Operation: Matchmaker; Confessions, crowbars & closets:

Hello readers! I'm Hikaritsuki & here's Operation: Matchmaker; Confessions, crowbars & closets. If any readers want more info on Hikaritsuki (no, not me!) Hyuuga, Rika & Miku Inuzuka or Keiko Aburame, look at my profile or Apple panda-chan's. Again, here's Operation: Matchmaker; Confessions, crowbars & closets.


Once everyone settled down & the house was, mostly, clean, Rika, Hikari & Keiko decided it was time to continue truth or dare… again.

"Oi meina, (hey everyone) lets continue with truth or dare!" Hikari shouted.

"Will it involve Keiko & more skittles?" Ino asked, making Keiko's eyes light up.

"No." …well that didn't last long. (Keiko's happiness)

"Does it involve Naruto-baka & shutting up?" Sakura rudely asked.

"Yes… no… maybe so…" Hikari answered. (much like myself)

"Ok, I'm in." Sakura said.

"Me to." Kiba added.

"Ok, whatever it takes to get the dobe to stop talking…" Sasuke added.

"…" was Naruto's only response.

After everyone agreed to continue, the game began again…

"So, what are we gonna dare the dobe to do?" Sasuke asked coolly.

"Nothing." Rika answered.

"Then how will we get him to stop… being himself?" Ino asked.

"By daring someone that is not him. There for he will take the effects of the dare, even though the dare was not his." Hikari explained.

"Huh?" was most of the shinobi's response.

"…here, I'll show you."

The remaining shinobi were waiting, once again, in the, rather large, circle. Once everyone was in the circle, Hikari explained the rules.

"Ok all you do is tell the person your daring what their truth is & what their dare is. Then they pick truth or dare. If they pick one but don't want to do it, they HAVE to take the other option. Does everyone understand?"

"N-"

"Good! Hinata-sama, truth or dare. If you pick truth, you have to tell Naruto-kun how you really feel about him. If you pick dare, you have to kiss him. -whispers into Hinata's ear- If you pick dare you don't have to say anything & he'll know how you feel…"

The room was quiet for a while after Hikari said the first truth or dare, & tensions were running high… now, once again, lets find out what the Hyuuga's & Naruto, are thinking! (yay!)

Naruto: 'Hinata has to tell me how she feels or kiss me? What does that mean? KISS! KISS! KISS! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Ask Yondaime… oh! That's right, YOU CAN'T! HE'S DEAD! HAHAHA! Can you be quiet? You're giving me a headache… Ahhh… poor Kit… So will you shut up? No. I just said, "poor Kit" I never said I'd stop. …You suck… I love you too. O.o Just kidding! HAHA! Well, I bet that girl is gonna kiss you… What makes you think that? You really are an idiot… I've been told, but what does that have to do with Hinata? You'll see… hee hee… -cackle- …What was that about?'

Hinata: 'I-I can k-kiss N-Naruto-kun? Sh-Should I? W-What if he doesn't l-like me? W-What if he still likes S-Sakura-chan? -sigh- W-What am I g-going to do? Sh-Should I-I k-kiss him? Or t-tell him? -sigh-'

Neji: 'Hikari what are you doing?! Hiashi-sama is going to kill us if anything happens to Hinata-sama! Hikari, you better know what you're doing… otherwise, I'll have to step in…' (Neji is saying Hikari better not do anything stupid (oh this should be good…) to get them all in trouble, & if she does, Neji will stop Operation Matchmaker)

Hikari: 'It doesn't look like Hinata-sama is gonna kiss Naruto-kun. I have to get her to kiss him at all costs! Operation Matchmaker depends on it! But who could make her do it? -looks around- …Perfect!'

Back to reality… (if only it wasn't so insane…)

"Ino-chan." Hikari whispered.

"Nani? Hikari-chan?" Ino whispered back.

