Operation: Matchmaker; Aburame Addictions:
Hello readers! I'm Hikari Tsuki & here's Operation: Matchmaker; Aburame Addictions. If any readers want more info on Hikari Tsuki (no, not me!) Hyuuga, Rika & Miku Inuzuka or Keiko Aburame, look at my profile or Apple panda-chan's. Again, here's Operation: Matchmaker; Aburame Addictions.
By the way, I now have pictures, in color, of squad 11 on my profile so take a look at them before or after you read this chapter.
- Hikari Tsuki
"HI MENIA (everyone)!!" Sakura yelled. The members of Squad 11 ran up to her & asked if they could be healed &, of course, she said yes. Once Squad 11 was completely healed, TenTen suggested they play a game,
"Lets play truth or dare!" all of the more motivated, shinobi answered with a yes, while the less motivated just said "Hn."
One of the less motivated shinobi, Sasuke, was still sitting on the massive Skittles bag, which looked like a candy filled bean bag chair. So while the others waited Sasuke continued sitting.
"Sasuke-kun! Come play Truth or Dare with us!" Sakura called.
"Hn." was the only reply. So Sakura & Ino began pulling Sasuke off the Skittles bag. After a few minutes they managed to bring him onto the floor.
When all the shinobi had finally sat down they formed a, rather large, circle. The circle, in order, had Neji, TenTen, Hikari, Keiko, Hinata, Naruto, Chouji, Lee, Rika, Gaara, Kankuro, Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Temari, Kiba, Shino, Ino & then back to Neji.
Keiko, eager to play, saw Chouji go to the snack table & saw it…
"Sk-skittles?" Keiko asked herself out loud. Hikari looked at her teammate wondering what she had said & then realized what she was saying. Skittles.
"Skittles?" Keiko repeated, & continued, "Skittles! SKITTLES!" Hikari quickly grabbed Keiko's arm just as the Aburame jumped up & called to Rika for help,
"Rika! Keiko's after the Skittles!" Rika rushed to Hikari's side & grabbed Keiko's other arm. Just as she did this Shino began mumbling & shaking,
"Sk-skittle…sk-ski-skittle…" Ino & Kiba stared at the older Aburame.
Then everyone's favorite blonde got an idea, "I dare Keiko & Shino, to have a skittles eating contest!"
"NANI?!" Hikari & Rika yelled in disbelief, "No u ca-" but it was too late. Keiko & Shino had already started attacking the Skittles. Hikari & Rika turned to Naruto & asked,
"Do u realized what you've just done!" Naruto, of course answered with a no. Rika pointed to the 2 Aburames, who were nearly done with the 100 pound bag. Hikari crossed her arms & told Naruto to wait… every ninja in the room turned their attention to the 2 Aburames. At first all they saw was Keiko gobbling down the remainder of her Skittles. (Shino was already finished with his)
"What are we waiting for?" Ino asked.
"This…" Rika explained. With in minutes, Keiko started jumping off the walls, (literally) sending bugs everywhere, (& on everyone) poking Sasuke, Shikamaru & Gaara, stealing Chouji's chips (bad idea), braiding Neji's & Hikari's hair &… just being, really, really annoying…
"EWW BUGS!!!" some of the girls, & a few boys, yelled.
"KEIKO! QUIT TOUCHING MY HAIR!!!" the Hyuuga sibs yelled.
"STOP POKING ME!!!" Sasuke, Shikamaru & Gaara yelled. (Naruto what have u done)
"GIMME BACK MY CHIPS!!!" Chouji demanded. (you've done it now)
While Keiko was causing mass destruction, Naruto, stopped screaming, noticed that Shino wasn't screaming, or being annoying… or doing anything for that matter… but from Kiba & Ino's view Shino was quivering & mumbling something.
"I thought Shino was g-" Naruto was cut off by nun-other-than… Shino… (O.o)
"HiNaruto!" Shino yelled really fast & began twitching. Naruto just stared in return. Shino stopped talking to the, once again, confused Uzumaki & joined his fellow Aburame, who was still poking Sasuke.
"HiKeiko!WhyareyoupokingSasuke!?CanIpokeSasuke?IwannapokeSasuke!" Shino said happily. (O.e)
"HiShino-nii-san!YesI'mpokingSasuke!Noyoucan'tpokeSasuke!I'mpokingSasuke!Heylets'singasong!" Keiko answered spazingly.
"O.K.!Whatshouldwesing?!"
"I'malittleteapot!"
