Operation: Matchmaker; The Tunnel of Love:
Hello readers! I'm Hikari Tsuki & here's Operation: Matchmaker; The Tunnel of Love. If any readers want more info on Hikari Tsuki (no, not me!) Hyuuga, Rika & Miku Inuzuka or Keiko Aburame, look at my profile or Apple Panda-chan's. Again, here's Operation: Matchmaker; The Tunnel of Love.
The 6 boats began floating into the tunnel & Hikari, Rika, Keiko & Miku ran up to Hunter.
"Hey mister…" before Hikari could finish… or start, Hunter asked, "Are you related to that girl &… boy?"
"Yes." Hikari began, "'That girl' is my cousin & 'that boy' is my nii-san. Anyway, where is the employee entrance to the tunnel?"
"Over there, why?"
"No reason…" Rika & Keiko had already walked through the employee entrance to the ride, (Miku picked the lock) beat up 3 employees & put on 2 of the uniforms & then waited for Hikari. Once she came she put on a uniform & went into the control room, while Rika, Keiko & Miku hid in the tunnel. (In the control room Hikari can see everything & Rika, Keiko & Miku are hidden so they can see the other shinobi, & they can't see them.
The boats were floating & the tunnel was very… lovey-dovey. The whole area was pink, purple & blue with tons of white & red hearts. All the kunochi thought it was beautiful, but the boys thought other wise… then a certain song came on, & it certainly set the mood.
Now, before I tell you the song… lets find out find out what the boys are thinking!
Sasuke: 'Crap! Damn song… Keiko better not be a light sleeper…' For those of you that didn't get that, Sasuke wants to murder Keiko in her sleep.
Neji: 'Hikari, consider yourself dead…' That ones self explanatory.
Shikamaru: 'How troublesome…Looks at Temari this is going to be a long ride.' Temari & Shikamaru are already boyfriend & girlfriend.
Naruto: 'The song is… right?! Damn hormones. Hey Kit, don't blame them… you know you like her. Who asked you!? No one… I just know you like her… Shut up! Make me! Maybe I will! Just listen to the song baka. …fine…' Naruto & Kyuubi were fighting if you couldn't already noticed.
Kiba: 'Rika… when we get home there's going to be a cat & dog fight' Basically they're going to have a brother & sister fight.
Gaara: 'Hn. This place is too… girly… I agree… I need to kill something… kill him! -Looks at Lee- '
Lee: 'Gai-sensei! Save me!!!' Lee would be enjoying the 'youthful-ness' if he wasn't stuck with Gaara.
So basically, Sasuke, Neji & Kiba all want to kill their sisters / friends, Shikamaru is complaining, (as usual) Naruto is fighting with Kyuubi, Gaara is… being Gaara, & Lee is trying to get off the boat, but he can't, because I am the author! Bwahahahahahahahabwhahahahabwahaha! cough, cough -dies- ………………………………………...
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……………I'm alive! Bwahahahaha! cough Anyway, now its time to reveal the song!
Hikari, in the control room, was looking through the CDs & found the perfect song. She put it in the CD player & it began…
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS & I CA-" Hikari quickly stopped the song & Keiko, Rika & Miku just stared at her. "O.O"
Hikari threw out the CD; it hit some random, unsuspecting person, & put in the perfect song…
(if you want to HEAR the song, feel free, & go to & type in "naruto kiss the girl")
"There ya see her
sitting there across the way
she don't got a lot to say but there's something about her
& ya don't know why but you're dying to try you wanna kiss the girl
yes you want her look at her you know ya do
its possible she wants you too there is one way to ask her it don't take a word not a single word go on & kiss the girl-"
Remember when Naruto said, 'The song is… right?!' he was talking about this song… Yay NaruHina-ness!!!
"-My oh my looks like the boys too shy don't wanna kiss the girl-"
At this point all the boys were getting nervous… well, all except Gaara & Lee…
"-an't that sad
it looks like this is bad
you're gonna miss the girl
go on & kiss the girl
kiss the girl…
now's your moment
kiss her you've got to
boy you better do it to
the time will be better
she don't say a word & she won't say a word until you
kiss
the
girl
kiss the girl -"
Yes, I changed it, but I had to! I couldn't understand the real song! But, I must admit I think its better this way…
"-My oh my looks like the boys to shy an't gonna kiss the girl-
-An't that sad
it looks like this is bad
you're gonna miss the girl-
-Don't be scared
you better be prepared
go on & kiss the girl-
-Don't stop now
don't try to hide it now
you wanna kiss the girl
go on & kiss the girl
kiss the girl-
Yeah, well, you get the idea…
Keiko, Rika, Miku & Hikari didn't see anything happen with the other shinobi, but decided not to interfere. They knew that if the song & romantic background didn't work on the shinobi, their hormones would…
- Sasuke & Sakura -
Sakura was enjoying the 'lovely' view & the pinky colors, while Sasuke was hating the scene all together. ( XD ) (I love that sentence) She was leaning on her arm, which was near the middle of the boat, & was just looking at all the colors, it was sort of cold in the tunnel, but Sakura didn't mind, she merely ignored the cold until she felt a warm hand on hers. That's right; Haruno Sakura's hand was directly under Uchiha Sasuke's, her first crush & true love. At this, Sakura couldn't help but smile & blush.
'Cha!!! All my years of waiting have finally paid off!!! Sasuke likes me!!! Take that Ino-pig!!!' Inner Sakura exclaimed.