"You have to use your Shintenshin no jutsu (mind body change technique) & kiss Naruto-kun in Hinata-sama's body, or your Shinranshin no Jutsu (mind derangement technique) & make her kiss Naruto-kun." Hikari explained.

"No! No why am I going to kiss that ramen-eating-baka! Hinata will have to do it on her own!" Ino refused.

"Ino-chan! You have to! If not-"

Then, the shinobi saw something they thought they'd never see. Hyuuga Hinata, the shyest Hyuuga, heir to the main family of the Hyuuga clan, the girl with the major crush on Uzumaki Naruto that was to shy to tell him, had taken the dare.

Hinata's lips crashed into Naruto's, sending a warm sensation through both of them & turning the "crash" into a very passionate kiss.

The other shinobi watched in awe as the two passionately kissed. Hikari felt a job well done & was busy holding back Neji, who was currently thinking on killing Naruto or even Hikari for what had happened. But Hikari somehow managed to calm down her brother & assure him that Hiashi would never know.

Shikamaru, being the genius that he is, scooted away from Temari, to avoid any "troublesome" contact. Keiko, not wanting to interrupt the LOOOOVE, (sorry I had 2 do that xD) scooted away from the two, putting herself in a bone crushing Hikari hug. (I always do that to her, she hates it xD)

"Keiko-chan! There're finally together! Yatta!" Hikari whispered/ said while she was giving Keiko the "hug of doom." (that's what she calls it) Sadly, Keiko couldn't respond, she was too busy trying to escape the "hug of doom." (hee hee –cackle-)

Rika, who was right between Lee & Gaara, couldn't help but look at Lee, then at Gaara & blush. 'I wonder if I'll get to kiss Gaara-kun or Lee-kun…' Rika then let out a small squeal, unheard by her fellow shinobi.

Sakura, seeing how Keiko was busy & not going to interfere, (remember the last chappie?) scooter an inch closer to Sasuke. Sasuke just watched the dobe get kissed. & from there on… well basically everyone did something meaning-less & boring…

5 minutes later!

5 minutes of Naruto & Hinata kissing was starting to cause problems. Neji was ready to break them up, Hikari was telling him to wait, Lee was saying they're love was youthful, Keiko was recovering from the hug of doom, Rika was questioning who she wanted to kiss more, (Gaara or Lee) Temari was wanting to kiss Shikamaru, Shikamaru was thinking of a plan to escape Temari, Kiba was getting jealous that Naruto got his first kiss before he did, (that & Naruto's, so far, lasted 5 minutes) Chouji was eating a chip with a bug on it, Shino was crying over the loss of the bug Chouji ate, Ino was using her blonde brain to ponder the world, etc.

10 minutes later!

By 15 minutes Neij had lost it, & so had Hikari.

"That's it! Break it up!" Hikari demanded.

"Hinata-sama, Naruto, stop it!" Neji yelled.

"Dobe! Knock it off!" Sasuke shouted.

"Naruto, leave Hinata alone!" Sakura yelled.

"Quit eating each other's faces!" Keiko yelled.

"Oo" was how the others responded.

Finally, Neji & Hikari stood up.

"Both of you stop!" Neji yelled.

"15 minutes is long enough!" Hikari walked out of the room & came back with a crowbar.

"Oo Why do you have a crowbar?" Kankuro asked.

"Because it's the best way to stop the looove…" Hikari responded as she handed Neji the crowbar.

Once Neji released Naruto & Hinata, with the help of the crowbar, Naruto fell back, dizzy & blushing mad, then fainted with a smile on his face. (awwww)

Hinata, surprising, stayed conscious. She sat on the floor, a foot away from Naruto, with a dizzy look. Blushing a dark red blush.

"Hinata! Are you ok? How are you? How was it?" Ino eagerly asked.

"…it was… wonderful…" Hinata took a second & continued, "& ramen tasting…"

"Oo" was most of the shinobi's reaction.

"T.M.I." TenTen said blankly. (too much information)

"Ewww…"Sakura said.

