! Since when is the line this long!?" The 3 girls yelled, "We'll take care of this!"

Keiko, Rika, Hikari & Miku started limiting the people in the lines. "Come back later!" "Go to another ride!" Get lost!" "Hiss!" Until they gave up & gave the guy working at the ride 100 yin ($10) to kick everyone out.

"Sorry people, this ride is reserved for the next hour," the guy stopped when Rika gave him 50 extra yin, ($5) & then continued, "I mean for the next 2 hours." Everyone other than the genin & chunnin left,

"O.k. that settles that, n-" Keiko was cut off by Rika, "Keiko, we have a problem."

Keiko looked at the girls side of the fence, & found Temari, Hinata, Ino, TenTen & Sakura, (in order) she then looked on the boys' side & found Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Naruto, Kiba, Gaara & Lee. (in order) 3 minutes later Keiko realized that Temari was about to go with Sasuke, Hinata with Neji, (gasp, screams) Ino with Shikamaru, (gasp, evil grin) TenTen with Naruto, (gasp, screams) & Sakura with Kiba.

"Oh, no! We've gotta switch team!" Keiko warned.

"Duh." Rika & Hikari responded.

Hikari ran over to Hinata, "Hinata-sama, would you please come with me for a second?" Hinata looked confused at first, but trusted Hikari,

"O-O.k. H-Hikari-san." Hikari & Hinata ran over to TenTen,

"TenTen, will you switch places with Hinata?" Hikari asked.

"Sure Hikari, but why?"

"You'll see…" Hikari answered & walked away leaving Hinata in TenTen's spot & TenTen in Hinata's.

"O.k. Hinata & TenTen are taken care of, now just Temari, Ino & Sakura." Hikari explained.

"I'll handle Sakura." Keiko walked over to Sakura, who was only a few steps away, "Sakura, why don't you go switch places with Temari?"

"Why?" Sakura asked, demanding an answer.

"So you can sit next to Sasuke." Keiko answered.

The second Keiko said 'Sasuke,' Sakura ran to the front of the line & ordered Temari to go to the back. Lucky for Sakura, Temari was in a good mood & just punched her knocking her out for about 10 minutes. TenTen, who was watching the whole thing from behind Temari, managed to catch Sakura & wake her up. After that, Temari proceeded to the back of the line.

"Ino! I need you over here for a sec!" Rika called. Ino ran over to Rika wondering if she was alright.

"Rika, are you alright?" Ino asked with a concerned look. Rika paid no attention to Ino & turned to Temari who was right in front of her.

"Temari why don't you move to where Ino was?" Temari nodded & began walking until Rika continued talking to her, "Oh, & Temari, don't kill Sakura." (remember Sakura ordered Temari to move)

At that all Temari did was snicker & continue walking to Ino's old spot. (Ino is still next to Rika)

"Rika, Rika, RIKA, RIKA!" Ino yelled waiting for a response.

Rika turned to Ino & began poking her ear, making sure she could still hear, & responded, "Yes Ino? …Oh! Why don't you go behind Hinata?" Ino was still mad, but soon got over it & stood behind Hinata.

"Next!" the guy working at the tunnel shouted, "You 2, pink-" the man was interrupted by Ino's yelling.

"Don't you mean 'billboard brow'?

"Sure… (the man was probably thinking "Who names their kid that?!") anyway… you 2, on the boat."

Sakura & Sasuke walked past the fence, looked at each other, Sakura smiled & blushed & then got on the boat.

"Next!" Hunter said (that's what I named him) "Panda girl & … you're a boy right?" Hunter stared at Neji for a second, but stopped when Neji lifted his shirt, TenTen blushed & was holding back a monstrous nosebleed, showing no sign of… girl… parts. (this is T rated!)

"Yes, I'm a boy." Neji stated.

"Do you need help, get-" Hunter was interrupted by a now, furious Neji.

"I'M NOT BLIND!"

TenTen & Neji walked over & got into the boat. (there are 6 boats, each seats 2, & they are almost ready to leave)

"Next! Ponytails & pineapple head, your next." Temari & Shikamaru walked to the boat & sat down.

"Next! Miss, blondie with the whiskers." Hinata looked at Naruto & (duh) turned a soft shade of pink. Hunter

looked at Hinata & then at Neji, (don't get any ideas; this will never be a NejiHina!!!) "Are you related to… him?" He pointed at Neji & Hinata nodded, "Are you blind?"

"N-No." Hinata stuttered.

"K' get on a boat." Naruto & Hinata walked over to a boat & got in.

"Next! Dog-boy & blo-"

"Don't you mean Ino-pig?" Sakura yelled & smiled evilly at Ino.

"Shut up billboard brow!"

"Make me Ino-pig!" (Hunter was busy wondering "Who names their kids 'Ino-pig' & 'billboard brow'?) the 2 kunochi would have argued & argued, but stopped before it got ugly. (& no, I'm not talking about Gai-sensei) (Oh! Diss!) So they sat down in the boat, Akamaru was still, of course, in Kiba's jacket.

Gaara, who had come looking of love, walked up to a boat & sat down. While Lee had walked over to the girls side, to ask Hikari, Rika & Keiko if he had to go in the tunnel. Too bad for Lee, Hunter thought he was a girl (a very ugly girl) (Hahaha) & dragged him into the boat with Gaara.

"NO! You don't understand! I'm n-" poor Lee couldn't finish his sentence, or get off the boat, because Hunter had already started the ride.

"The love boat… love boats… have set sail. Enjoy your ride." Hunter said, showing no emotion what so ever.

The 6 boats began floating into the tunnel, 1 by 1. Sasuke & Sakura's 1st, Neji & TenTen's 2nd, Shikamaru & Temari's 3rd, Naruto & Hinata's 4th, Kiba's & Ino's 5th, & Gaara & Lee's 6th. (Muhahahaha! Cough, cough)

Chapter 5 is over! Next up is the long awaited, "The Tunnel of Love." Sorry Apple Panda-chan & almostinsane, I had to put the GaaraLee! (Rika you should know by now, Tsuki don't always listen.) But I wont put any more yoai. I'll just put in a little in chappie 6 & then I'll stop! Anyway, comment & R & R!