"NoIhatethatsong!"
"Fine!I'mgonnasingalittlefirefly!I'malittlefirefly!Flying,floating,flysonby.Buzzy,buzzy,bee,bee,bee,youcan'ttouchme,can'teatme!WOOO!" Keiko sang loudly.
"Theitsybitsyspiderranupthewaterspout," Shino sang just as loud, "downcamedarain&washeddaspiderout!Upcamedasun&driedupalltherain&theitsybitsyspiderwentupdaspoutagain!"
While the 2 Aburames were busy singing their sugar-filled-heads off, the other shinobi were staring/hiding behind various large & protective objects. (couches, chairs, Chouji, etc.)
"Shikamaru? How long has this been going on?" TenTen questioned questionably. (lol)
"Troublesome… about 2.5 milliseconds." Shikamaru lazily answered.
"Great…"
1 hour later, 15 shinobi were still suffering the wrath of the sugar-high Aburames, who were just finishing up with today's, make-Sakura-suffer, activity.
"GUYS GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! MY BRAIN HURTS! … THE BLOODS GOING TO MY BRAIN!!!" Sakura yelled from the ceiling of the room.
"I like blood… & cookies…" Gaara added, receiving awkward stares from his "friends."
"One known as firefly, we have captured & duct-taped the pink-haired one & tied up all the others. Shall we continue with the plans that have been made previously?" Shino & his army of beetles, wearing army hats asked.
"Yes… bring me the chicken-butt-headed one…" 'queen' Keiko answered/ordered.
Shino & his army marched out of the room, & brought back the one known as queen-of-shy-that-has-a-huge-crush-on-Naruto-but-is-to-shy-to-talk-about-it. (Hinata)
"Why have you brought me the one known as queen-of-shy-that-has-a-huge-crush-on-Naruto-but-is-to-shy-to-talk-about-it? …hey I'm the queen! Not her! I called dibs! I even spent 5 whole minutes making a throne room out of Hikari's stuff!" 'queen' Keiko pointed out.
"You know your gonna clean this up right?" Hikari asked with, a rather large, vein popping out of her head.
Keiko's eye began twitching, "Never… well, not while I have the help…" Keiko then directed her attention to Shino & his army. "Now, bring me… the chicken-butt-headed one…"
"That chicken-butt-headed one?"
"Yes… that chicken-butt-headed one…"
"…shall I go to the dairy?"
"NO YOU BAKA! BRING ME MY CHICKEN-BUTT! BRING HIM TO ME! NOW!" 'the sugar-high evil queen' Keiko commanded.
"Oh… I see… well… I'll bring him in now…" Shino then walked out of the room as if nothing happened… while Keiko was trying to remove the massive vein, with new, Vein-remover. (got a vein? Ease your pain) Shino finally brought in Sasuke… & a chicken… Keiko then began cuddling the chicken.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun! I've been waiting for you for, like, 10 whole minutes! You have know idea how hard it is to get good help these days…" -glares at Shino-
"Keiko… that's not me… that's a chicken." Sasuke pointed out.
"There's a difference? …now all of you, stop your talking & leave me to my squeal-age-ness." Keiko then happily started squealing & cuddling Sasuke, "So, Sasuke-kun, would you like to be my king?" Keiko asked.
"N-"
"Good answer." -glomps Sasuke- "Now le-" before Keiko could do anything, she got hit on the head by a shovel.
"THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! You tied up all our friends, duct-taped Sakura, & controlled an evil army of bugs!" Shino explained.
"You did all that." Sasuke pointed out.
"Who asked you?!" Shino yelled.
"Your mom."
"…"
Shino finally calmed down, untied all the other shinobi, unduct-taped Sakura & woke Keiko up.
"W-What just happened?" Keiko asked innocently.
"You sang a really messed up song, destroyed my room, tied up all our friends, duct-taped Sakura, controlled an evil army of bugs, took total control of your brother… oh, & glomped Sasuke…" Hikari explained.
"I-I did?!" Keiko asked.
"YES!" most, if not all, of the shinobi yelled. Keiko blushed with embarrassment, looked for a brief moment at Sasuke & fainted.
"…now what?" Kiba asked.
"I don't know…" Ino replied.
"LETS GIVE KEIKO MORE SKITTLES!" Naruto yelled.
"NO YOU BAKA!" Sakura yelled & punched Naruto upside the head.
"THAT WAS SO YOUTHFUL!" Lee happily shouted.