Once Hinata stopped blushing & everyone relaxed, Rika started up again.

"YOSH! Lets keep playing!" Rika happily yelled.

"YOSH!" Lee agreed.

"Awww, don't they make a cute couple?" Hikari asked nobody in particular.

Rika, after hearing that, blushed & responded, "Well you &… &… KIBA make a good couple!" she said & started smirking stupidly not thinking about operation matchmaker.

After that, Kiba, Hikari & Ino blushed. That brought Hikari & Ino to thinking, each for their own reasons. Kiba, being the completely oblivious canine that he is, didn't bother to think about the question & what clues it holds. (o! hint! SPOILER!!! woot!) So while the two kunochi were pondering, the next truth or dare was served.

"Ok, Sasuke, hey that rhymed… truth or dare, pick truth & you have to say who you like & who you think will be able to rebuild your clan with. Pick dare & you have to kiss whoever you like." Rika explained.

"Wait… by "rebuild your clan" do u mean…" Keiko began asking.

"Oo" "O///O" "Oe" "" (in Naruto's case) were some of the expressions the shinobi gave off.

Sasuke, who knew his soon to come fate, (DARN U FATE!!!) ignored his truth or dare & started thinking of who would be the best person to start his clan.

Rika, finding this a perfect time to "help", nudged Sasuke & asked, "So Sasuke, which girl do you want to get it on with?"

Sasuke, after hearing that disturbing statement, blushed & stood.

The kunochi were then pushed, mainly by Rika, in front of Sasuke. (Rika stood next to them soon after)

Sasuke stood in front of TenTen first, (prepare yourself for Sasuke & his pairings! MUHAHA!) "TenTen IS strong, & she seems to be ready…" TenTen was ready to slap Sasuke for that "ready" comment, but Sasuke had already moved on to Ino. "Ino isn't READY yet… but she does seem devoted…" some of the other kunochi & some of the boys, minus Naruto who was still fainted, were snickering, then Sasuke moved to the next girl. "Rika does seem strong & motherly… but not up to standards…" Rika was both insulted & disappointed at that comment, "Temari DOES seem to be the strongest kunochi here… plus she is ready… but she lives in sand & might not be able to prove a good mother…" Temari & her "motherly-ness" just missed viciously whacking Sasuke with her massive fan. Next was Keiko who was hoping for good news, "Keiko is sweet, but I don't think she'll make it…" Keiko was upset & crying on Rika's shoulder now. Next were the two Hyuuga kunochi, both ready to blush at their analysis', "Hinata IS ready & she does seem like one hell of a kisser… plus her byakugan would help the Sharingan… then again… Hikari IS ready as well, & she does seem stronger… & would probably be able to produce five or mor-" Sasuke had pushed it now. By now he had already pissed off almost all the kunochi & humiliated them in front of the other shinobi, who were thinking/looking at the kunochi. Sasuke was now being beaten by pissed off kunochi, minus Sakura & Keiko, while his "friends" were watching & laughing. (dontcha just love friends?)

"He deserves it… hitting on the kunochi & insulting them was just asking for trouble…" Neji concluded.

"Yeah… Temari looks pissed… more than usual…" Kankuro added.

"Women are troublesome…" the lazy bum Shikamaru added.

The other shinobi agreed.

10 minutes of beating up Sasuke later!

When the kunochi were done getting their anger out they returned to their seats, pissed & questioning their future lives. While Sasuke was limp, painful, bloody & beaten. Sakura then rushed to the side of her beloved Sasuke.

"Sasuke! Sasuke! Are you alright?!" Sakura asked her crush.

"Y-Yeah… I'm… fine…" the beaten Uchiha replied.

Then, after Sasuke was healed & the kunochi were relaxed, the game went on… (fu fu fu fu fu –laughs manically-)

"Truth or Dare Lee." Ino broadly asked.

"I've always wondered weather Gai-sensei was gay or not…" Sakura curiously asked.