Keiko, who had been watching from above, smiled at a job well done & decided to help her friends' brothers/cousins. (That will come later)
- Neji & TenTen -
Neji, being the prodigy that he is, already knew Keiko, Rika's & Hikari's plan & simply ignored the song. But TenTen uncaringly rested her head on Neji's shoulder & blushed. & yes Neji did blush, but only for a short second.
Hikari looked down at her blushing brother with a smirk, 'Ha! It was destiny that they would end up together… OMG! WHAT AM I SAYING!!! I'm spending too much time with my brother…' Hikari told herself & continued looking at the shinobi.
- Shikamaru & Temari -
Since Shikamaru & Temari were already boyfriend & girlfriend they were… kissing. (blech XP) Above, Keiko Rika & Hikari were watching in both discust & pride. Keiko looked away from Shikamaru & Temari & noticed the next boat, & figured this would be the perfect time to help her teammate.
- Naruto & Hinata (Yay!!! XD) -
Just as the song said, Hinata was 'sitting there across the way,' blushing & playing with her fingers, while Naruto was looking at her. (:3)
'I guess Hinata is kind of cute… No duh Kit… Nani? You again? What do you want now? Some popcorn, a soda & maybe some candy… ? Never mind… go on & make your move! NANI!!! You heard me. Go on & make your move. NO! I'm not moving until Hinata moves first! Baka… you really don't get girls, do you? No, why? … Baka… ? What's his problem?' Naruto asked himself.
Keiko noticed nothing was happening between the two, so she lent Hikari a hand… or in this case, a bug. She sent a firefly towards an unsuspecting Hinata, causing her to accidentally move an inch toward Naruto. Naruto, thinking Hinata made the 1st move, moved over towards her, to the point where not even a centimeter separated them. Hinata's face turned crimson, but amazingly, she didn't faint, she just thought,
'Naruto-kun likes me!!! He made the 1st move! This is the happiest moment of my life!' Hinata smiled & snuggled up to Naruto, causing both of them to blush. Hikari & Keiko looked at each other & smiled happily.
"Thanks Keiko, now all that's left is Kiba & Ino." Hikari told her teammate. (The three genin didn't see Gaara & Lee)
- Kiba & Ino -
Kiba, Akamaru & Ino were calmly sitting in the boat, until Ino looked ahead to see the other shinobi. Sadly, all she could see were two, very faint, figures. She let out a sigh & comfortably sat back in her seat. Kiba, who was watching, finally decided to make his 1st move, Akamaru & him looked above & to the side making sure Rika & Miku were nowhere to be seen, unfortunately for Kiba, Rika & Miku were hid perfectly & out of Kiba & Akamaru's sight. Thinking Rika & Miku were gone, Kiba stretched out his arms, pretending to yawn, & placed this arm on Ino's shoulder. They both blushed & Ino leaned towards Kiba & rested her head on his chest, Akamaru just looked at the two & laid down on Ino's lap. Hikari, Keiko, Rika & Miku came into a group hug & congratulated each other on finishing the 1st step of Operation: Matchmaker. They began walking towards the exit until they saw Gaara & Lee in a nearby boat…
- Gaara & Lee -
In Gaara & Lee's boat, Lee was desperately trying to swim away, but was being held back by Gaara's sand.
"I came here to find love… & I will find it!" Gaara explained.
"BUT I'M A BOY!!!" Lee screamed.
"Fine… can I at least have a hug?" Gaara asked with big kawaii eyes.
Lee simply stared at him until he continued screaming & tiring to swim away. At this Hikari, Keiko, Rika & Miku were laughing their heads off.
"Please?" Gaara asked with his green kawaii eyes.
"NO!"
"FINE!!! THEN I'LL FORCE YOU!!!" Gaara sent a pile of sand at Lee to pull him into a hug, but instead the hug… well…
"ACK!!! SAND IN MY MOUTH!!! GET IT OUT!!! ACK!!! NOW ITS MUD!!!" Well that pretty much explains it… above, the three genin & cat were laughing uncontrollably. Until they calmed down & walked outside.
Everybody was by the tunnel's exit waiting for the 12 shinobi. The 12 soon came out, 8 blushing, pretending nothing had happened… except for Shikamaru & Temari who were holding hands, Gaara who was being… Gaara & Lee who was barfing in a trash can. "So… did you guys have fun?" Keiko asked with her usual smile. The 8 shinobi (with the exception of Gaara, Lee, Shikamaru & Temari) shook their heads & lied.
"No…" they replied in unison.
"Oh really?" Hikari smirked.
"So now what?" Kunkuro questioned.
"Now we go to the Hyuuga mansion for a sleepover!" Rika answered happily.
"But Rika, I have to a-"
"Already taken care of TenTen," Hikari continued, "We already asked all your parents & they all said yes."
"H-Hikari-san, d-did you ask Hiashi-sama?"
"Yes. & he's on a mission so he won't mind," Hikari answered/continued, "well its getting late, so everybody go home & get your stuff ready. Then meet me, Hinata & Neji at the Hyuuga mansion."
"Hai."
Yay!!! My mushy chappie is complete!!! Sorry it took so long, I had to go to Texas for the week. Anyway, I need ideas so please comment & R & R! & any ideas I use, I'll put the person's name/names in the story & author's note. (For the bakas that don't already know, this is the author's note)