"Troublesome…" (guess who)
"Shino, you & Keiko clean up this mess." Hikari said.
"Hey, where's Sasuke?" TenTen asked the other shinobi.
Sasuke was sitting on the couch, watching the bugs clean the room & the shinobi talk. He then remembered what happened with Keiko & a light shade of pink appeared on this face.
Once everyone settled down & the house was, mostly, clean, Rika, Hikari & Keiko decided it was time to continue truth or dare… again.
Yay!!! I finally finished chappie 8!!! I'm sorry I took so long, I've been busy & I had accidentally erased this story & I had 2 restart. I'd like to say thank you to Apple Panda-chan & Keiko for helping me with this chappie! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! In the next chappie, the shinobi are still going to be playing Truth or Dare. I need some ideas for chappie 9, so please comment & R & R! (the offer for getting your name on the author's note is still & always will be up)
The Happy Fang girl/Fanboy World!!!
Hikari Tsuki (the author not the character): Hello! & welcome to the happy fangirl/fanboy world! Today's guest is Shii-chan!
Audience: (Cricket, cricket)
Hikari Tsuki: I said, Shii-chan!
Audience: (Cricket, cricket)
Hikari Tsuki: CLA-
Audience: (Whistles & claps wildly) YEAH! YAY! SHII-CHAN!!!WHA WO!! YEAH!
Shii-chan: HI!!!
Hikari Tsuki: Behind me there are 4 doors. (4 doors magically appear) Each door has something (cough, cough, or someone, cough) behind it. & because you asked you get to pick a door & receive the prize behind it! Behind door #1 we have (door #1 opens) an all expaid vacation to the wave country! Complete with ninja style surfing lessons!
Audience: WOO! SURFING! AHH!
Shii-chan: Ninja style surfing? Interesting…
Hikari Tsuki: Behind door #2 we have (door #2 opens) a large potted fikas! …anybody know what a fika is?
Audience: YAY! FIKAS! YEAH! What's a fika?
Hikari Tsuki: That's what I asked…
Shii-chan: That's a nice fikas you got there! Could prove for a quick cover & it doesn't look too pokey… It's definitely ahead in my book!
Hikari Tsuki: You have a book?
Shii-chan: -.-
Hikari Tsuki: Behind door #3 we have (door #3 opens) team Gai!
Audience & Hikari Tsuki & Apple Panda-chan: LEE! NEJI! TENTEN! YAY!!!
Hikari Tsuki: Hi Apple-chan!
Apple Panda-chan: Hi Tsuki-chan!
Shii-chan: OMG! NEJI! SQUE! Oh, ahem… yeah…
Hikari Tsuki: & door #4 is a mystery prize!
Audience: WOOO!
Hikari Tsuki: So Shii-chan what will it be? The vacation behind door #1, the… thing… behind door #2, the fabulous team Gai behind door #3 or the mysterious door #4?!
Shii-chan: I'LL. GO. WITH. #3
Hikari Tsuki: Door #3 it is! (door # opens) Go on in!
Shii-chan: (runs over & high 5's Lee & bows to TenTen before glomping Neji)
Hikari Tsuki: (hugs TenTen & they both glomp Neji) Neji-kun! X3
Lee: It's not easy being green…I'm so alone… this is so not youthful… -.-
Apple Panda-chan: Not for long! (glomps Lee) X3
Lee: Now THIS is youthful!
Shii-chan: I thought this was MY moment…
Hikari Tsuki: You'll have YOUR moment when you submit an idea… until then, me & Apple Panda-chan will enjoy the moment with you… now it's time to reveal what was behind door #4! (door #4 opens) door #1, 2 & 3!!!
Audience: YAY!!! WOOO! YEAH!! AHHH!
Straw person: Straws! Get your straws!
Hikari Tsuki: STRAWS!!! (attacks straw person, steals all the straws & chews on them) X3- (me chewing on a straw)
Apple Panda-chan: There's something wrong with you…
Hikari Tsuki: & your point?
Apple Panda-chan: Your face…
Hikari Tsuki: …
Apple Panda-chan: Well, that was happy fangirl/fanboy world! Next time we'll have better prizes & hopefully new people! See-ya!
Hikari Tsuki: Hey! That's my line!!!
Apple Panda-chan: …So…?
Hikari Tsuki: -.-
Remember, I didn't make Shii-chan say anything, I asked her & she wanted to say all this. So put in an idea & what you wanna do & I'll put you on… THE HAPPY FANGIRL/FANBOY WORLD!!!