"Trust me, you don't wanna know…" TenTen said after twitching a bit.

"Ok then! Truth, you have to say if your gay or not. Dare & you let us give you a makeover!" Ino squealed.

"YOSH! I pick dare!" Lee proudly stated.

"MAKEOVER!!!" Hikari, Kankuro, Gaara, Temari, Ino & Sakura yelled/squealed.

"I got hair!"

"I'll do nails!"
"I'll pick the outfit! Nii-san! I'm using your clothes!" Hikari yelled to her older brother.

"Great… remind me to burn them…" Neji added.

"I call make-up!" Kankuro squealed causing people to twitch uncomfortably.

"I'll get accessories!"

"I'll kill those beasts on his face!"

"OO NOT MY BABIES!!!" Lee screamed & started running around the room, the makeover squad right behind.

Naruto finally woke up & laughed, "Ha ha… man-babies…"

"Can I have yours?" Sasuke added making Naruto faint yet again.

"Haha! You got rid of Naruto-baka! Good job!" Kiba said & smiled.

"SASUNARU FOR EVER!!!" Rika randomly yelled.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" Keiko yelled/screamed.

8 minutes of random-less, screaming & chasing later!

"Presenting!"

"The new-"

"& greatly improved-"

"ROCK LEE!!!" the makeover-ers shouted.

Picture this!

Now, picture the Rock Lee we all know & love. Got it? Now, get rid of his jumpsuit & add some GOOD clothes… no not girls clothes… clothes that a cute boy would wear… yes, I know, its Lee, but work with me. Then add some cool… umm… stuff… anyway, then give him a better hair cut, (a little bowl cutty but good) nice nails, (not girly but clean at least) a hint of make-up, &, brace yourselves… NORMAL EYEBROWS!!! (gasp! … " ")

Back 2 the screwed up world we know as Konoha!

Soon after the announcement, Konoha's old new green beast emerged. (wow that sounds weird…) The room was in awe & the makeover-ers were admiring their work.

"D-Do I look… ok?" Lee shyly asked.

"Ok? You look great!"
"Awesome!"

"Rika-chan? Rika? RIKA!?" Hikari yelled to her fainted teammate with the massive nosebleed. (xD)

Once Lee was finished being complemented, & the two fainted shinobi, Naruto & Rika, were set aside, The game began once again.

"YOSH!!! MY TURN!!! MY TURN!!!" The newly improved Lee shouted & then pointed to his 'rival', "Neji! I dare you to admit you love our youthful flower, TenTen!"
"Our?! Since when am I yours?" TenTen asked/yelled at her idiotically youthful teammate.

"Not mine, Neji's." Lee said blankly while pointing to the Hyuuga prodigy.

Neji, completely ignoring the conversation & fight (TenTen beating the crap outta Lee) going on, was leaning on a wall coolly & smirking.

"Not mine, Neji's."

Those words were still in his head, & as much as he hated to admit it, even to himself, he liked them. He enjoyed the thought that TenTen was his & ONLY his, he found the fact that Lee thought TenTen was his girlfriend interesting, & more importantly, he thought TenTenwas interesting. Strong, sweet, a good trainer, beautiful, smart, all her personal traits flowing though his head. All the missions they've been on, the countless times she's been at the Hyuuga compound, with either him, Hikari or Hinata. All this flowing though his head brought more, & so on, until Neji was blushing without even realizing it.

& of course, his little sister & her cousin were the first to realize it. Smirking, (yes, Hinata was smirking, if you can't imagine it, tough.) they made their way to the smirking & blushing Hyuuga male.

"You know, she IS like a sister to us…"
"& you d-do like her…"

Neji immediately got out of his fantasy to find Hikari & Hinata smiling & singing:

Neji & TenTen
Training in a tree

Smiling & talking

Happy as can be

Neji, oh Neji, please tell me

Do you love TenTen?

Yes sir-e!

La de de da da dee dee dee

Neji & TenTen
Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

Neji was steaming mad & TenTen was blushing hard, Lee, still beaten to a pulp used the last of his energy to continue the song, & soon more shinobi joined the singing, making a chorus of singers (Naruto & Rika had woken up) :

Neji don't forget to say "I do"

TenTen make sure you say it too!

Hugs and kisses

Weddings too

Neji tell TenTen to say

"I do"

Neji & TenTen

Happy as can be

Hugging & ki-

Before the song could go any further, Neji threw a kunai & just barely missed his sister's head, while using his signature glare. Hikari, as a reflex, threw one right back at him & returned his glare with hers. (geez, are branch clan members masters of the glare, or what?) The room was still… the room was tense… there was TonTon, on a fence, the room was silent, thence, Hikari started, once, againce.

Hikari's cold glare soon turned to a tricky & all knowing smirk. She released the kunai she was currently holding, & let it fall to the floor. Naruto picked it up, poked the tip of it, started bleeding, & cried… but no one cares about him… we hate him. That's why most of our lives revolve around him. Yes, we hate him. (if you people know anything about sarcasm… then don't send me messages saying I don't know what I'm doing. Because… I don't… Be-da! Now, ON WITH THE STORY!!!) Hikari continued smirking, a deadly & evil glint in her pearly eyes, she spoke, a grudge-ish murder intent in her voice, she sent chills up the shinobi's spines… her brother, still unphased.

"Nii-san, Nii-san, Nii-san… such a fool you can be… such a great user of the Byakugan & yet you can't even see what's really going on… you can see what someone is doing & or where something is, but if you really try, you can see what someone is… feeling..."

The room was still quiet, & while she had been talking, Hikari had made her way over to TenTen. She was now leaning on TenTen's shoulder, smirking. TenTen was blushing, knowing that what Hikari was saying was true. Neji can do those things. But, why didn't he know? Why wouldn't he have noticed? Noticed, that TenTen's feelings for him had grown & grown to a strong passion that she's been bottling up inside of her. But, while Neji was unable to see that, unable to notice her feelings, he was hiding his own. & Hikari, & Hinata, had been able to see it in both of them. They read them like a manga. (I'm so good I surprise my self!)

"Nii-san? Why did you hide your feelings from TenTen-nee-chan? Hm? Why didn't you tell her… like you do your DIARY!" Hikari finished with an accusing finger pointed to her brother.

"The hell does that mean?" Neji responded blankly.

"I don't even know anymore… just finish your dare." & with that, Hikari went back into the crowd, TenTen came out, & Naruto put a ramen scented-band-aid on his finger. (where they sell ramen scented-band -aids I'll never know…)

Neji stood straight, TenTen walked up a bit, holding her hands in front of her while blushing. Neji walked up to TenTen & gave her a soft, loving kiss on her cheek, causing her to become redder than she already was. He then looked at the blushing, bun-haired kunochi & gave her a nice, warm, smile.

"I would have kissed you on the lips, but I know where that things been…" He indicated the crowbar & Naruto. Which made TenTen let out a little giggle. Neji smiled once again.

The circle, oval, misshapen circle thing, was then remade & the game continued. Most of the dares were boring, stupid, & some embarrassing but they all seemed to help the shinobi get to know each other. The members of Squad 11 were proud of the turn out, & Rika had a plan.

It was her turn to call a dare, so she decided to make it one to help her brother & fellow blonde. So she had the members of squad 11 hear her plan.

"Ok, so all you have to do is make Kiba-nii-chan like Ino more, kay Tsuki-chan?" Rika explained.
"Yeah… I guess so…" Hikari explained.

"Are you sure this is gonna work Rika?" Keiko ensuring asked.
"Of course! Tsuki-chan, get Kiba to like Ino at all costs! Alright?"
"At… At all costs…?" Hikari asked.
"Right! Now, lets go!" Rika concluded.

When the 3 came back to the circle Rika made her dare.

"Alright Tsuki-chan, truth or dare. Truth, you have to tell me what your favorite color for underwear is. (I asked her what she wanted to dare, & that's what she said. Got a problem, tell Apple) If you pick dare, you have to go in a closet with Kiba & can't come out for… -looks at the clock- three hours." Rika said. Kiba just sat still, quietly. Unsure of what to do.

"First of all, the hell was that about? Second, three hours is a lot but, I'd rather take the dare." Hikari calmly answered.

"Alright, Kiba, Hikari, head for the closet, everyone else… Do you like waffles?" Rika said/started leading the shinobi in the "Do you like waffles" song.

Kiba & Hikari headed for the closet, opened the door & got inside. Inside, despite the lighting, Hikari was blushing. She was thinking over what to say, for, in spite anything, she had a mission & she couldn't let rika & Keiko down. Kiba was calm & quiet & didn't seem to notice, but he was subconsciously looking at Hikari. She seemed so calm, relaxed… beautiful in the dim lighting. He recalled the moment when Rika was saying that he & Hikari would make a good couple.

"Well you &… &… KIBA make a good couple!"

He knew she had said it to bug Hikari, but when she had said it, Hikari didn't react. She didn't throw a comment back at Rika, she just blushed & stayed quiet. & that made him wonder why. But of course, he didn't wonder about it around everyone else, but here, in the closet, he could think. He could try to figure out why. So he began.

5 minutes had passed, & already Hikari had made a whole plan, while Kiba was still repeating his questions in his head. Hikari turned to Kiba & began starting her plan.

"Kiba-kun, you like Ino-chan right?"

"H-Huh?" Kiba had snapped out of his thoughts when Hikari asked. "Yeah, sure, she's cool…"

"No, I mean do you like her?" Hikari leaned forward a bit & put emphasis on the word "her".

Kiba blushed a bit & leaned back before answering, "Kinda… why?"

"No reason, I just… wanted to know." Hikari had said calmly.

Although she didn't intend on it, to Kiba, her words & actions seemed a bit seductive, adding to the fact that her eyes seemed to glow & shine in the dim light. Plus three hours seemed a bit much, so why would Rika dare her to go into a closet with him of all people. But as much as he wanted to question that, he'd rather just let the hours fly by while he's in the closet. So, he talked, he laughed & he answered almost every question Hikari threw at him. He didn't worry about what would happen, he didn't question Hikari, he knew what kinda of person she was. She's been over to the Inuzuka house on many occasion, she's been with him when he trained with Hinata at the Hyuuga compound. He knew her quite well & they got along great. Greater than his friendship with Ino, if he even had one.

Rika was friends with many, if not all, of the kunochi in Konoha, even some in Suna, but the only kunochi that was not only Rika's friend but his as well, was Hikari. She'd befriended Rika & soon after Kiba, never before had she, or any other girl for that matter, become more than a friend to him.

In fact, as it turned out, the three hours had been up over two hours ago & Kiba & Hikari were still talking & enjoying each other's company. The other shinobi had lost track of time as well, they had been playing video games, bored games & other things. So when Rika & Keiko started heading for the closet to retrieve the two shinobi, they weren't prepared for what they'd find.

"Rika? Are you sure this plans gonna work?" Keiko asked while walking down the hallway.

"Didn't I already tell you this plan was flawless? Tsuki-chan knows what she's doing." Rika responded confidently.

"You sure? You don't think she'd start liking Ki-" Keiko was interrupted by Rika.

"Keiko! You & I both know Tsuki-chan isn't one to fall for my brother of all people…" Rika looked away using body language to prove that she knows what she's doing.

"Are you sure we're talking about the same Hikari?" Keiko said after opening the door to find…


Gasp … " "

Surprise ending! I finally finished chappie 9!!! I'm sorry it took so long; I was busy …& lazy… & didn't know what to do. I NEED some ideas for chappie 10, so please comment & R & R! (the offer for getting your name on the author's note is still & always will be up)


Hikaritsuki (the author not the character): Hello! & welcome to the happy fangirl/fanboy world!

Apple Panda-Chan: Today's guest is eakoandcompany

Audience: (Whistles & claps wildly) YEAH! YAY! eakoandcompany!!! WHA WO!! YEAH!

Hikaritsuki: …how come they clap for you…?

Apple Panda-Chan: Cause I rule & you drool. :D

Hikaritsuki: -.-U

Apple Panda-Chan: I'm just kidding, you know I love you.

Hikaritsuki: …grrr

Apple Panda-Chan: What? I didn't tell them to clap…

Eakoandcompany: Hey everybody!

Hikaritsuki: Behind me there are 4 doors. (4 doors magically appear) Each door has something (cough, cough, or someone, cough) behind it. & because you asked you get to pick a door & receive the prize behind it! Behind door #1 we have (door #1 opens) the new Naruto game! Complete with consol & other junk nobody cares about!

Audience: WOO! JUNK! AHH!

Eakoandcompany: Cool!

Hikaritsuki: Behind door #2 we have (door #2 opens) TenTen—anybody know her last name?

Audience: WOO! TENTEN! I LOVE YOU TENTEN!! YOU ROCK! What's her last name?

Hikaritsuki: I just asked that! Uggh… Anyway, we have the awesome & beautiful TenTen! TenTen your rock!!!

Apple Panda-Chan: Temari's better…

Hikaritsuki: … (glare)

Apple Panda-Chan: (cough)

Eakoandcompany: Yay! TenTen!!

TenTen: ...umm… hi?

Hikaritsuki: Behind door #3 we have (door #3 opens) an all expense vacation to Japan! Complete with hotel, shopping spree money, & free food!

Audience: WOOHOO!! YAAY! PIE IS FOOD!!!

Apple Panda-Chan: Is that Simaru?

Hikaritsuki: Simaru! Will you get outta here!?

Simaru: Fine, be like that… I'll just be quiet…

Hikaritsuki: Good. Because if you say ONE more thing about pie, your outta here!

Apple Panda-Chan: will you two stop fighting? We have a show to host!

Simaru & Hikaritsuki: fine…

Apple Panda-Chan: That's better. & door #4 is a mystery prize!

Hikari Tsuki: I wonder what it is…

Audience: WOOO!

Eakoandcompany: hmm…

Hikari Tsuki: So Eakoandcompany what'll it be? The game, the fabulous TenTen, the vacation or the mysterious door?!

Eakoandcompany: TenTen behind door #2 please!

Hikari Tsuki: Door #2 it is! (door #2 opens) Go on in!

Eakoandcompany:YEAH! (runs in & hugs TenTen)

Hikaritsuki: (being held back by Apple Panda-chan) TenTen-nee-chan… (sniff)

Apple Panda-chan: You had your turn last chapter… remember?

Hikaritsuki: (sniff) yeah…

Eakoandcompany: x3

Apple Panda-chan: Alright everybody! Now it's time to reveal what was behind door #4! (door #4 opens) A second happy fangirl/fanboy world!

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Hikaritsuki: Alright Eakoandcompany, your part of the show is over. Feel free to take a seat in the audience!

Eakoandcompany:ok. (sits in the audience)

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Apple Panda-chan: Hey Afro!

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Hikaritsuki: Oi Afro-kun!

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Hikaritsuki: Behind me there are 4 doors. (4 doors magically appear) Each door has something (cough, cough, or someone, cough) behind it. & because you asked you get to pick a door & receive the prize behind it! Behind door #1 we have (door #1 opens) a lifetime supply of fresh chocolaty fudge!

Audience: FUDGE!!! YAYAY!!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: O.O fudge…?

Hikaritsuki: Behind door #2 we have (door #2 opens) a bus ride to the mall with Kakashi!

Audience: WOOHOO! AWESOME! SCARY! AHH!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Can I get the fudg-

Hikaritsuki: Shh!

Apple Panda-Chan: Tsuki, just give him the fudge…

Hikaritsuki: Not until I finish my show!

Apple Panda-Chan: Fine… w/e

Afrohawk52-NFFR: T.T

Hikaritsuki: Behind door #3 we have(door #3 opens) a magical bottle that can turn people into animals!

Audience: WOW! WHOA! AWESOME! I wanna be a piggy! Moo!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Hikari,can I please get the fudg-

Hikaritsuki: Shh!

Apple Panda-Chan: Tsuki, just give him the stink'n fudge!

Hikaritsuki: NEVER!!! …ahem… anyway door #4 is the mystery door!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Great, thanks, can I please get my fudge now?

Hikaritsuki: Pick door #4 or no fudge.

Apple Panda-Chan: Ugghh…

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Fine… I pick door #4…

Hikaritsuki: Great! Because… behind door #4 we have… (door #4 opens) the Co-Co-host position for…

Audience, Hikaritsuki & Apple Panda-Chan: THE HAPPY FANGIRL/FANBOY WORLD!!!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Say who the what the how now?

Hikaritsuki: Basically, you're my co-host's co-host!

Audience: WHOA! WOW! COOL! WOOT! Really?

Apple Panda-Chan: pretty much.

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Okay… I think I get it… but why would you're co-host need a co-host?

Apple Panda-Chan: My work's piling up!

Audience, Afrohawk52-NFFR & Hikaritsuki: You have work??

Apple Panda-Chan: yeppers.

Hikaritsuki: I give you work?

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Its summer! You shouldn't have any work!

Apple Panda-Chan: Well, you already have the job.

Hikaritsuki: (appears behind Apple Panda-Chan) Yeah!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Then there's only one thing to do!

Hikaritsuki: (holding a coco cup) get me hot coco?

Afrohawk52-NFFR: No. quit.

Apple Panda-Chan: But if you quit, you wont get this.

Hikaritsuki: (presses a button & door #1 appears) A lifetime supply of fudge!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Drat, ya got me. I'm in, as long as I don't have to wash dishes.

Apple Panda-Chan: (cough)

Afrohawk52-NFFR: ...

Hikaritsuki: Don't worry Afro-kun! It'll be fun! (smile)

Afrohawk52-NFFR: ...on one condition.

Audience, Apple Panda-Chan & Hikaritsuki: What?

Afrohawk52-NFFR: I can bring my pet with me.

Audience: Which is…?

Apple Panda-Chan & Hikaritsuki: The chicken?

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Nope. (walks off & comes back with a covered cage) Ladies & Gentle men, I'd like to introduce you to my pet, Kirby! (uncovers Eagle with a semi-afro)

Apple Panda-Chan & Hikaritsuki: WTF?!

Audience: WOW! COOL! AN EAGLE! FURBY!

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Furby?Wth, is this 1996 or something?

Apple Panda-Chan: Dude, how'd you get it to grow an afro??

Hikaritsuki: More importantly, wth did you get an eagle!?

Afrohawk52-NFFR: Well, that's my business & my business only, ain't that right Kirby?

Kirby: (caws)

Hikaritsuki: Well, I'm ok with Kirby. Your both in.

Apple Panda-Chan: Welcome to the team Afro!

Hikaritsuki: Well that's about all the time we have.

Apple Panda-Chan: Yeah, we maxed out the time.

Hikaritsuki: Next time we'll have better prizes & hopefully new people! So here's everyone from…

Audience, Apple Panda-Chan, Hikaritsuki & Afrohawk52-NFFR: THE HAPPY FANGIRL/FANBOY WORLD!!!

Kirby: (caws)


Remember, I didn't make Eakoandcompany or Afrohawk52-NFFRsay anything, I asked them & they wanted this. So put in an idea & what you wanna do & I'll put you on… THE HAPPY FANGIRL/FANBOY WORLD!!!